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An Alpha Who Nests by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2022
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After running into Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu is upset and nervous. What does he do when he’s upset and nervous and feels like the world is falling apart around him. He nests. Yes, he knows he’s an alpha and he doesn’t give a damn. Shen Yuan remembers how comforting a nest is and he’s damn well going to go find that.
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- Part 9 of Ace's Danmei Works
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- 5,183
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16 Sep 2025
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Once More from the Top by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2025
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The Veiled Soul-Seer was known for being able to grant a person's deepest desire. Luo Binghe went to her with the expectation that she'd deliver the kind, sweet Shizun he'd seen in the other world (the one married to that weak, unworthy version of himself). That was, after all, what Luo Binghe wanted most.
So why did he wake up to find himself back in his fourteen-year old body, in the woodshed, as a disciple on Qing Jing Peak?
Now his empire is gone, as is his harem, cultivation, and physical strength. He'll have to rebuild it all from scratch, and while knowing the future should speed things up significantly, acting like an innocent human child after hundreds of years of being an all-powerful demon emperor might be more difficult than he'd anticipated…
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Bookmarked by Eithe
23 Jul 2025
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Prudabaga is their own recommendation, as ever, and this was SO much fun! I really enjoyed the way this fic built Bing-ge into someone who was actually capable of sustaining the happy ending he wants for himself rather than killing it in its cradle. The ending is lovely, and I can already tell I'm going to return for future rereads.
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Souls don't die. This turns out to be more annoying than you'd think.
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05 Jul 2025
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allow the ground to find its brutal way to me by orangesicles
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2024
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Xie Lian has not cared about keeping anything for himself in a very long time, but as he rolls his hips into Hua Cheng's tight heat, he realizes that this – this is something he'd die before ever willingly letting go of. And it isn't just about Hua Cheng's body, supple and strong and beautiful as it is; the kind of love Xie Lian has for him runs so deep it aches.
The wholeness of it is devout; it feels steadfast the way nothing in Xie Lian's life ever has, and so he pushes into Hua Cheng faster and says, "Forever, okay? You and me."
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Bookmarked by Eithe
24 Jun 2025
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It’s been over a week since Xie Lian checked in which, for Mu Qing, is about the longest silence since the one that lasted 800 years. He should probably be glad for the quiet, but instead…
Instead he calls in Feng Xin’s help, and goes to see what’s wrong.
He should have expected this, honestly.
Feng Xin and Mu Qing arrive at the house on Mt. Taicang to find Xie Lian 8 years old both in body and mind. The main problem? Xie Lian isn’t the only one who’s 8 years old. What are two gods to do with a Hong Hong-er?
A fanfiction entirely written live in 12 hours, between 7pm and 7am on July 2nd of 2022 for Do Good Weirdly!- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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18 May 2025
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Dancing in the Panic Room by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2024
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Later, Shen Qingqiu would not be able to say that maybe it was the wine that led to disaster. No, it was definitely the wine that led him to disaster, but usually people at least pretended like they didn’t know exactly why and how they fucked up. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t even do that, that was how obviously the wine was a bad idea.
Or: That one where Binghe finds out there’s a reason Shizun doesn’t drink.
Bookmarked by Eithe
04 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Drunk SQQ forgets to not be Peerless Cucumber and it's amazing.
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Mirrors of Each Other by Boomchick, tomowowo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2021
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[Written for Ace Danmei Week Day 5: Found Family]
Shi Qingxuan's frequent trips to Puqi Shrine are only ever met with kindness.
Today is no different. But today, they have a question they feel they need answered.
Why in the heavens did Xie Lian ever choose to stay by their side?
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- Part 5 of Ace Danmei Week 2021
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pieces of you by NeithOfTheVeil
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2024
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After Xie Lian and Hua Cheng encounter a strange bear spirit in the Cave of Ten Thousand Gods, Hua Cheng is split into three past versions of himself: a ten-year-old Hong-er whose last memory is being tossed in a gunny sack, a thirteen-year-old Xiao-Hua who just snuck into the Xianle Army, and a Wuming who still smells of smoke from the burning of the Yong’an Royal Palace.
Trapped on Mount Tonglu with no spiritual energy, no way to call for help, and no basic necessities, Xie Lian and his three companions must keep each other alive while scouring the greater Tonglu area in search of the escaped spirit, all to bring back Xie Lian’s “husband,” a man Xie Lian won’t identify for fear of complicating an already complicated situation.
Jealous of a man they’ve never met, grappling with feelings of inadequacy, and frustrated with each other’s failings, Hong-er, Xiao-Hua, and Wuming are determined to help Xie Lian—even if a successful mission means they disappear.
**Part 2 of this series is the E-rated alternate ending.**
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- Part 1 of pieces of you + alternate ending
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- English
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- 37,384
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- 7/7
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13 Apr 2025
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Xie Lian's last believer is so fervently devoted to him that he seems to think mostly in the form of prayer. That is a terrifying prospect. Xie Lian has never heard of such a case before, not even in hypotheticals, and he finds himself hoping, for his believer's sake, that there is some other explanation for this phenomenon.
Whatever the reason, a low stream of his believer's thoughts hum in the back of Xie Lian's consciousness.
His believer does not seem to be aware of it.
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When Xie Lian ascends for the third time, he is welcomed back to godhood with prayers that he hadn't expected: an ongoing stream of thought from his sole remaining believer. He gathers quickly that this believer is very old, very powerful, and very, very much in love with him.
