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    "I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”

    Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”

    “See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”

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    After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.

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    Collection of Drabbles

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    Day 2: Private, Respect

    Neutrals are returning to a post-war Cybertron. Some of them got ridiculously rich during the war by investing with assets they had acquired during the Functionist reign. Because that money was earned off-world and during the war, new Cybertron hadn’t considered it when writing their first tax and trading laws. Optimus Prime has a plan: first, legally define Functionist-derived assets, income earned from capital ‘entrusted by the institution of the Primacy’. Second, call on the Primacy’s power to retract that grant, thereby stripping those individuals of the endowed capital. The issue? Most of those grants were made by the joint power of the Prime and Lord High Protector.

    The Solution to Tax Loopholes Lies in Political Marriages cont

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    Optimus is fascinated by organic reproduction, Megatron is less than thrilled in comparison

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    Orion Pax is your typical archivist from a functionalist-free universe and lives a peaceful life, but after dying tragically in a transport incident he’s reincarnated as Optimus Prime, the beautiful but aloof eldest prince of the Prime lineage within the hit action novel Songs of the Spark...who is a pathetic side character doomed to die a tragic death at the hands of the tyrannical Duke Megatron. Of course, his darling little brother, Rodimus Prime, is the real hero and puts an end to Megatron’s reign, but Orion has no intention of dying a pathetic death! No! Not again! He wants to live damnit! So begins the attempts of a pax-turned-prime turning over a new leaf in the hope of living another day. Little does he know there’s a bit more to Optimus than a pathetic side character…

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