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Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn’t going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch.
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05 Jul 2023
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Have you been missing a time travel Tomarry where Harry and Tom are on somewhat equal footing? Where Tom is a plausible budding political leader? Where Harry can stand up to him and their relationship doesn’t seem toxic? Where the surrounding events and characters don’t go unnoticed? I have, so I gave writing one a try.
“The war is over and the Wizarding Britain has been slowly rising from the ashes. Harry just wishes none of it ever happened – what will he do when he’s given a chance to change the past? Was Dumbledore right about “the power he knows not” after all?“
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- 73,172
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- 26/26
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25 May 2023
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Harry goes back in time after years of careful study identifying the right moment: the moment when he can become Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and change the minds of the young Slytherins who became Voldemort's most loyal followers. Everything goes right. Except one little thing.
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13 Apr 2023
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Draco and Harry have a one-night stand that ends in disaster after Harry tells Draco he's unable to move beyond their poisonous past. So when Draco finds an unusual Time-Turner in the Department of Mysteries, he seizes the opportunity to start fresh with Harry. Only instead of fixing things, he keeps making them worse.
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- 112,653
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- 29/29
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09 Jan 2023
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One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
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- Part 1 of Turn!verse
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- 14/14
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02 Jan 2023
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In Which Harry is Magnetic North and Draco Is An Idiot by bryoneybrynn for winterstorrm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2014
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For as long as he can remember, Draco’s been bringing fake dates to his family’s annual Yuletide celebration in order to evade his mother’s matchmaking. This year, Potter’s posing as his pretend boyfriend. But as the party gets underway, it gets unclear who’s playing who, who’s pretending what, who’s not pretending at all, and what the game really is. Confused? Yeah, so is Draco…
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23 Dec 2022
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I WANNA SEE SOME ARSE by thefrancakes for Maggs0607, lumosatnight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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Harry Potter has a beautiful arse.
Round and plump. Made of pure muscle and just enough fat that it'll probably give a lovely jiggle if you spank it. It’s like a peach that bounces with each step; a bruise would be both a shame and delight.
Theo is sure he’s about to drown in the amount of drool in his mouth that he can’t swallow down fast enough. And he’s a good swallower. He’s been told that multiple times.
“You and Potter will be rooming together,” Draco says, slapping the hotel key into Theo’s chest.
Theo chokes on his spit. “What…fuck? Why!?”
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21 Dec 2022
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2025
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
(also this is not a 'Ron is Evil, actually' fic so if that's what you're expecting, maybe give this a skip)- Language:
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17 Dec 2022
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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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10 Dec 2022
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Owlcards and Letters from Beyond the Storm by Pie (potteresque_ire)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2010
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Harry sends his husband Draco on a journey around the world to find out what the legacy of a conqueror is—and what he wishes to leave behind. An illustrated story about love, mourning, acceptance and hope, told in a series of owlcards and discarded documents. Word count: ~3,600 (embedded in images).
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- English
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- 28
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- 1/1
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10 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
A very well done piece, this is incredibly beautiful and heartbreaking.
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What Dreams May Come by firethesound_HP_archive for slytherco
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2020
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If Harry had to get called into work on his day off, at least he was able to get Malfoy called in too.
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- 4/4
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06 Dec 2022
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"It's... it's not good," Harry tells them lowly. "They've given him a month's time, only."
There is so much he needs to explain, but his head is foggy and exhausted and he can't think properly, can't think of how to relay all that he's learned.
"Have you heard of Alucinatio?" is what he starts with.
"The Daydream potion," Hermione says. "The person who intakes it experiences very vivid and realistic daydreams of all they could ever want, but is essentially in a severely catatonic state out in the external world, incapable of any basic functions."
Harry nods. "Somebody's given it to Malfoy." He remembers the tattered remains of a black cloak wrapped around Malfoy. "I think it might have been Professor Snape."
They take a minute to process that.
"And... the cure?" Ron asks.
"Tears of anyone the experiencer craves love of," Hermione answers.
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- Part 1 of Alucinatio
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- 11/11
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06 Dec 2022
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Potter doesn't leave. He slides off the mattress, and instead settles down beside his bed on the floor. He adjusts on his legs, his chin cushioned on his arm, and then begins to talk. His voice is quiet and rough with lingering slumber, the sound of soft kisses, of wild dancing and unbridled laughter filling his head.
When Draco wakes up, once again, somewhere in the dark of the night and under the dim starlights of the constellations spell that he doesn't remember casting for a second time, there is nobody at the floor of his bedside.
He wonders if he'd only dreamed it all.
Sequel to 'Alucinatio'.
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- Part 2 of Alucinatio
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- English
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- 69,609
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- 13/13
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06 Dec 2022
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04 Dec 2022
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Everything is Relative to You by honeybeet for waterwings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2022
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Potter was supposed to have lived. Draco is certain of this. That Potter would no longer walk the earth was tantamount to the sun moving west to east across the sky. If only he could have stopped this from happening, if he’d have known…
It comes to him as ideas often did: too late.
Or, Harry dreams of his past lives, and Draco is in every one.
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- 8/8
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02 Dec 2022
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Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?
But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?
AKA the one where Draco is a - sort of - Muggle pop star (it's complicated)
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- English
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- 118,607
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- 15/15
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28 Nov 2022
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Harry is an Auror instructor. Malfoy wants to be an Auror.
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- 139,812
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- 12/12
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- 1,557
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27 Nov 2022
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Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
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27 Nov 2022
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It wasn't everyday that Tom Riddle was aggressively making out with Harry Potter outside the library. There was a lot of tongue involved and Lucius even heard the Potter heir whimper as his hands, which were formerly fisted on Tom’s robes, made their way desperately into his hair.
Lucius almost fainted.
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- Part 1 of Emotionally Inept Dorks
- Part 1 of Welcome to the Candy Store
- Language:
- English
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- 4,515
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- 1/1
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15 Nov 2022
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Harry is treated as a Dark Lord after the war, and ultimately, despite all the efforts of his friends, thrown through the Veil. He wakes up in a world that seems to be what his own might have been without Voldemort. Harry makes a small, safe, quiet place for himself and vows never to be involved in politics. Yet somehow he still ends up attracting Tom Riddle’s attention.
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- Part 4 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2021
- Language:
- English
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- 39,380
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- 8/8
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15 Nov 2022