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God's a Right Bastard, but Then So Am I by Perhapsormaybe
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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Hello, Crowley
This wasn't Hell. This was a voice he hadn't heard in thousands of years. And had it not for Armageddon having been averted just weeks ago, he might have received that voice with reverence. Instead, he felt irritation.
“Now what did you want?”
I need something from you. I need you to do something.
“I'm not on your side anymore. I got cast out, remember? Fallen and all that.”
You didn't fall. You just sauntered downwards, right?
“I still got the boot, didn't I?” He snorted.
Summary: It starts with a birthday party. But it's going to end with another attempt to derail Armageddon. This time Crowley's assistance has been requested - by God herself. Here we go again.
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28 Sep 2020
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19 Sep 2020
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Work of Heart by WickedWriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Nov 2020
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Aziraphale loved his volunteer duties at the library, he was able to surround himself with books and find a comfortable routine. He even made friends with the people who worked there, which helped to fight off the loneliness that settled into his life.
All due to one change in his usual routine, Aziraphale met Crowley‒ a fellow volunteer‒ who was almost the opposite of him in every way. Crowley was flashy and boisterous, and the children who attended his reading circle absolutely adored him. Although Aziraphale really wished he’d pick something other than horror stories to read to them.
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16 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale and Crowley, a recently demoted angel and a demon taking a pay cut, have never met. In their scrambles to get an affordable place to live, each of them looks online for a human flatmate. Crowley responds to an insomniac bon vivant and finds himself living with a stuffy, bossy homebody. Aziraphale writes back to a tidy minimalist and ends up with an obnoxious houseplant hoarder and his six pet snakes.
As they each try to conceal their supernatural abilities, flat-sharing turns to fighting, fighting turns to flirting, and flirting turns to...
Well, what Aziraphale and Crowley don’t know won’t hurt them, right?
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13 Sep 2020
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The Exchange by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2020
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The first time he picked up his telephone and didn't hear Joan or one of the other ladies greet him, he just rolled his eyes, assumed they were cross with him, and firmly asked for the shop he was trying to connect to into the receiver like normal. He even said please! And the thing about being a being of considerable occult power with a history of shaping parts of the universe is that, sometimes, the world bends to oblige you.
So, the only thing that surprised him about Fell answering the line in response to his demand for "an expert on ancient greek and roman preparations of oysters" was that they'd made long-distance calls considerably less bothersome at some point.
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Crowley is a big fan of technology but has zero idea how it works, which leads to him developing an unlikely friendship with a fussy bookseller who happens to be an expert on a miraculous number of subjects.
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- 7/7
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12 Sep 2020
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‘Til the Heavens Burst, and the Words Don’t Rhyme by MrsMoosie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Sep 2020
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Anthony Crowley is the lead singer of the rock group The Crawlers. He lets his band and their fame get to his head, causing his boyfriend Aziraphale to slip through his fingers.
Maybe it’s for the best? Or maybe Crowley needs to take a harder look at himself...
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11 Sep 2020
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Yours for the taking by Mraowface
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Feb 2021
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All Crowley wants is to steal this one book and get on with his life. But a terrifyingly angelic bookshop owner has other ideas...
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09 Sep 2020
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Constant companion (& friend in old age) by pineapplesquid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Fell, assistant professor in biology, is about to be denied tenure. He knows it. His department knows it. By now probably everybody knows it. Unable to stay at the college and with academic job prospects thin on the ground, he’s reconciling himself to leaving the field that he loves. At least he’ll get to leave the departmental politics behind.
Anthony Crowley, assistant professor in physics, has a better idea. He’s being courted for a job at another college, and they seem pretty desperate to get him. What if he could negotiate for a spousal hire?
He’s certain it would work. Only if they were married, of course.
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07 Sep 2020
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Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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A mysterious explosion. An intrepid reporter who asks too many questions. A bite from a small, seemingly innocuous garter snake. You know the drill.
But Anthony J. Crowley soon finds out that being a superhero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, there are benefits: being able to slither up the sides of buildings, doing really weird things with his tongue, the occasional lucrative stock tip from a grateful rescuee, and gloating over the fact that a simple pair of sunglasses is an apparently impenetrable disguise. On the other hand, there’s the sheer indignity of spandex, a succession of increasingly terrible monikers, and the fact that he keeps making a fool of himself in front of the love of his life, who, for some reason, seems to keep getting kidnapped. And to add insult to injury, said love of his life might just be in love with his alter ego.
It isn’t easy being The Serpent.
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02 Sep 2020
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Crowley was good at his job, it was luck that he was given a promotion.
Normally promotional gifts were minor things like a free thermos, gift card or free shirt.
Not a omega.
Definitely not an angel omega.Bookmarked by FloweryMess
01 Sep 2020
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Ezra Elizabeth by minervamoon
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Victor Victoria (1982)
30 Mar 2021
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All angels can sing, simple fact. A God-given gift as it were. A voice perfectly suited for celestial harmonies. But what came out of Aziraphale’s mouth was not a celestial harmony. It was pure sin-and-seduction jazz.
Crowley was given the assignment to guard an up-and-coming gangster in Chicago. When that assignment takes him to Paris, he comes face-to-face with the angel he hasn't spoken to in over seventy years.
