FacetiousKitten
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- Good Omens (TV) (18)
- Labyrinth (1986) (1)
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Dagon's Labyrinth by FacetiousKitten, qwilanikan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Labyrinth (1986)
17 Dec 2024
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A Labyrinth inspired fic written by FacetiousKitten, illustrated by qwilanikan for the Do It With Style Events Silver Screen Bang
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With Nanny, though, Aziraphale had to state exactly what he desired, exactly how he desired it. Otherwise, he’d get nothing but a smack on the bottom. . .
“Good evening, Nanny.”
In her Scottish accent, she said, “Good evening, lamb.” She clacked over to him, standing a good seven, eight inches taller. Aziraphale reached for her, but she caught his wrists in black-gloved hands, holding them in a loose grip. “Tell Nanny what you need.”
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Crowley finds that Aziraphale has read a nasty spell book, full of dark magic, and that it has put Aziraphale into quite a bind. Over and over again.
Turning to face Aziraphale, Crowley got a good whiff of the scent he couldn’t place: lust.
He took in Aziraphale’s uncharacteristically disheveled appearance – his lack of coat or waistcoat, the messy hair, the way he held his hips as if he were trying to hide a raging–
“Oh, shit. Didn’t mean to interrupt– to– whatever– whoever’s in there. I’ll just. You know. Go. Leave. I’m out. Later.”
“Don’t leave. Please.”
Crowley raised an eyebrow. He was a demon, but he still had his limits.
“There’s a book I acquired,” Aziraphale started...
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Aziraphale looked at the mirror, which was situated between his feet. It reflected the flat space between his legs. “Yes, I can see.”
“So, angel,” Crowley said. “Want to try making the effort now?”
“I think I do.”
Written for the Do It With Style mini reverse bang. Featuring fantastic art by lonicera_caprifolium! Many thanks to my beta readers, Ngk, shanimal, and sabertoothjello, for ensuring that this fic made sense.
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Snow Angels and Ineffable Holiday Mishaps by FacetiousKitten for SightKeeper (GarrulousGibberish)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
31 May 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley start their time together after Apocalypse Not with some holiday hijinx and, of course, a gift exchange mix-up. Things pretty much escalate from there.
Written for the Do It With Style Ineffable Game Gift Exchange!
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BT Tower Telephone Group F by Aethelflaed, burnttongueontea, doitwithstyleevents, FacetiousKitten, Janara, Mirach, Mirach_art (Mirach), oaklinghouse, Scrumptious_Bastard
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
28 Sep 2020
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A series of works made for group F in the 2020 Good Omens BT Tower Telephone event, run by Do It With Style events!
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Parts 1 and 2 written for Dark Omens Volume 1 and Volume 2, respectively.
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Come Adore on Bended Knee (and Other Ways to Make an Angel Rejoice) by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2019
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"Well, we waited six thousand years for a kiss, surely we can wait at least one more night before we, you know." Crowley made an ambiguously descriptive but inarguably obscene gesture between the two of them.
"Of course we can," said Aziraphale. "We're not animals. We'll just carry on our evening as it was before all those delightful kisses happened. I don't think it should be too hard to find other things to talk about."
There was a pause in which the tea kettle whistled, as if in disbelief.
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23 Dec 2025
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When Heaven assigns Aziraphale a seduction (in not so many words), his attempts at research only serve to disturb him. So when Crowley offers to personalize his learning experience, Aziraphale jumps at the chance, not realizing how quickly he'll get in over his head.
Because all that stuff he found disgusting in his research? It turns out it's pretty good when he's doing it with Crowley.
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- Part 1 of An Angel's Temptation
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“I love you.”
Aziraphale looked up, momentarily caught off guard. His brow furrowed faintly, and he straightened in his seat as though he’d misheard. His hands drifted to the hem of his waistcoat, fingers beginning to fidget in that habitual, unconscious way they did whenever he was processing something unexpected.
“Oh,” he said, blinking. “I wasn’t even doing anything.”
Crowley gave a small shrug, lips twitching into a crooked half-smile. “Yeah, I know.”
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It's game night in the South Downs - expect an evening of Jenga, Battleships, cheating and a boat-load of soft fluffy comfort.
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The Rake by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Sep 2023
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During the long estrangement of the 1800's, Aziraphale practiced a secret hobby – and it wasn’t the gavotte.
Crowley finds out in an unexpected way.
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- Part 1 of The Rake
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Ravish Me by spunknbite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Aug 2019
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He would Fall if he succumbed to this. Demonic temptation or not, Aziraphale was certain this would end him. He couldn’t consent to such an act, couldn’t willingly hand himself over to be despoiled by a fiend.
Ah, there’s the loophole.
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Bookmarked by FacetiousKitten
06 Oct 2025