9 Bookmarks by HaleyPotter
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My Valentine, My Perfect Date, My Beloved Husband, My Soulmate? by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Mar 2025
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Nandor's love for Guillermo has not waned one iota in the nearly five years that they've been married, but for a variety of reasons, he's feeling less than enthusiastic about their impending night on the town. Ultimately, his husband's charms and an abundance of champagne provide Nandor with a major attitude adjustment. Eager to have some sexy fun, Nandor makes a nostalgic request of his beloved. It's all fun and games until Guillermo upsets his drunken sweetie by truthfully answering what he believes to be an innocuous question. The following morning, Guillermo tries his best to make it up to Nandor and the boys receive some exciting news. In the end, Nandor arrives at a big decision.
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- 12,137
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by HaleyPotter
12 Feb 2025
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Soul marks disappear from the flesh of the dead — and the undead, too, as it turns out. But does that mean that the connection to their soul mate fades as well? And what does that mean for the soul itself?
(These questions are all way above Guillermo’s pay grade.)
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- English
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09 Feb 2025
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for a while (you were all mine) by UnfortunatelyObsessed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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It was a long time coming.
Guillermo can see it now: now, as Nandor freezes in his tracks, lowers the hand that was raised to hypnotize him, only to realize how pointless that would be. The fingers curl in on themselves, nails digging slightly into palm. Nandor's lips are still parted from the sentence that hangs in the air between them:
You will forget that I kissed you.
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08 Feb 2025
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Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too by cookinguptales for htbthomas, fenellaevangela
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Dec 2022
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After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.
And Nandor's never handled eternity well.
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- Part 1 of Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow Too
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- English
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- 50,117
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- 12/12
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03 Feb 2025
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i've been here so long (i think that it's time to move) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jun 2022
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Nandor is leaning against the curtained doorway, bumping his head back against the jamb over and over again as he listens to Guillermo just bitch.
“Memo, why have you not gotten a wife yet?” Guillermo imitates. “Memo, you should try the same diet Alexia is on. Memo, I saw Jeremiah in the supermercado yesterday, you two used to be such good friends—”
“Yeesh, alright, I get it,” Nandor finally snaps out, holding his hands over his ears. “You can stop with the voices now. It sounds insufferable.”
“It is insufferable!” Guillermo shoves another sweater into his overnight bag. “But Victor had to go and get engaged and plan the wedding for the same fucking weekend so here I am! Guilt-tripped into helping for a cousin I don’t even really know!”
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Bookmarked by HaleyPotter
01 Feb 2025
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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30 Jan 2025
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Ranch N’ Rider Weekly: Special Edition by yougoadedme for beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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After a year spent in London, Guillermo returns to help Nadja run the family ranch. Laszlo tries to raise Baby Colin up right, and right some wrongs while he's at it. Nandor gets really into a horse enthusiast magazine.
Welcome to Wildflower Creek: Horse Boarding & Rehabilitation! We wish we could say business is booming.
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- English
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by HaleyPotter
22 Jan 2025
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There’s something in him, something terrifying, darker than he ever imagined. Monstrous, but not in the way he's always longed for. And as much as he wants to separate himself from that voice, he knows how powerful it is. He knows how hard it is to defy, how satisfying it is to obey. He only has to obey for a second, and then…
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Five times Guillermo suppresses his slayer instincts, and one time he doesn't.
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Bookmarked by HaleyPotter
17 Nov 2024
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“It was only ever about being a vampire to you, wasn’t it?” Nandor’s voice was quiet, barely a whisper.
“The only reason you’re even still around is because you need a place to live. Not even a little bit is because you actually give a shit about m- well, any of us. All those times you said we were like family to you - it was all bullshit. Am I right?”
Guillermo’s eyes burned as he held Nandor's gaze, his heart hammering against his ribs.
“Is that really what you think of me?”
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16 Nov 2024