13 Bookmarks by Dumb_Sprout
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“I know of a few stretches that may help.” With your free hand, you opened the door for him. He thanked you and stepped inside. You followed behind, watching his back move, telling yourself it was an assessment. Because… you were a professional.
Although, this morning, your focus was misplaced.
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04 Mar 2026
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09 Feb 2026
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06 Feb 2026
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Another lull fell between you. Your eyes grew heavy listening to him cook, clear his throat, curse under his breath when he dropped something, just going about his life. Somehow, it was soothing.
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28 Nov 2025
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And the historians called them the "Star-crossed lovers."
Or Ford fucked up and sent you to another dimension, and you've been on the run for five years. Until one hunter came for your bounty, and it's the last person you expected to see.
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17 Aug 2025
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“So, okay—wait, so—thirty years.”
Ford lifts a brow over the rim of his coffee mug. You fear he’s swiftly regretting confiding in you; this is the third time you’ve doubled back today.
“So did you—I mean, had you ever, like…"
There’s a long pause in which you become painfully aware of who it is you’re speaking to and what it is you’re trying to solicit.
“Sorry, um, actually, you know what, forget it. Forget I started asking this.”
Ford absently flips a page in the pocket notebook he’s reviewing. “You want to know whether I had any… intimate encounters?”
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17 Aug 2025
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You blushed.
You weren’t sure you’d ever done that before— blushed. You’d only ever known four things: to run, to hide, to eat, and to sleep if you survived long enough to do so. But now… the way he was looking at you was stirring something unfamiliar in your chest. Something that made your hand instinctively rise to rest over your heart.
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- Part 1 of The Pleasure Principle
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10 Aug 2025
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The year is 1977. You are a mycologist, attending school at Backupsmore University. In order to further your research, you decide to spend the mushroom season in the pacific northwest, where the mushroom density is high. Your advisor connected you with a Backupsmore alumnus that has a lab in a sleepy town surrounded by lush forests. He seems excited about your work, and confirms there are a number of non-native mushrooms in the forests surrounding the town. He invites you to stay with him until the mushroom season is over.
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I'm unwell about Stanford 💚 Let me put this man in Situations.- Language:
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05 Jun 2025
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You dropped out of college just to chase what most people consider nothing more than fairy-tale nonsense. That decision led you to a tiny town in Oregon, barely even marked on a map. Your employer, Stanford Pines, is a genius scientist—though he's also weird and kind of stubborn. But at least he's a decent guy, and both he and his research satisfy your endless curiosity about everything you've ever questioned.
Everything was going fine—until Valentine's Day. The chocolates Stanford gave you might have contained something that shouldn't have been there. Or at least, that's what he said—right after you both ate them.
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19 Mar 2025
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A time stuck! AU Featuring one of our favorite sets of twins, their great uncle's employee, and said great uncle's younger self.
Except Stan isn't acting like Stan? You've worked for him for years now, and he's never been this into cryptids or science? He certainly isn't this generous?
What could have possibly happened between then and now to make the awkward but charming man you see now into the grumpy old bastard you know and love in your own time?
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02 Jan 2025
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11 Dec 2024
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Ford's POV from my first fic, Haunt my dreams, inspired by the song "Talk" by Hozier
(Edit: Revised this one too! Fixed the spellings and the gaps :'D)
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- Part 2 of Dreamscape
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11 Dec 2024
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Stan is similar to you in a lot of ways. You’re not sure if that’s good or bad.
The Stan route of the Treasure and Babes series. Read the prologue first for things to make sense.
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- Part 2 of Treasure and Babes
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07 Dec 2024