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Alastor the Executi...ve Boyfriend by Milphene
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 May 2026
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Alastor had a plan to get rid of his chains and he certainly succeeded. Now that he's free, he wants to get all the power he can from Lucifer because why not? He thinks of the perfect deal: he'll become the King of Hell's Exclusive Executioner and in exchange, he'll tap into Lucifer's infinite source of power. Sounds fair, right?
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While in captivity, Lucifer hears about this strange rumor that circulates among the Sinners.
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07 Jan 2026
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It's no secret that Alastor and the King of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar, don't get along; however, after a moment of weakness, Alastor feels like he must return the kindness, for lack of better words, to the short king.
One favor!
That's all Alastor owes him, and then they can quickly return to hating each other like normal. After all , Alastor doesn't do friends and certainly never with someone as annoying and idiotic as that devil.
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06 Jan 2026
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no matter how long it's been, you're mine by monkeyOverlord
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Apr 2026
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The first time the Radio Demon met the King of Hell was not in a hotel lobby.
The first time they met was long ago, before hotels meant to redeem sinners, before seven year absences, and even before rivalries with TV-headed demons.
The first time the two met, they developed a deep and dangerous bond, one that scared Heaven and powerful figures in Hell. It’s no wonder that those forces colluded to disrupt the pair. It’s no wonder both were forced to forget.
But the Radio Demon has just freed himself from his chains. His deal is broken, his memories are back, and he will stop at nothing to remind Lucifer of what was taken from them.
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04 Jan 2026
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(This is an official rewrite of 'A Month of Rut')
Every year Alastor enters something terrible. A rut.
Unlike most sinners, Alastor has no instinct to breed or whatever it is rutting demons feel the need to do, instead he gets overprotective over one for the entirety of his rut. Usually it's Niffty, but for some reason, his body decided he needed to protect Vox, someone who came to the hotel to seek safety for himself, but mostly Vark.
They made a deal, Vox would spend a month with Alastor in exchange for protection from Valentino, who Vox has been trying to figure out how to break up with him. How will the month go? Well I suppose only time will tell. (Or you read the original and already know)
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- Part 1 of An Undisclosed Time of Being Together
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04 Jan 2026
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Vox was a man of movement he didn't look back on his past like some loser wasting his life away over the past. If he wanted to he'd get it. If he wanted to do it he'd do it. You get the point. But underneath all this incredibly charming showman narcism he held one small teensy tiny regret. Tiny my ass, as in drinking at 3 am crying over what may have been. Regarding Alastor of course. You see after the break up (Alastor rejecting his "partner" proposal), Vox spent plenty of time basking in shameful regret. One singular thought haunted his mind. "If I'd have just never asked him maybe-". Well he wouldn't let himself finish, how weak and pathetic would that sound?! So when he gets the chance to change his decision, he takes it. Even if it's so stupid that it would absolutely never work. Except it does. So this is the aftermath of Vox's pathetic desperate longing fullfiled, enjoy.
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- Part 1 of Vox goes back in time
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04 Jan 2026
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Alastor finds himself wrapped up with social media overlord Velvette and through a series of lies and misunderstandings must ask Lucifer to fake a partnership of sorts to re-establish his image as the strongest sinner in hell
(Author will not apologize for whatever may occur in this story because they were possessed to write it at like 2 in the morning on their phone)
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02 Jan 2026
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Blue Jay Way by Curly_Erk_hello
Fandoms: Fake News RPF, Late Night Host RPF, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (TV), Last Week Tonight With John Oliver (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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Talk show host vampire AU
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12 Jul 2025
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Really funny so far and it's only six chapters in.
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‘I don’t mean to be crass,’ Bashir said, ‘but frankly, there are worse ways this could have played out.’
Worf nodded grimly. ‘I suppose there are worse people I could be in this situation with.’
He glanced up as he realised, a split second too late, that he had misunderstood the doctor’s meaning.
Bashir smirked, but didn’t meet his eye. ‘I’ll take that as a compliment.’
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12 Mar 2024
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Has Julian been kidnapped by the mirror universe, a simulation, or a surgically altered Obsidian Order agent? After all, this man can't possibly be the real Garak... right?
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- Part 1 of Funhouse
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20 Dec 2023
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The Girl Who Looked at Cubes by Queen_Iacomina
Fandoms: Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation
25 Mar 2022
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With Starfleet routed at Wolf 359 and the Borg seemingly only minutes away from invading the Earth, a young Agnes Jurati looks to the sky and ponders her future.
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- Part 1 of Agnes and the Borg
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In which Boimler has a secret revealed, and Mariner decides to take her career more seriously.
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- Part 13 of Violet Nebula
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As the Borg Queen hangs from La Sirena's warp core, Agnes P. Jurati begins to understand a choice that she's already made and the weight of it's inevitability.
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And Still, The Sea is Salt by mytardisisparked
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
09 Aug 2022
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Christopher Pike and Una Chin-Riley face an uncertain future together.
Chapter titles and work title taken from an untitled poem by A.E. Housman.
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The call goes out on many frequencies throughout the Federation and in many languages. And yes, initially there are suspicions that it’s a hoax - a way to lure them to a trap on the outskirts of Federation space.
Please, the children.
It echoes between stars before it reaches the first ship. The next. And the next. Starfleet HQ quickly responds - because as dangerous as space can be, no one leaves children behind.
But someone did.
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How Number One makes Captain Pike's life easier and his command better, and in a way how he does the same. Or; I wrote it for all of us who loves to ponder how Starfleet administration works, who have a fondess for forms and even more for all the archivists out there.
Could be read as Gen, could be shippy if you want to :)
The fic mentions blood, deaths and sad feelings but it isn't dark or angsty per se.
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From the Ground Up by starsandfireplains (MoreBetterWords)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Enterprise
21 Mar 2023
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Option 1: We call it quits.
Option 2: We start over.After the Terra Prime incident, Trip and T'Pol pick up the pieces and start to build something new.
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- Part 1 of Built to Last
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Kindred Spirits by Queen_Iacomina
Fandoms: Star Trek: Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation
01 Jan 2023
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Geordi La Forge attends Jean-Luc's wedding to Laris. The past few decades have not gone well for him.
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This series includes the main work, “The Widows of Cardassia,” a short sequel, “The Sons of Cardassia,” an explanatory work for my sources and inspirations on Dinea Lurak and her husband, Erlat Lurak, and a prequel, “The Meya Lily,” focusing on the extramarital affair between Garak and Dinea.
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None of the command staff have asked Julian what he thinks of this conflict over the station school, but he did spend a considerable amount of time as the only member of Starfleet that the Bajorans could speak to directly. Maybe they should have.
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Two conversations Kira Nerys overheard, and three she started.Series
- Part 7 of Julian & Kira Best Friends
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26 Feb 2023
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Garak sets up a delicious little predicament for Julian to enjoy while he is otherwise occupied.
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15 Feb 2023