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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    Hungry for power and jealous of Sir Marshwalker’s position in court, the Grand Wizard Cartman devises a plan to rise the ranks: expose the knight’s unrequited attraction to the High Elf King himself. But to force a confession, he’s going to need the assistance of one aggressively apathetic scoundrel, and a puff of horny fairy dust. Will the wind be in his favour?

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “Craig Tucker,” the man introduced himself, his voice professional and his expression impossible to read. “I’m your physical therapist.”

    Oh.

    Oh, shit.

    That was not what Tweek had been expecting.

    After all the hype Bebe had given him, he’d prepared himself for someone attractive enough. He’d pictured someone along the lines of a Matt Damon type—good-looking, sure, but in a normal, approachable way (no offense, Matt Damon). Maybe a little older, with a few graying hairs and an aura that came with years of experience.

    Not… this.

    Not someone who looked like they’d wandered off the set of a Calvin Klein campaign and accidentally ended up working in sports medicine.

     ———

    OR: Tweek's new PT is unreasonably attractive.

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    17 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Th Earth is lost in everlasting heat. Solar flares and radiation storms reduce humans and animals' brains into mush and turn them into cannibalistic Flesh eaters. Only the most skilled, most fit, were meant to survive...

    Not a fucking 16 year old kid who lives in a subway tunnel with his zombie turned best friend whom he has to kill for so that he can survive. But can Kyle even survive himself?

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    Apocalypse survivor Kyle and Zombie Stan fight for their life in a world that has been engulfed in heat and radioactive activity, can they survive the Sun-Rot or will they succumb to the rays of light that burn, blister, and blaze everything it touches

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    15 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Kyle hasn’t spoken to Stan since high school.

    Seven years later, he’s stuck on a family vacation in Aspen with Stan fucking Marsh, and there’s no escaping each other or their past.

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    09 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Tweek Tweak and Craig Tuker are both hopeless romantics who dream of a meet cute. But what happens when your meet cute turns into a fucked up night and some drama on the side?

    Inspired on Livviartt AU on Tick Tock <3

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    07 Jul 2026