Creeptozoologist
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (7)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (6)
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- Team Fortress 2 (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
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Alastor DuBois is just a man, like any other. He loves his mother, he loves his job, he loves jazz and dancing and the beautiful city of New Orleans.
He also loves to kill people.
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The New Orleans police department have been struggling to pin down the Bayou Butcher for nearly a decade now, but every lead they follow leads to another loose end. As the bodies keep piling up, the Bayou Butcher becomes less of a man, and more of a monster; a phantom hiding under children's beds and in dark corners.
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This is the story of a killer, and the people trying to stop him, and the terrible things they do to other people. Enjoy!
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Tubbo and Ranboo really need a house, man.
Their apartment is an accident waiting to happen, and every house viewing they attend is a fresh dissapointment, as London continues to be awful to live in. But when Tubbo inherits a ludicrously stately mansion, all their problems are solved! Right?
Wrong! The mansion is falling apart. And haunted. And the ghosts have declared war.
Not ideal.
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The bbc ghosts crossover that i needed but nobody else was writing.
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"Okay, today we're talking about our happiest memories! Positive thinking is important, and knowing things used to be good helps us realise that they can be good again!"
The gang look back at her, faces blank, bored, or grumpy, save for Vaggie, who is giving her an encouraging thumbs up.
"This is stupid."
Vaggie elbows Angel in the ribs.
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Charlie tries so, so hard to get her residents to open up in their morning activities. Sharing circles seemed like such a good idea at the time, but they only work if the people in them have nice, legal, wholesome things to share. Her residents do not.
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"Make me pretty!" Her voice does that rough, manic growl thing that happens when she’s excited, and Angel holds back a snort of amusement. It feels like a weird facsimile of a teenage girls’ sleepover. “I wanna be pretty.”
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Niffty barges into Angel's room while he's doing his makeup, and asks him to do hers too; in her own, freaky, endearing way. Doing someone else's makeup reminds Angel of someone he hasn't seen in a long time.
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Mimzy's boyfriend is a no-good stinkin' liar, and he gets what's coming to him. Alastor helps her clean up the mess.
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Mimzy and Alastor ran in the same circles when they were alive and I will never stop thinking and caring about them. Murder besties!! Murder besties!!! Murder besties!!!!
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[Lights up on an office. Large mahogany desk, chair that swivels, a carpet that toes the line of comfortable and fancy. It is part biblical confessional, part reality TV confessional. Appearance wise, though, it resembles your run-of-the-mill political office.]
[Sitting in the chair that swivels is JSCHLATT. PRESIDENT JSCHLATT, to be clear about it. He looks almost exactly the same as he does in the large portrait of him on the back wall. In Schlatt’s dominant hand is a whiskey glass. With the other, he taps the large microphone that sits on top of the mahogany desk.
He knows he has an audience--conceptually, that is. He is the president, after all.]SCHLATT:
That good-for-nothing kid will never be the president.all the world's a debate stage. the candidates are only the players.
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Bookmarked by Creeptozoologist
03 Dec 2025
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A body of a young factory worker lies unclaimed on the railroad tracks in Jamrock West and Harry has yet to show at the precinct. Kim Kitsuragi has been up since the dawn and has already decided he's over this week. It's a mild Tuesday morning in June '51. The spectre of Communism hangs over Revachol like a burial shroud.
Series
- Part 1 of Birdcage Verse
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- English
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Bookmarked by Creeptozoologist
20 Oct 2024
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Coroner Karkat Vantas is ready for a night off when he receives a call to perform an emergency autopsy.
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- Part 1 of The Autopsy of Dave Strider
Bookmarked by Creeptozoologist
18 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Absolutely fucking miserable. What a genuinely gut-wrenching concept. Grief!! Grief!!! Grief!!!!
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Sir Pentious regaled Heaven with tales of Hell, the Hazbin Hotel, and how he arrived at the Pearly Gates. Of course, he mentioned Alastor, the hotelier, a tall man with a constant radio aesthetic and quick, easy smile.
Turns out Al's mother overheard. Turns out Al's mother is very keen on finding out why her precious baby boy is in Hell.
And, well, one doesn't tell their mother they were a serial killer. So they come up with the next best lie, on short notice.
Bookmarked by Creeptozoologist
29 Feb 2024
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I GIGGLED AND CACKLED AND WENT TEE HEE
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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Bookmarked by Creeptozoologist
18 Feb 2024