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    “You alright?”

    Mikey’s looking at him. His eyes are searching, scanning him up and down, like a watchdog. Donnie’s in the middle of getting to his feet to work, and he can’t possibly open up to him. It’s stupid. Irrational. Deplorable.

    Donnie offers back a pathetic grin. “I’m fine.” The words are quick, seamless. Mikey smiles something bright at him, the answer giving no one anything to think about, nothing to consider. Mikey is busy, busy like Donnie is, and he can’t bring himself to throw another thing onto the youngest brother.

    He feels his shell pounding. Flesh ticking like clockwork. There’s no pain, not yet, just brass bright growing stains in his flawless techwear. No one notices.

    Good. He’s got a lot of work to do.

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    Or, in which Donnie is a worker first and a person second.

    (Or, in which Donnie convinces himself he is nothing more than a robot. He’ll work through the pain, work through the slashes on his shell, work through the migraines. His brothers, however, won’t stand for that…

    …If they catch onto it, that is.)

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    22 Aug 2023

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    Tom has been CEO for almost a year and half now and things have been going well more or less. He and Shiv are finally divorced and he has joint-custody of their eleven-month daughter, Maddie. But when he receives a phone call from Shiv informing him of Maddie's first word, he finds of what he finds himself questioning a lot of things he took for granted.

    Or Tom's daughter's first word is 'Greg' and he sort of freaks out about it.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    Five times Justice League members witness bizarre encounters between Batman and Joker on Halloween, and one time someone confronts Bruce about it.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    He was a scientist, a scholar, and a ninja above all else. He prided himself on his intellect, and the fact that his mind had saved the lives of his brothers countless times.

    But he was also a soft-shelled turtle.

    And soft-shelled turtles bite.

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    23 Aug 2023

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    In university, Reki's new friends just want the best for him. If only he'd drop the whole 'I have a boyfriend, he's just in Canada' thing.

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    The five times Reki's classmates thought that he was lying and the one time they realized he wasn't.

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    22 Apr 2025