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It's a tale as old as- well. Since November of 2025. The Z-Team has a bet going on at Robert's expense. This time, the question is if he and Flambae are sleeping together. Rather than ask like adults might, the Z-Team decides to do some sleuthing.
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The night had promised to be a good one- a rarely and blessedly mundane one.
So why was Bruce staring down at two of his sons... as actual children? And moreover- how did he fix it?
Just another de-age fic, with heaping fluff, moral dilemmas, and hurt/comfort goodies baked in for you personally.
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Jon didn't mean to kill anyone. He was Superboy, the son of Clark Kent, he would never move with lethal force toward a human. He absolutely knew better and had trained his entire life to avoid ever killing anyone on accident. Maybe that was the problem... he hadn't exactly killed them on accident, had he? He wasn't sure anymore. All he knew now was that Damian was safe, his abductors were dead, and now they were in Thailand, hiding from the inevitable fallout when their fathers, the Justice League, and the rest of the world found out that a Kryptonian had gone rogue, lost control, and broken the Super Family cardinal rule.
It's a lot messier than he would have thought his next sleepover with his best friend would be...
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- Part 2 of The Run and Go
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Jon wakes up to hear Damian and Tim get kidnapped. He realizes about when they do that they aren't being held for ransom, but that they're being trafficked. He... doesn't take that well, and there are bound to be consequences for that.
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- Part 1 of The Run and Go
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After the explosion at LIFE, Eddie and Venom have to find their way back to each other. Symbiosis is easy to achieve once a guy gets used to having an alien in his head. Splitting after achieving symbiosis, as it turns out, is much less easy to handle.
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Jon didn't think anything of listening to Damian before he went to sleep, and he definitely didn't think too hard about listening to him on patrol when he woke up. When said 'patrol' turned out to be a civilian abduction that turned sour fast, he flew to Gotham to help.
And then things got messy.
Killing is a crime normally. For the son of Superman? A Kryptonian who can only live on this planet because his kind is known to be benevolent protectors of Earth? Killing is much, much more than a crime.
So Jon didn't think too far beyond accepting Damian's offer of 'run,' even if it did land him in a completely different country, camping out with who are almost certainly ninjas, hiding from their fathers and probably the entire Justice League. Now though... now all he can do is think.
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Tony Stark This or That 2021 by ClarkeStetler, Goosenik
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Sep 2021
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A collection of short oneshots based off of one-word 'this or that' prompts from the Tony Stark This or That 2021 event on Tumblr. Aside from a Tony & Rhodey friendship fic, all are either Loki/Tony or Steve/Tony/Bucky. We had fun with it, we hope you do too!
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Robert is a hockey player, and like most hockey players, he has superstitions. His habits. Rituals that ensure he wins the game every single time.
One of these rituals is a figure skater named Chad
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Robert considered dragging himself out of bed to try to kick Flambae out properly, and then decided it would probably backfire. His best strategy was to lay here, very still and quiet, and hope he was boring enough that Chad just left.
He dropped his head back onto the pillow and winced as even that small movement tweaked his neck brutally. Yep. Strategy. Staying on the bed was definitely….strategy.
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04 Feb 2026
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Robert’s breath catches.
There, on Chad’s upper right shoulder, is a tattoo of the Mecha Man symbol. It’s not huge, probably only the size of Robert’s palm but the stylized M is unmistakable, neat black lines shifting as Chad takes measured breaths.
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29 Jan 2026
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“So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.”
Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.
“I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”
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(AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).
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- Part 1 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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29 Jan 2026
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“Flambae.” Robert’s eyes widen as he tries and fails to keep his voice from pitching with anxiety. He won’t beg over the group line, but it’s a close thing. “Flambae, I’m giving you an order. If you don’t wait for the others, I’m benching you.”
Robert can feel eyes on him; his coworkers must be turning at his audible distress, but he can only concern himself with the floor opening up beneath his shitty office chair and threatening to swallow him whole.
“Fuck you.” Flambae doubles down with real, tangible conviction.
When a red icon pops up alerting Robert that Flambae has turned his earpiece off, his ribs cave in on themselves. On screen, Flambae erupts and is gone in the blink of an eye.