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“You know what your problem is? You only think of yourself as a dad. You don’t realize how young you still are. We just gotta dress you right.”
Stolas, at thirty-four, experiments with being a teenage dirtbag.
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26 Sep 2026
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The Whiskey in my Bloodstream by vulgardarling (greyscalemuse)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 May 2024
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A long lost reupload, just in time to torture you again...
When Blitz gets a phone call from a trashy talk show host, he's not fully prepared for what drags him back towards his ex... but he shouldn't be surprised.
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13 Sep 2026
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Blitz had found himself coming back to this place bi-weekly just to see those lanky legs and used up bird puss sticking out of a wall, ready to get pummeled. Little did he know, Stolas was on the other side of it, lapping up all that delicious attention from his favorite client and doing everything in his power to keep this anonymous and professional... or, as professional as he could get within this line of work, at least.
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something so magic about you by fizziefrogs, implydone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2026
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Stolas forces himself to look up from the floor, heart racing and head spinning, towards the unknown figure looming above him from where he kneels.
Red and white skin. Large horns. Sharp teeth. Angry, glowing yellow eyes.
Fear, elation, and exhaustion hit Stolas all at once like a tidal wave. But before he can speak, his vision goes black.
Or: Human Witch Stolas accidentally summons Blitzø to Earth.
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13 Aug 2026
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It’s no picnic being married to a boring stiff like Stolas. Well, when you want somebody gone and you don't wanna wait too long—call the Immediate Murder Professionals!
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25 Jul 2026
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Stolas presenting as an Omega brought with it many pitfalls in the life plan Paimon set out for him. He was always mild mannered, and lacked the aggression and command that he would have gained as an Alpha. So to combat this (and also postpone having to marry Stella) Stolas proposes the idea of him attending college to gain experience socializing with a larger demographic. He aims his sights at joining a theater club, because what is attending large galas and balls if not a performance needing to be practiced?
It’s not 100% sound logic, but between his pitch, and a little help from his older brother Vassago, Paimon allows it under the following conditions: He live in a single dorm, he wears suppressant patches to cover the fact he’s an Omega, and he doesn’t make a fool of himself and subsequently the family. And if Stolas “accidentally” falls for and is marked by a different Alpha before he has to marry Stella? Well, that’s all according to Stolas’ plan.
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- Part 1 of CoolBeesBro Stolitz Misc. Works
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21 Jul 2026
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Two can keep a secret (if both of them are the same imp) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Jul 2026
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"How the fuck are you supposed to consent?" Blitzø asked Stolas when they were discussing this. Where said discussion suddenly came from he didn't fucking know. They were in the middle of their usual post marathon sex smoke break. Blitzø was just scrolling on his phone for a new carpet for his office since the old one had too many blood stains on it and honestly it was starting to stink.
"Beforehand? Obviously." Stolas seemed entirely dismissive of his concerns. Typical.
Blitzø felt irked. He wasn't ready to admit the whole concept felt weird. Fucking someone in their sleep? Seems shady. Blitzø is shady, sure, but not that shady. He just fucking shoots people dead is all.
"And if you change your mind?"
Stolas wants to try somnophilia.
Blitzø has reservations - quite unlike his dick.
Stolas and Blitzø's dick are the bestest of friends.Bookmarked by HelluvaBoink
20 Jul 2026
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Blitz’s eyes went wide as Stolas rose from where the guards had dropped them. There, prominent under the tight regal attire, was something new. Blitz reached his hand out to touch… well, it, but Stolas winced and covered himself with his cape.
“That’s… different,” Blitz whispered.
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21 Mar 2026
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I Was Always Going to Let You Down by cornsyrupfromhell (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
01 Apr 2026
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Blitzø Buckzo and his morally flexible crew of vampire hunters travel to a small town on west coast Canada in search of a vampire. Blitzø's top suspect is Stolas, a strange man who recently moved into the woods outside of town with his perpetually pissed off daughter.
But does Stolas live in an isolated, cold, dark house and wear fancy, old-time-y clothes because he's a vampire, or is he just Like That? And can Moxxie convince Blitzø that making out with him "nasty style" is a bad way to find out?
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06 Mar 2026
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Blitzø is a Tiny imp— four inches tall, give or take.
After his family's Tiny Circus burned down, he managed to get a gig as a purse imp for a royal Goetia, Lady Stella. But that shit sucked, so he bailed. Now he's secretly living in the walls of his former employer's palace, low-key making a hobby of spying on her very pretty husband.
Prince Stolas is giant, and hot, and magical, but he's got a lot going on. Like being giant, and married, and stressed the fuck out about a ball or something. Oh, and caring for his toddler, Octavia, all by himself.
