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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    He’d fall asleep to the thought of it, in that bedroom - how he’d left to live in a studio apartment two miles down the road at twenty, disappearing entirely at twenty six and returning at twenty eight, bitter as lemon rinds and just as easy to pick to pieces - and then he’d wake up, still only himself.

    Following the death of his ex-wife, Wilbur agrees to pause his music career to take care of his daughter and reconnect with a family estranged by time and loss. Quackity is just an elementary school teacher trying to mourn his child in peace.

    Or, my take on that school AU

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    09 May 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    “Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”

    “Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.

    “I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”

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    In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.

    But he's cute, so it's fine.

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    An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met

    UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD

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    18 Apr 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    "Wilbur, why the hell do you have a child with you."

    “Found ‘em in the street.”

    “Yeah but why did you bring him here???”

    “Because he lives in the streets.”

    “And?”

    “He’s mine now, we’ve both agreed on that.” Wil said, gesturing towards the little kid, who brightly smiled at Quackity and waved with more energy than necessary.

    Or; Wilbur and Quackity are roommates in their college campus. One day, Wilbur comes in with a street kid, and they decide to impulse-adopt the kid together. As time passes by, they realize this kid is just bringing more street kids for them to adopt. And they will do so.

    Or or; Wilbur and Quackity are the kind of gay pair to see street kids and say "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

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    21 Oct 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “I forgot to ask, are you alright?” Tommy says, leaning against the elevator wall and studying Wilbur with a worried frown. “That was probably pretty intense for you. I’m used to teaming up with Techno, we’ve both done this kind of thing a lot.”

    “You’re bleeding,” Wilbur says instead of answering, leaning over to wipe shakily at the crimson streaking down the side of Tommy’s nose.

    Tommy shrugs. “I think Dream clipped me with his knife on the way out. No big deal.”

    No big deal, Wilbur thinks hysterically. Just got a minor knife wound whilst escaping from the headquarters of a murderous secret society. No big deal.

     

    or, a DSMP Starless Sea AU, featuring bees, keys, swords, magic doors, psychic books, and Wilbur Soot collecting siblings like Pokémon cards.

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    21 Oct 2022

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    Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.

    The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.

    If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.

    One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?

    (In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)

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    12 May 2022