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In the Eye of a Bead by yuemuffin
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), 酒与枪 - 梦也梦也 | Wine and Gun - Mèng Yě Mèng Yě
24 Jul 2026
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The team is sent to the crime-ridden city of Westland to catch a serial killer who tortures his victims before strangling them with piano strings. The case takes a turn for the worse when Westland’s second most notorious serial killer joins the game of cat and mouse.
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25 Sep 2025
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Purposefully Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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When you give your kids the opportunity...
They aren't going to ask for permission.
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The continuation where the bat kids play up the idea that Batman and his family are Gotham cryptids. Spending their free time messing with the League in any way they could come up with. And making Bruce's life a living hell.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,334
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 6
- Comments:
- 235
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- 4,562
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11 Sep 2025
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the salvation and reclamation of a bad puppy by scooter3scooter
Fandom Batman - All Media Types
29 Aug 2026
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When Tim agrees to ‘stay awhile’ at the Wayne’s, he doesn’t quite understand what adoption is yet.
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- 294,121
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- 9
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03 Sep 2025
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(stand alone fic, the 'series' is just me grouping my works together)
You can communicate with your soulmates by writing on your arms. The universe would carry the message over, making it appear on their skin too.
Child Tim Drake sees the Bat's ominous patrol messages and comes to the unfortunate conclusion that they're some form of gang or mafia. He loves batman, he would never tolerate that. He decides to ghost his soulmates completely.
What happens when they find out?
(Platonic soulmates)
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02 Sep 2025
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This was for the best.
Tim knew it with more certainty than he’d ever felt anything in his life.
He was dangerous.
He was dangerous, and he needed to be alone. For the safety of others.
It was for the best.~~~
Or, Tim Drake is a vampire, and this fact will eventually lead to him getting a family. Not that he knows either of those things, yet.
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- Part 1 of Batty, Battier, Battiest
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- English
- Words:
- 50,476
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 459
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- 1,561
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28 Aug 2025
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Operation: I Am Human by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?
That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.
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The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.
Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,250
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 13
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- 1,828
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- 9,388
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23 Aug 2025
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Batman is so confused, every time he meets with the Justice league they seem to think he's a vampire. And it is a good cover so why not lean into it?
Then he gets kids, who become heroes, and find it hilarious to play along.
He should have just come clean in the beginning...or
Justice league assume Bruce is a vampire due to rumours and he just rolls with it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,227
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Collections:
- 10
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- 982
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19 Aug 2025
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Unintentional Cryptid by StandingBi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Superman’s hands came up in a pacifying gesture as he let himself drop to the rooftop with deliberate slowness, boots touching down in a muted thud.
“We didn’t mean to scare you–”
A sharp, brief trill cut him off—a sound that was more bird than anything else.
You did not scare me.
It had been instinct. The ingrained habit of using the family’s covert calls whenever the suit was on. And the moment the sound left him, Batman was profoundly grateful for the cowl hiding his face.
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The Justice League goes to invite Batman to join the team but because of Bruce's inability to socialize like a normal human being, he led the Justice League to think he was a bat creature.Series
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- English
- Words:
- 1,443
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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- 147
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16 Aug 2025
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Wayne Family (And Tim!) Christmas Extravaganza! by PinkParagram
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Dec 2025
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Bruce’s brain takes a moment to reboot. “Your parents are in South America?”
“Yes.”
He’s not sure why he’s so surprised – the Drakes are known for their work in archeology, and not much of that can be done locally. Still, he assumed that they took Timothy with them when they left the country for work. It seems a shame to leave him with a nanny this close to Christmas.
“Okay,” he says, erasing the numbers typed into his phone. “What’s your nanny’s number, then?”
“My what?” Timothy looks scandalized.
“Your babysitter? Whoever is in charge of you while your parents are gone,” he clarifies.
“I’m in charge of me when my parents are gone,” Timothy says proudly, his little chest puffing out. “I’m the Man of the House.”
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Tim gets to spend Christmas with the Waynes! This will not have lasting consequences, I'm sure.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,586
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 2
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- 2,584
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06 Aug 2025
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The Progenitor Of Curses by wishound
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Dec 2025
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"You can't, you dare not recognize me, Sukuna," Yuuji hisses through gritted teeth, trying to maintain the cursed energy ready. "I have carried you inside me for months, enduring your eating me from the inside out. Just because you have your body doesn't mean you have the right to pretend that I don't exist!"
Yuuji is sent back to the past in a strange way. Lost and tired, he stumbles upon Sukuna and, due to a misunderstanding, becomes his parent.
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- English
- Words:
- 47,810
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 5
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- 807
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30 Jun 2025
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It makes some sense why Alpha Bruce Wayne would take in some help, living basically alone in that big Manor with his little kid. But why choose children? And why choose the three of them? Dick, Jason can kind of understand, since Dick is a beta and almost an adult and might be supposed to learn from Mr. Wayne's butler. Tim being a new omega... Unfortunately, Jason can understand far too well why Mr. Wayne might want Tim. But Jason? Jason presented alpha. He understands his days at Wayne Manor will only last as long as Mr. Wayne's patience does.