When Blitzø finds out Stolas has a spell that could potentially make him grow Big, he naturally tries to steal it, straight out of that fancy-ass magic book. And when Stolas catches him at it, he offers Blitzø a deal: help look after Octavia until the day of the ball, and Stolas will help him access the spell, long-term, and they'll go their separate ways.
Easiest gig ever! As long as no pesky feelings get in the way...
Written for Helluva Mini Bang 2025, featuring art by Moth5577 and Whimstories!
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18 Feb 2026
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Stolas of the Ars Goetia, once promising, is now an embarrassment amongst his kind due to his affliction. The Devil’s Bite, a nasty curse that befell him before his wedding, has left him infertile and incapable of coupling, lest they face the consequences.
Without the ability to produce an heir, the prince remains unwed and shunned, while other demons trouble themselves with the challenge of conquering the Devil’s Bite.
The Challenge is as follows: break the prince’s curse and be rewarded with handsome riches.
The stipulation? Successfully bed Stolas of the Ars Goetia with one’s manhood intact.
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09 Feb 2026
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Striker figures the best way to keep Blitzø distracted is with his dick.
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Part 2 of my sworn dedication to making these two fuck. The only difference between this and Save A Horse is that I gotta a beta reader this time. Everyone say Thank You Silver
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27 Jan 2026
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Blitz Buckzo, psychopomp for hire, spends his days drinking, getting kicked out of taverns, and helping confused ghosts move on to whatever happens next after they kick the bucket. When he is hired by Andrealphus to get rid of the pesky ghost of his ex-brother-in-law haunting the secluded palace in the middle of the woods, Blitz discovers that things aren’t all as they appear. Now it's up to Blitz to figure out what is going on in the palace while trying to avoid his growing attraction to the ghost prince. Is it possible to fall in love with someone who isn’t even alive?
Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion Bang featuring art by Whimstories
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26 Jan 2026
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Five times Stolas wishes for a New Year's kiss, and one time he gets one.
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01 Jan 2026
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just the thought of your body by implydone for minkinkas
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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It's a year since Sinsmas and Blitzø is determined to get Stolas a nice gift. But whenever he asks, Stolas just avoids the question. So, he takes matters into his own hands. Er, brain.
Or: Blitzø takes a mind-reading potion and things sure do happen.
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- Part 15 of smut oneshots
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26 Dec 2025
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That's what he said. What he meant was “Have you? Have you ever thought about what you're missing? What I can't give you? Do you wish that you could change me?”
The downside about not saying what you mean is that the other person can't hear you.
Or, the one where Stolas has a gender crisis and it's kiiiinda Blitzø's fault.
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11 Nov 2025
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Blitzø rocked in and out of Stolas at a leisurely pace, almost more grinding than actually fucking. He just couldn’t help the need to be as deep as possible, to fully embed himself in Stolas’ very essence. If he didn’t already know it would end in flames, Blitzø would willingly crawl into the cavity of Stolas’ chest and curl around his heart. To protect it or to hoard it he wasn’t sure, but it would never happen anyway.
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17 Sep 2025
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Stolas is discovered hiding on Captain Blitzø's ship and things sure do happen.
Or: pirate smut inspired by the summer merch
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- Part 8 of smut oneshots
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19 Aug 2025
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There were plenty of good smugglers in the 'verse, and cheats of every variety, but no one took on the dirty jobs with as much enthusiasm and flair as the crew of the Imp. When offered three hundred credits to assassinate a deeply unpopular Alliance noble in the middle of an ill-conceived tour of her exploited colonies, Captain Blitzø immediately charted the course. But the spanner jammed the engine when he was separated from his crew and forced to ingratiate himself with the target's browbeaten husband to avoid being discovered. So what that the fellow was tall and pitiful and attractive in an aristocratic kind of way if one were into that kind of thing? Blitzø could totally be professional about this. No problem.
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14 Aug 2025
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Most teenagers couldn’t wait for their 18th birthday, because for most teenagers it symbolized a time when you truly gained your independence and had the freedom to do what you wanted when you wanted.
For Stolas, turning 18 felt like the exact opposite.
“What if you married someone terrible? Like… someone super embarrassing, or whatever… that even if your Dad made you get a divorce no one wanted to marry you because of how terrible they were?” Blitzø asked.
Stolas stared at him for a long while before answering. “I am marrying someone terrible and embarrassing. Her name is Stella.”
“No, Stols.. what I’m saying is what if you married someone like an imp? Wouldn’t that be enough to make them not want you anymore? Matter of fact, make it a dude, just to really drive it home to the other Geotia that you’re totally unhinged.”
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Or; Stolas and Blitzø remained friends after meeting as children, and Blitzø has the brilliant plan for them to get married to tarnish the Prince's reputation so that no other Goetia will want to marry him. And for absolutely NO other reason, or ulterior motive. At all.
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12 Aug 2025