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    When Bilbo puts himself between Thorin and Azog's blade, his mithril shirt protecting them both, it isn't long before some dwarves whisper that 'Oakenshield' might not be the best epithet for their king anymore. But for Bilbo, barred from Thorin's sight since the battle, this new epithet only adds to the sting. Spending his days caring for the recovering princes, Bilbo wonders how much more of this he can take, not suspecting his place at the center of a silent divide in the company.

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    Bilbo was a skin-changer. The first Hobbit Skin-changer for centuries and after years of bullying and rejection from his fellow Hobbits, Bilbo had not wanted to tell the company his secret when he'd just found a family again and could not face rejection again from Thorin. But, he'd not changed for weeks and Bilbo needed to change soon. If he could just stave off the change until they reached Beorn's he may be able to sneak away without anyone being any the wiser. However, he'd underestimated his need to change...

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    Following the Battle of Five Armies, a Dwarven King struggles with the consequences of his actions. But no amount of remorse or penance can seem to bring him the absolution he seeks until he realises there is only one sacrifice that matches the magnitude of his crimes. In the Shire, Bilbo Baggins receives a letter with some very unexpected contents…

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. The film rights remains with Warner Bros, MGM and New Line Cinema.

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  4. Rec 79

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    Bilbo is a siren unable to sing.

    He is already an outcast before he loses almost all use of his voice.

    Now he is and adult and he is hungry.

    Enter nomadic Merman Thorin, who is big and musclar and one heck of a meal for Bilbo, especially because he keeps disrupting Bilbo's much needed hunts.

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  5. Rec 22

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    Bilbo is just about to finish his hunt when he hears one last piece of prey. Imagine his surprise when it is a lone Mer guppy, one he can't eat no matter how snack sized it is.

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