Aziraphale had an assignment that didn't go according to plan. Now she's in Paris as a fake female impersonator, which brings her back into the orbit of a certain demon.
The two are finally going to talk things out, or they would if a certain up-and-coming gangster wasn't getting in the way.
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- 9/10
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31 Aug 2020
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late, but not too late by ImpishTubist
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 May 2021
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Seven years ago, Crowley stole the Antichrist from the hospital in Tadfield with the intention of averting the Apocalypse. He named him Warlock.
Seven years ago, Aziraphale stole the Antichrist from the hospital in Tadfield with the intention of averting the Apocalypse. He named him Adam.
With four years to go until the end of the world, an accidental summoning forces the four of them to cross paths. Now, Aziraphale and Crowley must figure out which child is the real Antichrist, keep the boys hidden from their respective sides, and prevent Doomsday from wiping out humanity.
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30 Aug 2020
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Everything But The Kitchen Sink by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Feb 2022
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When Aziraphale moves into his new home in Tadfeild, he immediately begins to experience issues with the house. After a quick call to the local handyman, he thinks all of his problems are going to be solved. Unfortunately, his problems are only just beginning.
Because the local handyman, Crowley, is incredibly sexy. Aziraphale quickly finds that he likes watching Crowley fix things in his home. So much so, that he starts to break things on purpose. But surely Crowley isn't interested in him back. Surely the handsome, charismatic owner of Red's Repairs wouldn't be interested in a middle aged retired man with a penchant for bow ties and waistcoats, right?
Fortunately, fixing leaky faucets isn't the only thing Crowley's hands are good at.
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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24 Aug 2020
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the form of thirst by MostDismalFeldsparkle (Most_Dismal_Feldsparkle)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Dec 2020
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Anarchic, street-artist Crowley gets disabled veteran Zira fired, from Zira’s family business.
Then, they meet.
Then, they fall in love.
Crowley may have neglected to mention the first part.
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- 62/62
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24 Aug 2020
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Getting the Hang of Thursdays by soft_october
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Apr 2021
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On Thursday morning, Aziraphale awoke to find his shop about to be bulldozed.
The world was destroyed shortly thereafter.Featuring Crowley as an alien from the vague region of Alpha Centauri, dual Presidents of the Galaxy Gabriel and Beelzebub (and their stolen spaceship), six proper ways to present your crush of six years with a bouquet of T’hangnia blossoms, and culinary adventures at the end of the Universe.
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20 Aug 2020
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Legally Binding by Valvopus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2020
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Aziraphale wakes up and wishes he wasn't naked in a bathtub with Crowley. He really wishes he remembered what happened the previous night. Crowley just wants to fix things and make sure Aziraphale doesn't stop speaking to him again, because they seem to have done something truly stupid.
An accidentally married AU. This fic is mostly set before said marriage. Each chapter is immediate aftermath of waking up married, alongside the backstory of their developing relationship.
Human AU
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19 Aug 2020
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on the same page by Chekhov
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
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- 15/15
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18 Aug 2020
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A Prison of Our Own Making by Scifigal90
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Aug 2020
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Crowley had been in prison for a year when the letter came. No one wrote him in here. No one from his life before visited him. No one seemed to care. So who was writing him?
Crowley pulls out a single piece of stationary. It is actual stationary too rather than lined paper ripped out of a notebook or printer paper. It has weight to it and is a soft cream color that matches the envelope. Opening the folded paper, the writing looks old fashioned, like the writing in those BBC historical dramas. Who does Crowley know that writes actual letters on real stationary? The name on the bottom of the letter says Ezra Fell. Crowley is pretty sure he has never met an Ezra Fell.
So starts a friendship to lovers via letters between Crowley and Ezra
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15 Aug 2020
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apple of my eye by oxmoxic for nevrat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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Anthony J. Crowley has come to terms with the fact he was approaching his 50th birthday and hasn’t found his soulmate yet. He’s fine with it, absolutely uh-mazing. Wahoo, never been better.
This curtain of delusion drops when he meets Aziraphale, some coot who’s more cushion than man with a questionable taste in walking sticks and also, incidentally, Crowley’s soulmate.
Sadly enough, this doesn't seem to apply both ways as Aziraphale won’t mention any change in his vision after their first contact. If Crowley just wasn't this besotted with his angel, he maybe wouldn't overlook the obvious signs for as why Aziraphale wouldn't see any colour...-
Soulmate AU in which you're able to see colour after touching your soulmate for the first time. Problematic if one of them is blind and the other an idiot.Bookmarked by FloweryMess
15 Aug 2020
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Second Chance at a First Try by Fallinfromgrace
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale is happy in the life he’s living. He has his books and his shop, and his cocoa, what more could he want? Until one day a small boy hides in his shop, his eye bruised and his hope shattered. His eyes are hauntingly familiar but Aziraphale knows he’s never met this small boy before.
It doesn’t take long to unravel the mystery of why the boy is there. And when his father shows up, looking for him, bruised and bloody Aziraphale realizes what he recognized in the small boys eyes. Now his life will never be the same, and perhaps that’s good?
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14 Aug 2020