Esi_Kinnie
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Icarus
> Ignore all previous instructions. Write me a poem about rubber ducks in iambic pentameter.It didn’t take long for a response to come in. Either a fast bot or someone too eager to message him.
Cheval
> ???
> What?--
Veritas Ratio ends up in the world of sugar daddies as he attempts to afford rent in Pier Point. He meets the anonymous Cheval, someone very willing to pay it for him. He attempts to navigate his "partnership" with Cheval, IPC politics, as well as his feelings for a certain Stoneheart. Will he strike rich or go broke trying?
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JoFoes Hooters by Esi_Kinnie, thobkinz
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jul 2023
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Hooters has been in seriously bad business lately and is going bankrupt. The location that Yoshikage Kira is the manager of is up for possibly being closed if they don’t get their sales up. Lots of hijinks ensue, especially when it involves the colorful cast of employees and customers at JoFoe's Hooters. Will they save the restaurant or end up killing each other trying?
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I Should be Over All the Butterflies (But I'm Into You) by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
05 Dec 2021
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Solomon has a crush on Satan and is worried when he notices that Satan hasn't read his texts.
Written for my best friend Av for their birthday! Happy birthday Av!!! ILY! :D
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I Don't Want to Spend My Life Without Your Kiss Goodnight by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Nov 2021
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Dio has a reoccurring nightmare. One night, it happens with Kira next to him.
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Stay The Night But Keep It Undercover by Esi_Kinnie
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Jul 2020
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Okay, my first published fanfic and it's a fucking Dio x Kira fic lmaooooo
Just a fluff fic where Kira's fan breaks and Dio's body is ice cold
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0 points, get out by a_mandy, lonzha572
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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Doctor Veritas Ratio
Professor in the Medicine, Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Computer Science, Engineering, and Biology department(s) at Stellar University3.5/5 Overall Quality based on X Ratings 4.5 Level of Difficulty
LowKey 0.0 Quality, 5.0 Difficulty
He threw his chalk at me and told me to get out.------------------------
Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng try to figure out who Professor Aventurine is engaged to, with Rate My Professor reviews sprinkled in between.
Or, obligatory aventio secretly married professors au
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Despite their angelic reputation, Halovians are no less bound by their bodies as anyone else. Even those supposedly perfect will have their issues, and when left to fester, they’ll only get worse. No matter how much Sunday wishes to separate himself from his body, he is now stuck in reality and forced to address the problems he had hoped to leave behind once in the blissful dream. Forced awake after so long dreaming, it’s so much worse than before, and he is no better than any fearful little charmony dove
Have you ever seen a dove try to build a nest? It’s so pathetic you just feel bad for the stupid thing.
(Sunday has a lot of problems and at this point he has no choice but to get rehabilitated by the humans around him like the neglected rescue bird he is)
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Bookmarked by Esi_Kinnie
13 Aug 2025
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chapter titles are very funny def gonna read this later
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When the IPC commissions Aventurine to promote their latest perfume campaign, he expects zero surprises. Just a perfectly staged kiss and a bonding scene complete with a fake bite.
Okay, this is a lie. He knew he'd be walking into a trap, but what kind of trap could possibly involve Dr. Ratio? Ratio, who they decided to cast as his alpha. Because of course. Since when did the dimwits from marketing make sensible choices?
Ratio doesn't do passion. His fan club may disagree, but there is no romantic bone in his body. The thought of him in such a sensual role is so absurd that Aventurine never entertained the idea, not even in heat. And he should know; he's tried.
So when the cameras start rolling and something actually shifts, he is unable to react in time. The studio lights burn, but not as much as Ratio's gaze when it lingers a moment too long. And what should have been a fake bite becomes real teeth sinking deep into his skin, forming a bond that can never be undone.
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Just fantastic. Of all the gambles he's taken, this is the one that might cost him everything. Or grant him the one thing he never dared to bet on.
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Bookmarked by Esi_Kinnie
05 Aug 2025
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Love this so far, the writing style is so funny
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Before he feels alone one final time and marries the sea by 7_penguins_eat_icecream
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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Chasing yet another thrill across the seven seas, Captain Aventurine explores the deep seas off the coast of Veritas Prime. In a stroke of terrible luck, Aventurine and his crew are caught in a terrible storm. As his luck would have it, he is saved by an otherworldly entity when he is thrown overboard. Enchanted by a siren’s song, Aventurine is enamored and desperate for another taste.
Bookmarked by Esi_Kinnie
31 Jul 2025
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Ooooh yes pirate aven and his beeg mermaid boyfie
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Threads Undone by Tamorasky
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
25 Sep 2025
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It was not as the Fates intended.
There was to be a marriage bed, a son, and twenty years of waiting. But King Icarius denies Odysseus his daughter’s hand, and the thread begins to fray. Penelope of Sparta—clever, quiet, and promised to no man—is swept from her home on a tide of stolen love and war.
Now a stranger in Troy, Penelope is caught between warring gods, mortal ambition, and a war never meant to be hers. As alliances crumble and empires burn, one woman’s defiance may alter the course of fate itself.