DrJJFaustus
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When Portgas D. Ace, once thought dead, wins himself a place in Kaidou's Tobiroppo, it looks like they've a full house. Then X Drake appears, who seems all too happy to rub Page's face in the dirt to prove his value. But adding insult to injury, it's not enough to merely tear Page One's rank, and all the security therein, from him—oh no—the bastard wants Page for his trophy harem as well.
Though what initially seems like a nightmare quickly turns on its head. Is Drake really serious when he says he wants to protect Page? —that he wants to take down Kaidou? It's too unreal to believe. Worst of all, to keep up appearances, then the wooing attempts begin...
Can things get any worse?
Written for Beastly: a Beast Pirate Zine, and mirrors laughingtoucan's work: "Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!". It contains spot art for this piece, drawn by laughingtoucan.
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- Part 41 of The Devil's Polycule
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From the moment he was born, Bennett has taken everything life has had to offer with a smile. That includes Ajaw’s insults and Kinich’s seemingly cold nature. Under that cold nature Bennett finds there is more passion then people realize.
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Drake’s father—a man of violent repute—has gone missing, and when none around him offer anything resembling a solution, in the growing desperation, he turns to someone living on the outskirts of their society for help.
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To feel his words and their sharp sting by DrJJFaustus for laughingtoucan
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 May 2025
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What crawled under Astarion’s skin worse that the deadened stare their newest Tiefling addition defaulted with, was the so-called caretaker paladin that appeared without warning, constantly looking to curb the other, not unlike a master looking to leash a hound.
It felt too similar for comfort. Barely on speaking terms, Astarion already hated the man.
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- Part 2 of Don't fret 'bout what's underneath
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Returning to the House of Healing morgue, Mal draws Astarion into a intimate encounter, offering up both his blood and the carnal desires that have framed their relationship. In the midst, Astarion muses over the nature of their strange bond, leaving the question of if things have escalated past just the physical and what that means for their future.
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- Part 6 of Don't fret 'bout what's underneath
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—or, “Diez Drake’s Accidental Harem”.
Canon-divergent AU, hinging on Ace killing Blackbeard in their duel...allegedly. Plus, uh, three couples plus three singles colliding and everyone catching feelings.
Sometimes there's drama. Sometimes there's action. Sometimes there's 10k of weird borderline bdsm. It's wild.
Basically any permutation of Ace, Drake, Law, Sabo, Smoker, Koby, Page One, Sasaki, and our OC Lind will be in here screwing eventually. XD- Words:
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Don't fret 'bout what's underneath by DrJJFaustus, laughingtoucan
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 May 2025
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In a seemingly poor streak of luck, eleven people are abducted by Mind Flayers in the midst of unknown chaos. When they escape, they are forced to ban together in the face of possible death, the whispering of cults, and dark gods drawing them into a struggle that could shape the fate of Faerûn.
Complicating matters are the two beings who seem to have lost almost all their memories, and yet bloody footprints seem to follow in both their wakes.
Series works listed in chronological order.
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Fratello sole, sorella luna by DrJJFaustus, laughingtoucan
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Dec 2024
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Once upon a time, a brother and sister landed on a strange world.
The brother awoke first, and with his sister in a deep sleep, he joined with a brave knight to travel this new world and learn about it…500 years later, the fallen star Lumine stirs, waking with no memory of the events that transpired during the fall of Khaenri'ah. Now calling herself Celene, with the gluttonous and curious Paimon in tow, she retraces her twin brother’s steps across the world of Teyvat as she pieces together what happened during the cataclysm.
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Two couriers plan their route together and for it, both wind up bleeding in a freshly dug grave outside of Goodsprings. Naturally, they make that everyone else's problem.
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“This is…”
“Unexpected?”
“Yeah.”
“I agree.”
Two cups of tea sit between them, going cold, because putting the kettle on has always been Wriothesley’s reaction to being told about a potential crisis. It’s the Englishman in him. Also laying there is the cause of Wriothesley’s heightened heartbeat— a positive pregnancy test.
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Written for Wriolette Week 2024! For the prompt Breeding Kink, but also works for Family/Pregnancy! Featuring art from @Sid3buns!
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Bookmarked by DrJJFaustus
07 Nov 2025
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They're All Made of Fucking Lego by alex144
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
29 Mar 2026
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A collection of TTOI one-shots.
Pre-, during, and post-canon. With all of the things that make The Thick of It so wonderful - swearing, pining, politics 'jokes', Malcolm's ridiculous neologisms... and quite a bit more smut!
Full index of stories, tags, and ratings in the first chapter.
Bookmarked by DrJJFaustus
26 May 2025
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Honig Glasiert by kimbleefucker (hihowareya)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
14 Jan 2021
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"We live in a strange world. Only hours ago you and I preformed science with magic circles that killed thousands of people. Don't go limiting your brain on what is and isn't normal. The idea of what makes someone a man or a woman is really inconsequential, isn't it?"
Bookmarked by DrJJFaustus
10 Apr 2025
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Unlike his brother's Name, Alphonse Elric's soulmate is not Amestrian.
His soulmate mark was…Confusing.
A language he couldn’t read. Marked onto pale skin, in a body that needed more time to recover still, his Name was a bit of a mystery. Alphonse went to sleep staring at it, most nights, his wrist on the pillow next to his head. The dim light he kept on, a touch of comfort against the nightmares he still remembered, kept it just in sight.
Who are you, he found himself thinking.
Where are you?
The lines of a different language looked familiar in a way he couldn’t quite place.
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A vampire hunter is captured, and becomes the prey.
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Bookmarked by DrJJFaustus
20 Mar 2025