Definitely_not_a_human
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Dnah's Cradle of Creation by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Touhou Project, Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga), Original Work
09 Apr 2025
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My very own snippet thread, where I put stories I've been saving on Google Drive for upwards of 2 years.
I'm inspired by many things, but not all of those are compatible enough to merge into a single story.
Explicit because I do have a snip that is absolutely disgusting.Remember to @ me if you do decide to adopt a story, I want to see what others can cook with my ideas.
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Life and Death by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Touhou Project, ULTRAKILL references - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Nov 2024
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Voldemort's Killing Curse knocked one-year-old Marigold Lily Potter's soul halfway through the Veil, turning half of her soul into a Phantom. Her Phantom half was blocked in by her horcrux-scar, but the outward pressure was enough for a particularly hot piece of coal to dislodge it, causing her Phantom half to spill out. But since it was trapped inside her Human half for so long, she can merge both into one, though it feels like wearing a rather tight pair of socks for gloves.
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Sharp Fangs and Golden Hair by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Touhou Project
11 Oct 2024
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Midoriya Izumi lived as a hollow shell for two years after the doctor diagnosed her as Quirkless. Maybe she was just missing something. Something warm, and red, and sweet.
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HELL by Definitely_not_a_human
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
06 Aug 2024
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HELL wallowed in boredom.
Taylor Hebert pushed herself up in an empty elevator shaft.
A Rift appeared, smelling of rotting tampons.
She dismantled a cobalt blue robot slumped against the wall.
SHE threw HER body at it.
She began her slaughter, starting with three filthy, armless abominations. -
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When Mima took in her first and only apprentice, her Master's final lesson finally clicked.
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To Carry Your Torch by SomeoneYouWontRemember
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
03 Sep 2026
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Taylor Hebert was supposed to die.
Instead, she awakens in a world of curses wearing the body of a monster, carrying a power that's familiar but twisted. She has already faced her final moments full of regrets, full of people she'd left behind in search of a greater goal.
She refuses to repeat those regrets again on her second chance at life.
Yuuji Itadori understands sacrifice better than most. It's almost instinctual to throw himself between others and death, even when nobody expects him to. But Taylor's arrival forces him to question the difference between protecting people and self-destruction.
They could hardly be more different. Taylor meets the world with suspicion, ruthless calculation, and cold distance. Yuji meets it with faith, compassion, and an blazingly stubborn refusal to give up on people.
Neither approach is right or wrong, not on its own.
As Taylor teaches Yuji that survival can be a responsibility, Yuji teaches Taylor that humanity is not something a body can take away. She begins to trust people again, and he learns when mercy must be replaced by ruthlessness. Together, they begin changing the people around them.
And the world changes with it.
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(End)Bringing You A New Home! (Endbringer SI) by 10moorem
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
06 Sep 2026
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Lost among the drifting eddies a woe to the world is born, poisoned apples are given freely and conflict is sown with the blood of all mankind!
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A man from another world is placed inside the body of an engine of calamity and decides he would really rather just build some cool cities. Naturally this goes poorly for everyone involved.
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We Need No Logic by Oleron
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls
07 Sep 2026
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Everyone who has played Skyrim knows that in reality, as played by the majority of people, the Last Dragonborn is not some heroic figure. In most playthroughs, the Dragonborn is a psychotic completionist, kleptomaniac, murderer, overachiever, and overall psycho.
So, when another world requires a Hero, and the one summoned is a gameplay-accurate Dragonborn, the world is in for a time of absurdity and, potentially, game-breaking glitches.
(Maxed out, endgame, resto-looped Skyrim MC with a mix of in-game behaviors and in-universe lore, is summoned as the Shield Hero in place of Naofumi. Crack, unapologetically so.)
Regularly scheduled posting (Monday/Tuesday).
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Tiny, Useless Russian Lesbian gets Isekai'd into Worm and eventually escapes into the multiverse.
Trigger Warning: Sense of humour required. There's racism, foul language, violence and other such unpleasantness inside.
I mean, it starts as a Worm fanfic, so... yeah.
If you can't stand the idea of anyone besmirching the perfection of Worm, Aberrant, White Wolf, the color purple, or other things you may like, feel free to skip on this story and save us all the grief, because I'm gonna poke fun at all of those things.
Also, lots of memes, hugs, lewd handholding, dirt bikes, guns, F/GO references, and making fun of White Wolf's inability to write proper, clear rules (or indexes).
A/N: I enjoy comments when possible.
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Subaru el Héroe del Escudo by Hy_Regeff
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
02 Sep 2026
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Subaru se encuentra en la última etapa de volver gobernante a Emilia. Pero, súbitamente, al encontrarse en uno de sus momentos libres, al estar leyendo un libro que habla de la leyenda de los cuatro héroes, es transportado nuevamente a otro mundo...
(Subaru del What IF Ayamatsu)