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Robert sets down the pregnancy test. He's aware that heats only end early due to drugs, or a knot producing a pregnancy.
For the next two weeks Robert was torn on what he should do.
Should he keep it?
Should he put it up for adoption?
Should he inform the father?
Well, Robert Robertson III couldn't bring himself to do either of those things and that's why he has a secret four-year-old son.
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Robert has secrets that he keeps from the Z-Team, like he's Mecha Man, an Omega, and well, he has a son.... and one of them might be the father.
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19 Nov 2025
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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19 Nov 2025
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A collection of multi-chapters and oneshots for my Z-team polycule au.
you can read more about in on my tumblr- mossy-rossy
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19 Nov 2025
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“Is this because of the bar?”
Flambae smiled, leaning closer, "Yes. You're my hero. Let me repay you for that shiner.”
“God, has no one in your life just been nice to you on purpose? I didn’t do it for selfish reasons.”
Flambae kissed his chin gently, their facial hair scratching together, “I know. Let me show you how much that meant to little old me.”
It was manipulative. Highly inappropriate. And wrong.
So very wrong.
“Just make it quick.”
// AKA FLAMBAE REALIZES HE WANTS ROBERT CARNALLY AND MAKES IT HIS PROBLEM //
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19 Nov 2025
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Pre- and during-canon.
SDN's Hero-for-hire’s paycheck is nowhere near to the money Flambae could get in his villain days. That’s when he notices his rent is actually hideously high. Turns out, he’s forced to get a roommate.
Domestic sitcom kinda fluff. Flaming homosexual with more issues than the norm is expecting and an assassin ballerina with a soft spot for romance share their living space. Futuring the star of the show, the one and only Prism and the rest of our favorite villains-turned-heroes team. What could go wrong?Bookmarked by Demi_panda
19 Nov 2025
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“If you’re not interested, you can just say that. I probably came on too strong with the whole… ‘fucking you until you cry’ speech.”
“You also called me an annoying bitch. Real mixed signals. I don’t know what to think.”
“You’re hilarious. How about we start with the home cooked meal and see where that goes? Come over tomorrow. I’m an excellent cook.”
“And humble, too.”
“Fuck you, Robert.”
“Not on the first date.”
“I think I changed my mind. You’re too annoying.” There was a pause. “No but really, come over tomorrow.”
aka Flambae and Robert get drunk and hook up. Robert definitely doesn't regret anything and the team is very normal about it. Surprisingly, that's not where it ends.
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18 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
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18 Nov 2025
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Flambae burns too many villains and is given a warning. Meanwhile, some office romance is occurring.
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17 Nov 2025
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After finding out Robert is Mecha man Flambae struggles to try and be civil while handling a mix of complicated feelings.
Until someone kidnaps his niece.
Now Flambae and Robert must team up to investigate the disappearance under SDN's nose under threat of suspension.
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17 Nov 2025
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Dream Blunt Rotation, But Robert Is The Blunt by Darling_No
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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Okay, in Robert's defense, he was on his way to work to deal with a bunch of chucklefucks for the rest of the day after spending the night in his plastic chair staring at the ceiling while sleep eluded him until his alarm went off. He felt like that somewhat excused the fact that he was completely oblivious to the cloud of pink that he walked right through on his way to work, too zoned out and exhausted to notice the heroes above dealing with the building currently leaking the stuff from its broken windows.
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17 Nov 2025
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Take a Shower Dude / 6 times the Z-Team scented Robert and 1 time he 'scented' them by No1Randomperson
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson (The third) is the most stereotypical beta you could ever meet (Thats what he thinks anyways). So why the fuck is everyone saying he reeks of Alpha.
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Z-Team polycule attempts to court depressed twunk
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- Part 1 of A/B/O Dispatch
- Part 1 of Dispatch fics
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16 Nov 2025
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16 Nov 2025
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“Look, if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do was ask.”
“Yeah… you’re not my type.”
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16 Nov 2025
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As it turned out, Robert really was Flambae’s type.
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After dealing with Shroud once and for all, Robert Robertson finds that it's hard to have a personal 'thing' going on when your, ahem, person of...interest...is as subtle as a fireball. Romance isn't dead, it's just locked behind HR's code of conduct.
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“...Hell yeah this some Britney, bitch! This one is for Robert—where is he—there he is! Robbo at the bar! Yeah! Luckiest fucking fucker in all of Southland! ‘Cause guess who fucking fucked him—oh yeah, back to the chorus! Uhn uhn…”- Language:
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16 Nov 2025
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Your Comfort Zone is Lovely (But Nothing Grows There) by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Robert is making an effort to get to know the members of his team, so he spends some time with each of them, forming friendships along the way. When spending time with Coupe, they run into a couple of creeps who don't know how to take no for an answer, and they help each other out.
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16 Nov 2025
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Basically, the Invisagirl's dream scene, but made it Flambert instead.
Enjoy the smut!Update - no longer a one-shot
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16 Nov 2025
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Sonar calls out sick. Mecha Man takes his place
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16 Nov 2025
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"What's with him?" Robert murmured, snatching one last jelly donut from the pile for himself. "Did he get knocked on the head in the ambush or something?"
"I think he got burnt out. I should drag his ass home ASAP."
"Burnt out? You mean…Like a candle?" Robert asked, for which he was rewarded with a deeply unamused look of disapproval.
"I swear Bobby boy, sometimes I think that if I sent you in for an IQ test, you'd come back negative—where the fuck do you think the fire comes from? Fuckin' mega fuego hot sauce packets?"
Flambae goes through less- than- welcome side effects of overusing his powers. Good thing Robert's expertise covers more than just dispatching.Series
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15 Nov 2025
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A night between Waterboy, Flambae, and Robert.
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- Part 12 of Fire Puns (Flamecha/Mechabae Fics)
- Part 13 of Dispatch
- Part 1 of Electrical Hazards (Watermech Fics)
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15 Nov 2025
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Robert has one good day and immediately gets kidnapped because the universe hates him. His rescue squad? The Z-team—aka a shy water boy, a confused alien, and eight ex-villains who think “stealth operation” means “blow up the building.”
Robert instantly regrets ever telling them “good job.”
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15 Nov 2025