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Samira closes her eyes and leans forward, wondering if he will feel the way she imagines, lips soft and framed with just the right combination of smooth skin and stubble, if he’ll cradle her face with his large hands, if he’ll expertly crease her lips with his tongue, and -
“Whoa,” she hears, an open palm pushing gently against her clavicle, and opens her eyes to see his face, wide-eyed and almost surprised. “Samira, I don’t mean to - ”
“I’m sorry,” she says.
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Between Pittfest and the Fourth of July, Samira's been trying - really, truly trying - to follow Cassie's advice and not let the Pitt become her life.
Jury's out whether that's working.
Or, five times Abbot treated Mohan, and one time Samira treated Jack. S2E7 compliant.
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Tashi, Art, and Patrick take a shower after the New Rochelle Challenger.
RIP Patrick Zweig, you would have loved "Good Luck, Babe!" by Chappell Roan.
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Gemma swallows, and looks at Randal. Randal takes the first stair down from the door of the funeral home, and then the second, looking at Gemma.
She could do a million things. Wave. Smile. Keep a polite distance, run back to her car, vomit on Jay’s shoes.
You can do whatever the fuck you want.
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- Part 13 of i love you so (please let me go)
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counting lipstick stains where you should be by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks (Movies - Smith), Mallrats (1995), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
02 May 2024
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He’s cute, she decides, at least for a Leonardo boy. Maybe a little under a foot taller than her, long blond eyelashes, skinny frame. Not her usual type - but cute.
Randal, it dawns, from one of her high school science classes. He sat, of course, at the back of the classroom, passing comic books back and forth with Dante Hicks. And somehow, he’d been even skinnier in high school, swimming in the backwards ball caps and the faded t-shirts he wore with sleeves down to his elbows.
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- Part 1 of i love you so (please let me go)
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show me your teeth (got no salvation) by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Feb 2024
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After fifty years of spawnhood and pampering in the new Ancunín Palace, Tav is thankful for all Astarion has given her - and perhaps, waiting on eternity to surprise her.
Thankfully, he's a merciful and generous Vampire Lord. His gifts can only get better.
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Astarion doesn't dream. Doesn't even need sleep, honestly. But one night, after he closes his eyes and sends his mind into the ether, he does dream.
Of Niamh.
And then he can't stop.
Number of chapters is subject to change.
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“You know, funny enough? My grandparents used to play ‘em in the car.” Judy smiles, kneading her way up the back of V’s knee. “Eurodyne fans, though. Silverhand…can hear that, can’t he?”
“‘Course he can,” V smiles. “Nosy asshole.”
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04. The One With No Hot Water by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Evil Dead - All Media Types, Evil Dead (Movies 1981-2023)
01 Jan 2024
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Ellie opened her eyes, slowly, barely registering that they’d closed in the bliss of the hot bath she’d been yearning after. He was in his office, he said, and there was no way some cute kid like him would do her this favor hoping for…that. Divorce papers just filed, three kids under her roof, a good ten, fifteen years on him.
Gabriel was a good guy, that was all. She’d do the same for him, if he needed it.
Pre-Evil Dead Rise, Ellie's husband has just walked out on the family. Ellie realizes, the day she most needs a hot bath, that he was the one who paid the water bill.
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you're in the yard, i light the fire by Ellerigby13 for thermodynamic (blossominribcage)
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983)
02 Jun 2023
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Dally’s falling back onto the bed, one hand under his head while he fucks up whatever page she was supposed to be on, the other hand cracking the spine. She watches a slow grin climb up his face - he can be such a fucker when he wants to be - and her stomach gets to boiling.
“Give it back,” she says, making her voice firm.
“No.” He doesn’t hide the smile in it. Doesn’t even try. “You want it, you come fuckin’ get it.”
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“I could fuck wit’ Bruce Campbell, I guess. Ash Williams, and all.”
“I could see him showing you a good time.” He’s got a great jawline, Bruce Campbell. The forehead of a fucking Neanderthal, but he’s also got the kind of face that anyone would take pleasure sitting on, including, apparently, her boyfriend. “You think he gives good head?”
Randal doesn’t miss a beat. “Abso-fuckin’-lutely.”
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- Part 7 of i love you so (please let me go)
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“I was honest to begin with,” he protests halfheartedly, crossing his hands behind her back. “But I still ain’t so good a boyfriend.”
“Okay.” She turns her head, tilting it up a little to make eye contact again. “So tell me something special. Something good boyfriends tell their girlfriends.”
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- Part 5 of i love you so (please let me go)
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it would be a hundred times easier by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), Askewniverse
19 Feb 2023
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“I’m sorry, man,” he says quietly, gripping the jacket on his best friend’s back tight between his fingers. “I’m so sorry.”
And then Dante weeps. Not in dramatic, heaving sobs, but in silent trembles against Randal’s shoulder. And someday Randal will pay enough attention to care that Bobby’s waiting his turn to hug his little brother, or that they’re standing at the front of the funeral home in front of damn near the entire township of Leonardo, or that there will be a wet spot on his father’s old suit that won’t come out, at least for the rest of the day. But right now, all there is to do is be there.
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- Part 12 of i love you so (please let me go)
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i seem to recognize your face by Ellerigby13 for Em_Jaye
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse, Clerks II (2006)
18 Jan 2023
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Becks’s eyebrows lift. “Gotta hand it to you, Randal. I wouldn’t expect you to have a ‘one who got away’ type.”
He snorts. No. Nobody outside Dante would ever expect that. “What can I say? I wasted a lot of her time.”
“I don’t know about that. She didn’t look at you like she thought you were a waste of time.”
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- Part 11 of i love you so (please let me go)
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dipping out before communion started by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Askewniverse
17 Jan 2023
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Gemma and Randal have a little bit of time to kill at the video store before the Easter party at her mom's house.
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- Part 8 of i love you so (please let me go)
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It's the Thanksgiving Day recital at Atlantic Heights Elementary, and Gemma still hasn't started her period yet.
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- Part 9 of i love you so (please let me go)
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a haunted house with a picket fence by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Clerks II (2006), Askewniverse
22 Dec 2022
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Madi's hungry on their way to Atlantic Heights to see Aunt Gwennie. So Gemma stops at Mooby's.
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- Part 10 of i love you so (please let me go)
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Fredo Martinez is well aware that his little sister's boyfriend isn't good enough for her.
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- Part 6 of i love you so (please let me go)
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Getting Randal to talk about this new relationship of his is like pulling teeth. After all, he was Dante's first.
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- Part 3 of i love you so (please let me go)
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stay young with you by Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Clerks. (1994), Mallrats (1995), Askewniverse
31 Oct 2022
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Bonfire beach parties almost always mean Coors Banquets, movie banter, and cuddling in the ocean breeze.
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- Part 2 of i love you so (please let me go)