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    Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means.

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    New Blood is a canon AU rewrite with Hermione sorted into Slytherin. Featuring: covens, ritual magic, world building, goblin culture, excessive amounts of science and logic and math attempting to be applied to magical concepts to make them make sense, teenage girls growing up and all that entails, a badass Hermione Granger, and far too many words and plotlines

     

    Book 1:
    Hermione Granger and the Obstacle Course

    Book 2:
    Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin
    Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Secrets

    Book 3:
    Hermione Granger and the Summer of Awesome
    Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    Hermione Granger and the Magic of Rituals
    Hermione Granger and the Trial of Sirius Black

    Book 4:
    Hermione Granger and the Summer of Shadows
    Hermione Granger and the Goblet of Fire

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Draco has been hurting and tearing down Hermione for years because he's stupid. When he presents as a Veela on his 21st birthday, he's in for it.

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    “You’re my mate,” Draco whispered even though the voice in his head was so fucking loud.
    Granger frowned. “What?”
    “You. You’re my mate, the one my Veela has chosen.”
    He expected her to be shocked, or angry, maybe exhibit a hefty dose of disbelief. He expected her to reveal a bunch of books proving him otherwise.
    He didn’t expect to see her face crumple and look as if she was about to cry. “Malfoy, you don’t need to tease me.”
    I did this to you.
    “Why would I tease you with this?” He asked.
    She shifted in her seat. “It’s more believable. And if I am your mate, I know you don’t want me to be.”
    “Granger, I am quite serious,” Draco said, reaching his hand across the desk, palm up. “Take my hand, please. Touch me.”

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    21 Feb 2024

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    Voldemort is back, and Hermione is scrambling to save the home she's found in the wizarding world, but secrets lurk in every corner, making it difficult to find her way. Operating on faulty info, Hermione's assumptions have disastrous consequences.

    The arrival of a new student at Hogwarts turns her life upside down, and years of half-truths and outright lies are revealed.

    Torn between two worlds, and the crushing weight of a prophecy, Hermione must choose between the side she thought she'd always fight against, and the people she thought she'd always fight for.

    When soulmates come into play Hermione has more to lose than ever before.

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    28 Dec 2023

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    Oliver just wanted to beat the Slytherin in the House Cup this year, and find a good seeker to replace his friend and mentor, Charlie Weasley. Instead, he found the beginnings of an unbreakable bond between himself and one curly-haired witch.

    What started as helping a lonely first year gain her bearings in a new world evolved into having their own analyst for Gryffindor. As time goes on, life develops in a way he never saw coming.

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    10 Dec 2023

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    The war ended and the summer is over – Hermione is returning to Hogwarts to finish her education, Ron is going to auror training, Professor Snape is resuming his duties as Head of Slytherin and Potions Master. On the surface everything seems perfect.

    However, after a turbulent summer, Hermione is less and less certain that Ron's the one for her.

    Ron, however, just knows what their relationship needs. And when he decides to give it a gentle little push in the right direction, it turns all their lives upside down.

     

    Initial Ron/Hermione, but this is a Severus/Hermione story though and through. It’s a fast paced, short series (that started out as a one shot in my head) with (I hope) an interesting but simple plot and quite a bit of explicit smut.
    Note: I think Ron and Hermione aren’t a good match for each other, and while I think Ron is a dingus in cannon, I don’t think he would do something this stupid. However, Ron-bashing is my guilty pleasure, and in this story, he has no redeemable qualities. You've been warned.

    Disclaimer: A student/teacher relationship in real life is never acceptable. This is a fiction in no way endorses such behaviour. Read at your own discretion.

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    28 Nov 2023