HelluvaBoink
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A Lesson in Method Acting by HelluvaBoink for sleepybeee
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
09 Oct 2026
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Blitzø and Stolas are co-stars and rivals. They can't stop fucking about it.
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Blitzø is going to kiss Fizz tonight. Nothing is going to stop him. Except maybe a certain owl and a certain game.
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The sign out front read The Seven Rings Country Club, but those in the know were aware that this country club wasn't for golfing and playing tennis. No, this was Hell. They offered rather more fun activities for their clientele.
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Blitzø fucking loved house parties. There was something so unhinged about them. A bunch of drunk and high idiots all packed into one place, just looking for an excuse to act stupid. Yeah, that was his scene.
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what if the way you hold me is actually what's holy by HelluvaBoink for hellamews
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Sep 2026
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Blitzø knows he's been sent to the middle of fuck ass nowhere because he's being punished.
His slap on the wrist is being sent to this town, where the last priest was a fucking creep who slept with half the congregation. The priest before that had been so pathetic that the congregation had torn him apart and he'd quit the faith.
Blitzø can at least be better than those two suckers were, he knows it.
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Blitzø is a priest, Stolas is a nun, can I make it any more obvious?
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The Dragon and His Prince by HelluvaBoink, SilverServerError, Spacefille
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06 Jan 2026
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“You know what your problem is? You only think of yourself as a dad. You don’t realize how young you still are. We just gotta dress you right.”
Stolas, at thirty-four, experiments with being a teenage dirtbag.
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26 Sep 2026
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The Whiskey in my Bloodstream by vulgardarling (greyscalemuse)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 May 2024
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A long lost reupload, just in time to torture you again...
When Blitz gets a phone call from a trashy talk show host, he's not fully prepared for what drags him back towards his ex... but he shouldn't be surprised.
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13 Sep 2026
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Blitz had found himself coming back to this place bi-weekly just to see those lanky legs and used up bird puss sticking out of a wall, ready to get pummeled. Little did he know, Stolas was on the other side of it, lapping up all that delicious attention from his favorite client and doing everything in his power to keep this anonymous and professional... or, as professional as he could get within this line of work, at least.
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something so magic about you by fizziefrogs, implydone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2026
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Stolas forces himself to look up from the floor, heart racing and head spinning, towards the unknown figure looming above him from where he kneels.
Red and white skin. Large horns. Sharp teeth. Angry, glowing yellow eyes.
Fear, elation, and exhaustion hit Stolas all at once like a tidal wave. But before he can speak, his vision goes black.
Or: Human Witch Stolas accidentally summons Blitzø to Earth.
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13 Aug 2026
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It’s no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas. Well, when you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long—call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
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25 Jul 2026