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    Peter on purpose (accidentally) convinces the Avengers that he can read spider minds, and that's why he always leaves whenever there's a spider present. And it's totally not because he's afraid of them! No, really, he just doesn't want to mentally violate them so he has to leave!

    He always knows when there's a spider in a given room because his spidey sense–which is both poorly and aptly named–always goes off. Plus he can hear their little feet scurrying across the walls and floors... ugh!

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    19 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    — You have to be my boyfriend.
    It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
    Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
    Wade sighs, then says:
    — Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.

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  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    “OMG!” Wade squealed. “My boyfriend's famous!”

    “I’m literally Spider-Man.”

    “Forget human famous, you’re spider famous! You’re like the first human spider celebrity!”

    Peter was quiet for a moment, staring at the spiders. “No, I’m not. They’re also fans of David Attenborough.”

     

    Peter and Wade are together (yay!). Wade expected there to be baggage but didn’t expect that baggage to be a mob of spiders (literally).

     

    Or five times Peter talks to spiders and Wade loses his shit, and the one time Wade talks to spiders (and loses his shit)

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    The cheering crowd circled the makeshift ring at the center of the warehouse floor, fists in the air and gaping mouths screaming obscenities at the two idiots in the ring.
    Izuku was one of those idiots.
    “Kid - get the hell up!” Izuku snapped his attention to Giran
    “You wanna fucking tag in, Giran?”
    “Fuck no, but if you throw this match I’m out a lot of fucking money.”
    Izuku’s opponent was a big fucking bastard, the biggest he’d fought to date, actually.
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    OR: Izuku is an underground fighter, when the heroes raid his fight, slap a villain rank on his name, and force him into a reform program at UA, will he find a way to keep fighting, to prove to the world (and to himself) that his value doesn't lie in how much blood he can spill?
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    Posted: 10/14/25

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    Harry Potter has gone through six auror partners in the past four years but it's not his fault that so many people can't just see him as an ordinary bloke who just wants to do his job; they've all got some weird hero-worship complex.

    Robards thinks he's found the solution by assigning Draco Malfoy to be his new partner. And while it's true that Malfoy probably doesn't have any sort of desire to save Harry over other people, it's also probably true that Malfoy is just as likely to kill him as anyone they might face on the job. Harry's pretty sure this isn't going to work but they're running out of people to partner Harry with at this point, so he has to give it a try.

    He didn't expect that he'd ever be able to get along with Draco Malfoy, and he definitely didn't anticipate having to deal with all of the other feelings that have gone along with it.

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