But then everything goes against what Jason understands.Bookmarked by DubiousDiplomat
29 Jun 2025
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,614
- Chapters:
- 55/55
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 1,727
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- 10,470
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26 Jun 2025
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bantha meat? is that kosher? by darkerintheday
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), The Mandalorian (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Aug 2022
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“Okay, so, moon god, right?” Marc blurts. “So, moon god, moon ore, Khonshu wants moon ore, we’re doing his dirty work. Any questions?”
A pause.
“No, actually, that really cleared it all up for us,” Steven says.
So it’s going to be like that.
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Or: Khonshu enlists Moon Knight's help in retrieving an ancient Uru artifact, and sends them into space with nothing but a vague mission briefing and a shiny new ship. And at this point, fine. This might as well happen. They've worked with worse odds. Right?
Meanwhile, still struggling with the consequences of being decent at hand-to-hand combat, Din Djarin attempts to tackle rebuilding Mandalore his own way. The last thing he expects to find in the Mandalore system, however, is a confused human who talks to himself and doesn't know what a Mandalorian is.
Still. Maybe some friends can be found in unlikely situations.
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- English
- Words:
- 30,645
- Chapters:
- 5/7
- Collections:
- 6
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- 142
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- 1,166
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23 Jun 2025
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Mission: Make the new agent resign by M_Y_L
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
06 Jul 2025
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ON PAUSE
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik did not hate people. That would imply he cared about them.What he truly felt was a deep, visceral, almost lyrical contempt for the existence of any being that dared to interrupt the flow of his thoughts with sounds that weren’t his own.
Because whenever someone spoke, his ideas dissolved. His plans lost symmetry. His world—perfect in his head—became contaminated.
So, naturally, when Uncle Sam assigned him a new "field operations assistant," he responded with a laugh worthy of a tragic opera, slammed the door to his lab, and activated the automated defense system, hoping the subject would die before breakfast.
But the assistant did not die.
Nor did he scream.
Nor did he call security.
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20 Jun 2025
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SI died and reincarnated as 4-year-old Damian, probably.
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- Part 1 of mainly Damian stuff
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- English
- Words:
- 2,687
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 2
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- 79
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- 15
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16 Jun 2025
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Just one little bite. Let it redden our lips by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Jun 2025
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In desperation, Talia sends her human child to the vampire Batfamily.
Except humans basically only exist in books as mythical creatures, and Damian is just a test tube accident that Talia, in her grief, foolishly experimented with and may or may not have slightly damaged his structure.
Anyway, Damian Wayne here has to hide his human identity for a while until the League is safe again so he can comeback (he can't)
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- Part 2 of mainly Damian stuff
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- English
- Words:
- 2,479
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 1
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- 20
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- 243
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- 39
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- 2,896
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16 Jun 2025
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Footsteps pass by his door, pausing to knock. Sometimes it’s Grayson. Sometimes it’s Father. He ignores them all, their queries about wanting signs of life and their pathetic attempts to try and coax him out to spend time with them, and shifts to lie on his side. Curled up on the floor, back pressed to the door, he feels a chill not even the heaviest of blankets can get rid of.
It is lonely in this manor.
When Damian came to live with his father, it's nothing like the life he expected it to be. As he struggles to find his place in the family and navigate life outside of the League, help comes in the form of his older brother who's goal is to ensure Damian settles into the life he was meant to live.
Because for all he was taught, Damian was never taught how to be a child.
[On Hiatus]
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- Part 2 of slut4identityporn
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,644
- Chapters:
- 10/?
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- 2
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- 424
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- 1,828
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- 459
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- 34,348
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08 Jun 2025
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The NOT-SO-SECRET of Damian Wayne by MissClover77
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
24 Feb 2021
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It all started when the teacher gave his students a group project. Unfortunately, Damian got assigned to an obnoxious group of girls who are big fans of BL and k-pop. The ex-assassin was forced to tolerate his loudmouthed groupmates and tried to play by the rules. A moment later, his groupmates found out that he actually has skills for make-up and they wanted him to do theirs. Because of this, he was hanging around with these girls lately and his misadventures start to ensue.
For some reason, there are certain misunderstandings that keeps on piling up along the way. In most cases, everyone thinks that Damian is gay.
Damian wondered why on earth everyone came up to such conclusion.
Everyone, including his family, literally thought that he's gay.
The boy finds this ridiculous and it seems he's going to have a hard time clearing up these misunderstandings.
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26 May 2025
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Pack Dynamics for Dimension Hoppers by N0t_Sketchy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
05 May 2026
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When Jason Todd had first woken up in a filthy alleyway smelling like garbage, he thought it was in his Gotham.
Right up until the moment people started actually fucking sniffing him.
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OR: Jason ends up in an A/B/O version of his universe. He’s never been more confused in his life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,086
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 600
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- 2,354
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- 548
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- 27,039
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22 May 2025
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someone is screwing with tony by daemon_kitsune
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Batman - All Media Types
04 Apr 2025
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Tony has had a lot of shit things happen in his life, but this is truly a first.
First, what the hell is a 'Gotham'?
Second, why doesn't he exist anymore?
Third, why is the technology so bad?
Oh, and fourth, why exactly is he a teenager again?
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17 Apr 2025