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After a year of staying sober, March has a relapse. Things quickly spiral out of control.
In the end, it was just another thing to talk about when people asked. Now that—well, that was worth the risk. The way their eyes widened, clear with care and concern. How their voices were always hushed and cautious. Then if he was lucky, a hug. Someone who’d coddle him a little. Someone who’d listen with understanding. Yeah, that made it all worth it. He missed that gentle kind of affection. He missed getting it from his wife.
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25 Jun 2026
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The Care and Keeping of One (1) Holland March by Garden_of_Nineveh
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
14 Jun 2026
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With all the Gosling propaganda circulating atm, I've been swept up.
Just three short chapters about Healy dealing and caring and loving his silly partner, in every sense of the word.
(warning: the r-word is used in the first chapter)
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24 Jun 2026
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How one kiss will ruin your entire fucking life.
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24 Jun 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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24 Jun 2026
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Formula 1 didn't just find a new winner under the Monza floodlights. It let something clinical, silent, and completely unaligned with the circus into the paddock.
Following the mid-season death of their primary driver, a bankrupt lower-tier team forcefully tugs chief diagnostic tech Casey Daley out from under his familiar hybrid chassis and slams him headfirst into the cockpit. He doesn't want the glory; he just wants back under the hood.
Colt Seavers—a veteran champion passed between the piranha tanks of Red Bull and Ferrari—instantly recognizes a system error when he sees one. Casey is a raw nerve, a stray animal thrown into a roaring human arena. When corporate extortion threatens to blacklist the kid from ever touching a race car again, Colt strikes a dangerous, high-stakes deal: he will play the arrogant, aggressive villain in a fake PR rivalry to secure the kid's engineering credentials.
Colt isn't just trying to conquer a new rival. He's trying to build a cage around a ghost before the paddock eats him alive.
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- Part 1 of Stuntdriver
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23 Jun 2026
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Cigarette Burns on the Same Side of Our Hands by LunarRaes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022), The Nice Guys (2016)
27 Jun 2026
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All paths lead to the same place.
Or my own take on a canon compliant Coltland Gentry AU (Featuring Holland March as their uncle).
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23 Jun 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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22 Jun 2026
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Evescarpa by ForReasonsNotKnown
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
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There's no love in placing a blade in a child's hand— there's so much in the way Ryland touches him that it fills an ache that he's known for as long as he can remember.
Simon's been hungry his whole life. For food, for freedom, to live. He's been starving for this since the day he was born.
OR: In the aftermath of their reconciliation, perched on the precipice of something new, Simon and Grace have to work out what they want, and decide a path forwards. Neither of them is under the illusion that it's going to be easy— both of them know that it will be worth it in the end.
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- Part 2 of this time (let me get what i want)
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18 Jun 2026
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Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go! by Hana_H
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
28 May 2026
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Grace starts feeling suspicious and like he's being left out and kept in the dark by the Eridians, who start building a new biodome right next to his. He could never guess what the "surprise" the Eridians keep mentioning actually is, though.
AKA The Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoos introduce two animals of the same species - slowly but surely.
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15 Jun 2026
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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15 Jun 2026
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Searching for something that's real by airheadextreme
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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“This okay?” Simon muttered, the vibrations from his words rippling across Grace’s stomach.
“Yes… yes I just…” Grace struggled to catch his breath. “This was not how I was expecting tonight to go.”
Simon paused his kisses. “How did you see this going?”
“I don’t know. We would… talk about it?”
“Do you want to talk instead?”
Grace couldn’t even remember what he wanted to say. Actually, there were no words that described what he wanted. “No. No, keep going.”
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Or Eridians find Simon's submarine while spreading Astrophage to the galaxy and bring him back to Erid. Grace has to change his normal routine to help this new human adjust to life. Slowly, they get to know one another, despite Simon potentially being a war criminal from a moon with an ocean full of blood. But there's just something else about Simon that Grace can't shake, and he's pretty sure Simon feels it too...- Language:
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06 Jun 2026
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The End of Eternity by ImprobableDreams900
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2017
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Just because Aziraphale's dead doesn't mean he's gone.
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- Part 5 of Eden!verse
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06 Jun 2026
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Nine Inch Scales by NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Nine Inch Nails (Band)
05 Jun 2026
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Crowley is the frontman of Nine Inch Scales. When a feral, self-destructive performance reaches a literal breaking point on stage, Crowley wakes to find himself in the care of a mysterious, old-fashioned stranger. Someone who feels impossibly familiar, and who may know more about him than he knows about himself…
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06 Jun 2026
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Subterfuge by i_saw_seven_birds
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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After a few months aboard the Hail Mary, Simon notices some of Grace's odd habits. He and Rocky team up to make sure their favourite molecular biologist is taken care of.
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05 Jun 2026
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A touch-starved awkward nerd
A neglected young man who's experiencing bodily autonomy for the first time
An alien male who's very curious about the human body
All stuck together in a spaceship.
Whatever could go wrong ~ ?
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01 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has settled well enough in his biosphere, until one night when a blood-covered stranger washes ashore, mistakes him for the angel of death, and kisses him. As the man recovers from his injuries, Grace and his Eridian besties uncover the truth about his past, and find hope for the future.
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01 Jun 2026
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losing streak by rosysoleil
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
16 Jun 2026
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“Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.
Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.
“Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”
Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.
Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.
Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.
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31 May 2026
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 Jun 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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- 58/?
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31 May 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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28 May 2026
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Hands Together, But Not in Prayer by ObsessiveAgony
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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Simon wasn’t used to affection.
The last person who had given him anything of the kind was his mother, 20 years ago.
Cults aren’t very affectionate and prisons certainly are not.
For more than half of his life, Simon had known nothing but pain. Any hand reaching out was never gentle or soft, but always inflicted pain.
His own hands weren’t much better. They’d been used for…horrible things.
Survival things.
So when Ryland Grace first placed his hand over Simon’s right and only hand, he didn’t think his reaction was wrong.
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- Part 1 of BloodyMary One-Shots
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25 May 2026
