DepressedBlob
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Hell is hot, but Ilya Rozanov is hotter by DepressedBlob
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Jul 2026
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“Ah no. It is the magic of the ritual. You and I are very... compatible. It is to make things easier.”
“We are not compatible. We aren't even the same species. Plus, how do you even know that I like men?”
“You mean besides the fact that the first thought you had after seeing my face was that you wanted to lick my mole?” Ilya teased, making Shane blush. “Shane, you are super gay. And I am very sexy. Attraction is not going to be an issue. I know this, you know this.”
“Oh my god. Did... did you make me gay?!”
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Yuna Hollander had no way of knowing that the Demonic Ritual that the girls at her first slumber party had her participate in was real. So when she promises her first born child in exchange for true love, she thinks nothing more of it.
Thirty years later, Shane Hollander takes a bad hit on the ice and is knocked unconscious. When he wakes up to the sexiest man (demon) he's ever seen stroking his hair, he has more than a few questions. Luckily, Ilya Rozanov has no problem answering them.
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Undue Inheritance by DepressedBlob
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander’s Dad died when he was a Baby. The man his Mother chose to remarry was far from ideal. At fourteen years old, his Stepfather dies, but not before leaving him behind with a carousel full of emotional baggage.
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Shane Hollander is an anxious kitten with the emotional intelligence of a turnip, and the only person capable of penetrating through his walls (figuratively and literally) is a brash, cocky, six foot three Russian menace. Shane stands absolutely no chance whatsoever.
Loosely based on my life, except I don't play hockey and my dad isn't dead, he just ghosted me.
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Sebbin & Carmie Side Story #1 by DepressedBlob
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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Set during the group chat in the Sad Boi Ilya fic, Dubek tricks Sebbin into watching the Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial. Ryan Carmichael has to call him to calm him down over the phone.
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- Part 3 of Sad Boi Ilya Chronicles
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Change your Muse by DepressedBlob
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is a depressed, struggling artist in New York.
He paints portrait after portrait of his mother, terrified that one day he will forget her face.
He refuses to sell them, even knowing that he needs the money. He sells himself instead.
When Kip, another artist at his Co-op artist workshop brings his friend Shane to look at his work, Ilya is immediately enraptured by the man's beauty.
Shane begins modeling for Ilya, and Ilya begins to find meaning in living again.
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u/TunaMeltDown81 has replied to your comment. by DepressedBlob
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jun 2026
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Takes place before and during the Sad Boi Ilya fic.
Ilya Rozanov looks to reddit for advice.
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- Part 2 of Sad Boi Ilya Chronicles
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Sad Boi Ilya Chronicles by DepressedBlob
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jul 2026
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Night Shift by Menty_B_Fairy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is just trying to survive NYU biochemistry, hockey practice, and the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven. He's too exhausted to notice that his new regular customer is Russian mafia, or that Ilya's interest in him goes beyond terrible coffee and cookies.
When Ilya hands him a $10,000 designer scarf and matching gloves, Shane doesn't panic. He sells them for next month's rent. Any normal person would be terrified. Instead, Shane uses the leftover money to buy a Hello Kitty watch, pastel pink, childish, utterly incongruous with the danger circling him. He wears it to his next night shift without irony or apology.
Ilya notices immediately. He is fascinated.
(Currently under major editing. Can still be read.)
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30 Jun 2026
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“Well. I came out to the team as gay a few weeks ago. Apparently they decided they’d rather spend their time calling me a ‘geisha whore’ and standing around than doing their fucking jobs,” Shane said, dejectedly. He kept his voice low as they got into position for the game to start so the ref wouldn’t hear. His eyes trained on the ground, ready for the drop. He couldn’t force himself to look at Ilya in that moment.
“What.” Rozanov’s voice was low as he growled the word out.
Shane braved a glance upwards, hoping he wouldn’t see more disgust. While he did find it in Ilya’s eyes, it seemed to also be mixed with a twinge of sadness and pure, unadulterated anger. Ilya let out a harsh puff of breath.
Unsure of how Ilya felt about his confession, Shane went on, “Yeah it’s whatever man. Sorry, I shouldn’t have-“
“No. You don’t apologize. Motherfuckers.”
AU where Shane is slightly older than Ilya. Shane captains the metros while Ilya captains the centaurs. Shane tries to come out to his teammates and much to the horror of the centaurs, they do not take it well.
Aka Ilya decides it’s time for Shane to learn what it means to be loved and supported… romance shall ensueee
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- Part 1 of Like A Love Song, Baby
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The Second First Time by Allive
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jan 2026
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Shane Hollander wakes up in a hospital room convinced it’s 2016 — and that Ilya Rozanov is still his biggest rival, someone he’s supposed to hate.
But the world has changed. It’s 2025. They play for the same team, live in the same house, and Ilya Rozanov is wearing a wedding ring.
Now Shane has to relive nine lost years, learn to trust his ‘enemy,’ and find out whether he can fall in love with his own husband all over again.Series
- Part 1 of Again, and Always
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26 Mar 2026
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Turning Pages (Our Malyshka) by fizzfics
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jul 2026
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THIRD INSTALMENT OF LITTLE ONE (OUR MALYSHKA)
In which Shane and Ilya's teenage daughter prepares to be drafted, falls in love for the first time & adjusts to yet another new family member.
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- Part 3 of Our Malyshka
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back and forth from new york by alphalupi
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Apr 2026
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After coming out to Rose, Shane decides he doesn't want to lie anymore, even if he isn't sure coming out will mean he gets happily ever after with Ilya. When coming out to the Voyageurs leaves him wondering what his future in Montreal might look like, he lets himself be a little selfish, he lets himself wonder if there might be somewhere else he might be happy. If Montreal wants to get rid of a generational player, he's not about to stop them, especially if it means he can get a little closer to joy.
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Or: Shane Hollander leaves Montreal in search of something better.
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- Part 1 of back and forth from new york