For his believer's sake, Xie Lian can cast a spell to shut the prayers out—but only if he has access to spiritual energy.
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A Home Has a Family by ardenrabbit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2025
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"His Highness may call me anything he wishes."
Xie Lian doesn't have the imaginative energy to conjure up anything meaningful for this stranger, so he says, "In that case, you might as well be Wu Ming."
The ghost bows his head further. His shoulders sink slightly, less slumping and more settling into himself. It's like he likes the dehumanizing name.
He says, "'Wu Ming' is perfect."
Xie Lian's frown deepens. He tells him, "Pick a different one soon."
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After Xie Lian is tortured in his own temple, he wakes up in the care of a freshly-formed wrath ghost. "Wu Ming" follows him home and, with his carpentry experience, medical knowledge, street smarts, and fighting skills, makes himself indispensable to Xie Lian's family.
To protect Xie Lian from Bai Wuxiang, Wu Ming swears that he'll do whatever he must to get stronger, all the while becoming one more person that Xie Lian couldn't bear to lose.
- Language:
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- 41,999
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- 4/?
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26 Feb 2025
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The Wind Is Gentler Than My Lips by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
19 Mar 2024
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“Oh,” he exhales. “You’re not in love with me anymore.”
Hua Cheng seems to come to perfect stillness, somehow, improbably more so than he was before.
“I never was.”
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A year after Jun Wu is defeated, Xie Lian sees the light of three thousand lanterns in the sky, and his heart rejoices. Hua Cheng is back! Only instead of running into Xie Lian's arms, he breaks up with him. Xie Lian is devastated, but that is only the beginning...- Language:
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26 Feb 2025
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A Night Like This by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
15 Oct 2024
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Xie Lian, prompted by some well-meaning friends, decides to try a one-night stand to prove he knows how to have fun. All Hua Cheng hopes for is a phone number. So when Xie Lian says, essentially, 'your place or mine?' Hua Cheng promptly loses what little is left of his mind.
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25 Feb 2025
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Payback is too cute! by fullmetalpotterhead for ruinatlantis
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2023
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Hualian decide to use the memory eating monster on Hua Cheng and Xie Lian gets his fill of teasing his innocent husband.
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23 Feb 2025
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Dirty Laundry by IlluminatingSceadugenga
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Dec 2023
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While visiting Hua Cheng in Ghost City, business tragically pulls the Ghost King away from Xie Lian, leaving him unattended and free to snoop around Paradise Manor.
What happens next should not surprise you.
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Otherwise known as: the dangers of not cleaning up your room- Language:
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23 Feb 2025
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
- Language:
- English
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- 58,121
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Eithe
18 Feb 2025
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SO good. Like, it's Prim_the_Amazing, if you go here you probably already saw that author name and went 'oh man the author of Tarnished Gold + MoShang? Yes please' and if you did you are Correct, it's just as good as you're thinking.
Excitement! Drama! SQH turning his stress into hypercompetence! MBJ being a very patient romantic lead and waiting for the world to get with the genre already! It's fantastic.
For future me, just in case, because I have the retentive memory of a rutabaga: The one with the inadvertent bridenapping.
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Poll: would you read the peerless cucumber transmigration romance? by envyenvy for Ghostlyboop
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2024
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dick jokes
[screenshot of a text from Peerless Cucumber that reads “Do you still take commissions?”]passionate ranting
no fucking way
he’s still alive???binghe obsession
of course this is how we find outhomoerotic undertones
maybe he really was dead and he just rose from the grave to commission art of lbh one last time
in a totally hetero way ofcbinghe obsession
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- Part 1 of peerless cucumber discord server
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Bookmarked by Eithe
05 Feb 2025
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Legitimately SO hilarious, anything that makes me laugh until I tear up requires a rec bookmark.
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A place far from this loud world by tucuxi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
03 Jul 2024
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Chu Wanning can hear the racket coming out of Mengpo Hall long before he’s close enough to see into the dark interior. He refuses to squint, even though the bright sun stings his eyes. He knows the dimmer hall will be a respite once he gets indoors, just as he knows it will quieten when he enters. At the moment, however, the raised voices and yelps of laughter hit him like a series of lashes, causing seemingly tangible pain that he ignores only through long years of practice.
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- Part 4 of Tux's Gotcha 4 Gaza Fics
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02 Feb 2025
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A Surprise Proliferation of Hua Chengs by stammiviktor
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Apr 2024
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When Xie Lian woke up that morning, he found five of his husband in their kitchen.
“What,” he said. “What.”
“Ah, gege is awake.”
In unison, the four other forms exclaimed, "Gege?!”
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- 5/5
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31 Jan 2025
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Falling, Falling, Down by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
08 Dec 2024
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It starts one night when Hua Cheng is bored and runs into a wayward flower spirit in his territory. And then it happens again. And again. Hua Cheng has never worked so hard to collect a debt owed him, but he doesn't seem to mind. All the while, up in the Heavens, there's a prince missing and trouble brewing. Those things can't possibly be connected in any way.
- Language:
- English
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- 44,884
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- 7/7
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- 442
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- 703
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30 Jan 2025
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Pedantry by thetrickisnotminding for landofspaceandrainbows (cereus)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2024
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His Highness deserves perfection.
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 30
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Bookmarked by Eithe
18 Jan 2025