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    Alastor had a plan to get rid of his chains and he certainly succeeded. Now that he's free, he wants to get all the power he can from Lucifer because why not? He thinks of the perfect deal: he'll become the King of Hell's Exclusive Executioner and in exchange, he'll tap into Lucifer's infinite source of power. Sounds fair, right?

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    While in captivity, Lucifer hears about this strange rumor that circulates among the Sinners.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    It's no secret that Alastor and the King of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar, don't get along; however, after a moment of weakness, Alastor feels like he must return the kindness, for lack of better words, to the short king.

    One favor!

    That's all Alastor owes him, and then they can quickly return to hating each other like normal. After all , Alastor doesn't do friends and certainly never with someone as annoying and idiotic as that devil.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    The first time the Radio Demon met the King of Hell was not in a hotel lobby.

    The first time they met was long ago, before hotels meant to redeem sinners, before seven year absences, and even before rivalries with TV-headed demons.

    The first time the two met, they developed a deep and dangerous bond, one that scared Heaven and powerful figures in Hell. It’s no wonder that those forces colluded to disrupt the pair. It’s no wonder both were forced to forget.

    But the Radio Demon has just freed himself from his chains. His deal is broken, his memories are back, and he will stop at nothing to remind Lucifer of what was taken from them.

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    (This is an official rewrite of 'A Month of Rut')

    Every year Alastor enters something terrible. A rut.

    Unlike most sinners, Alastor has no instinct to breed or whatever it is rutting demons feel the need to do, instead he gets overprotective over one for the entirety of his rut. Usually it's Niffty, but for some reason, his body decided he needed to protect Vox, someone who came to the hotel to seek safety for himself, but mostly Vark.

    They made a deal, Vox would spend a month with Alastor in exchange for protection from Valentino, who Vox has been trying to figure out how to break up with him. How will the month go? Well I suppose only time will tell. (Or you read the original and already know)

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Vox was a man of movement he didn't look back on his past like some loser wasting his life away over the past. If he wanted to he'd get it. If he wanted to do it he'd do it. You get the point. But underneath all this incredibly charming showman narcism he held one small teensy tiny regret. Tiny my ass, as in drinking at 3 am crying over what may have been. Regarding Alastor of course. You see after the break up (Alastor rejecting his "partner" proposal), Vox spent plenty of time basking in shameful regret. One singular thought haunted his mind. "If I'd have just never asked him maybe-". Well he wouldn't let himself finish, how weak and pathetic would that sound?! So when he gets the chance to change his decision, he takes it. Even if it's so stupid that it would absolutely never work. Except it does. So this is the aftermath of Vox's pathetic desperate longing fullfiled, enjoy.

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    04 Jan 2026