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March 1999
The Photography Club competition is still ongoing and its the Snake Slayers turn to come up with an idea.
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- Part 2 of The Hogwarts Photography Club Series
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24 Aug 2026
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“What do you mean you never come?”
“I don’t know,” she shrugged her shoulders and looked away, “Ron thinks I just can’t physically do it.”
“And can you?”
Hermione tried to think back on the orgasms she had had in the past. There had been two. Both brought by her own hand – one with the aid of a vibrator – a long time ago. “I think so.”
“Then show me.”
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Ron has not been satisfied with his and Hermione’s sex life; he takes way too long to come, and she just never does. So when Harry tells him that Pansy Parkinson is known to like couple-swapping for a night, he sees the perfect opportunity to convince Hermione to let him have sex with someone else. Despite Hermione’s reluctance, she accepts.
There are just three things Ron hadn’t been counting on: one, Pansy Parkinson is dating Draco Malfoy; two, Draco is very determined to prove that Hermione can indeed come; and three, watching his girlfriend and arch-nemesis prove him wrong through a charmed wall is not the type of fun he had planned for the evening.
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28 Jul 2026
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After the news of Hermione and Ron’s breakup is plastered all over the papers, Hermione is approached with the deal of a life time. One that will change everything about her life.
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The Malfoy’s see a chance to get exactly what they want and take it.
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17 Jul 2026
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A public scandal. A ruined relationship. And Narcissa Malfoy, ever the strategist, sees her opening.
Now Hermione’s caught in the crossfire of high society, whispered schemes, and a slow-burn attraction to the last man she expected.
Narcissa’s pulling the strings—and she plays to win.- Language:
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- 38/38
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31 Mar 2026
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My little Sunshine by TrillbySkinner for ValorsLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Hermione knew she was good with kids but this was beyond the pale. She had been called down to Emergency for a 6 month old infant boy, the original diagnosis was splinching as he had been apparated in with an injured adult but the minute Hermione looked at him she knew better and immediately cast the counter curse and began healing the open wound on the child’s chest. Someone had cast a sectumsempra on him. The Cutting curse. What sort of person would do that to a baby? It couldn't have been an accident. The hit had been dead on and with a target that small it had to have been deliberate.
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- Part 1 of My Little Sunshine Universe
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- 27/27
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22 Mar 2026
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Employee Handbook for Getting in Too Deep by groundbrains
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy cannot stop running into Hermione Granger at her job(s)
A romantic comedy in which Draco grapples with pet care, running charitable events, Theo, a meddling Mother, and courting Granger.
Join Draco on his mission to make Hermione's life less laborious - literally.- Language:
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18 Mar 2026
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Hermione is a woman with very... specific needs. The Room of Requirement helps her meet them.
Only problem is, she can't see the man with the Cinderella cock through the solid stone wall she's stuck in.
Whatever's a poor girl to do?Series
- Part 3 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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04 Mar 2026
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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03 Mar 2026
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A prank looms on the horizon, one that will destroy Draco's already shredded reputation.
The jokes already exist about him lowering his wand, and about whether or not he'll ever be able to get it up again.
And if the entire school were to just so happen to find out he was still a virgin? Yeah. You see the problem.But he soon finds out that he's not the only one.
And that might be the thing that saves him.- Language:
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02 Mar 2026
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Fallen from grace due to his involvement in the war, Draco Malfoy fully intended on entering his ministry-mandated eighth year at Hogwarts as one thing: miserable.
But what happens when the most terrifying witch with a blood lust for justice—The Brightest Witch of Her Age—assigns herself as Draco’s unofficial bodyguard against their vengeful cohorts?
Draco earns himself what is aptly referred to as Scary Granger Privileges™.
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21 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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01 Feb 2026
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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28 Jan 2026
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He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”
There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”
“Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”
Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”
“I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”
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06 Jan 2026
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Public Bookmark 127
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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05 Jan 2026
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“Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?
She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.
AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.
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05 Jan 2026
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“Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”
“What? No!"
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Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.
Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Devotion
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21 Dec 2025
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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18 Dec 2025
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Lucius Malfoy is determined to rebuild a better world, but the Wizengamot is mired in complacency. When he notices Hermione Granger—dismissed by her peers yet burning with ideas—he recognizes both her brilliance and her potential. With Narcissa at his side, they draw Hermione into their world of influence, guiding her rise through the tangled web of wizarding politics. But as ambition intertwines with affection, the Malfoys begin to wonder: is Hermione destined to be their greatest ally, or the newest member of their family?
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13 Dec 2025
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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27 Nov 2025
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On her nineteenth birthday, Hermione receives nineteen owls with nineteen packages, all of which contain nineteen sets of lingerie.
The gift-giver in question? Draco fucking Malfoy.
Stunned by his gall and eager to repay the embarrassment, Hermione decides to get her revenge. But what starts as simple payback quickly becomes something much more complicated.
As the two of them attempt to resist whatever spark has flared to life between them, they each learn things about the other (and themselves) that force them to examine who they are, what they want—and, if they’re not careful, what they’ll never have.
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25 Oct 2025