Hello_Pe0ple
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Clark and Bruce are out looking I to some gang activity but Cassandra turns up after a nightmare just wanting her dad.
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- Part 1 of Young batfamily oneshots
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They Started It!!! (A Story On How to Piss Off Five Children and Seduce Their Father by Hal Jordan) by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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“My dad says adult bodies can’t survive on Red Bull and cereal alone. Do you even know how to cook rice, Mr. Jordan? Is your tummy okay?”
Hal Jordan’s stomach is fine.
His pride is not.
For reasons known only to the universe at large, the Wayne kids have decided that bullying Hal is their newest hobby. In their under-twelve years of wisdom, they’ve concluded he is too single, too lonely, and way too funny when flustered.
Hal tries to ignore them… until one day he snaps and fires back the pettiest way possible:
He starts flirting with their dad.
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Or Hal has beef with literal preschoolers as a literal adult man.
The Wayne kids bully a full ass adult because he is an easy target and gives top tier reactions. Then they completely lose their minds when Hal turns around and seduces their dad.
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No powers au. Neighbors au. Bruce isn't Batman. Hal isn't Green Lantern. The batkids are still menaces, though.
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13 Dec 2025
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All I Have by froot__loopity
Fandoms: Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
12 Jul 2023
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What if the reason that Batman was so prickly in the beginning of the Justice League was because he had six kids at home? Chaos and a bit of angst shall ensue
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- Part 1 of His Kids, His Life
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04 Oct 2025
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Despite all the supposed trips to the tavern none of the knights have seen Merlin drunk. They decide to rectify that. A poor decision, really.
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alien robots aren't fidget toys by webss312
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
29 Jun 2024
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“You're a real Debbie Downer sometimes, you know that?” Peter said, even as he popped the old cartridges out and replaced them with new ones.
“I am unfamiliar with that term, Peter,” Karen informed him kindly. His jaw dropped.
“Well now I feel old,” he declared melodramatically. “I'm fifteen, and you made me feel old.”
“Imagine how I feel whenever you open your mouth,” Tony grumbled, and Peter realized his comms were still open to the rest of the Avengers.
“Ha,” Clint crowed. “Imagine how Steve feels.”
The aforementioned man sighed. “Can you all focus, please?”
They did not.
Karen piped up again. “In all fairness, Peter, I am only a year old.”
“Wow, a year old and speaking full grammatical sentences already,'' Peter praised. “You’re a child prodigy, K.”
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OR: Peter Parker has the unfortunate habit of fidgeting with things in his hands as he thinks. This, apparently, extends to dumpster diving gadgets, Black Widow’s guns, Stark Tech, and… alien robots?