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you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Jul 2024
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“You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”
He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”
“Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”
“Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”
Movie spoilers.
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03 Aug 2024
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After accepting Shanks’ invitation to stay aboard the Red Force, former Warlord and Alpha Swordsman Dracule Mihawk charts unfamiliar territory with the faint hope that he and Shanks might be able to recover what they once lost over thirteen years ago. Still, there’s a well of hurt that keeps Mihawk at arms length and a fear that he’s making a mistake by reopening old wounds. However, if there is one sure fact about Dracule Mihawk it’s that he does not run from a challenge.
Whether this challenge will bring closure to the past or open a door to a brighter future, only time will tell.
Meanwhile, Pirate Emperor Shanks is a man of many faces and even more responsibilities. He’s a man whose reputation is world renown, and wherever he goes, high expectation is sure to follow. Yet, underneath the burden wrought by being one of the world’s strongest, is an alpha whose heart yearns for a second chance to make amends for the mistakes of the past. Mihawk is willing to accept his hand in a tentative truce to try again, and Shanks vows that by any means necessary, he will not mess this up again.
*mentioned/background ZoLu*
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- Part 2 of The Alpha Emporium
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10 Jul 2024
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In which Akira absolutely does not learn to leave well enough alone.
(alternate title: A Fork in Want of a Light Socket)
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- Part 1 of Hungry Thirsty Roots
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- English
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- 16,780
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- 1/1
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- 112
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14 Apr 2024
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“I’m going to give you the one thing you want most in the entire world. The one thing your heart yearns for, even if you don’t realize it.”
Goro draws in a sharp breath at the sight of the familiar silhouette in his kitchen, long and lanky with tousled black hair. It’s been more than a year, but he still hasn’t forgotten the way Akira moves.
Akira turns and smiles, his messy dark hair falling over his forehead, his eyes a brilliant sunflower yellow.
“Ah, but there’s a catch. You’ll always know it isn’t real.”
now with gorgeous fan art by Blazhy and reveriesky (Sora)
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- Part 1 of build you a cathedral
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,296
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 267
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- 3,019
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11 Apr 2024
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[Message left on Mihawk's Den Den Mushi at 2:30 AM]
Why would you do that? Why would you do that to me? I don't fucking get it. You don't love me, do you?
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10 Mar 2024
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“You really need to take better care of yourself, Mackerel,” Chuuya said lightly, running his own soothing fingers through limp hair.
A red hot ball lodged itself in his throat, restricting his airflow and causing equally as scalding tears to form at the rim of his eyes.
“Sometimes you don’t need to follow your dreams,” he continued, “because they can- they can mess with your head even- even-” Chuuya inhaled sharply, greedily sucking in air as he fell on his ass, right in between Dazai’s legs. “Even if it’s too late for you.”
Or
The times Chuuya took care of Dazai after his suicide attempts.
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- Part 18 of All hail our lord and savior Chuuya Nakahara
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
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- 182
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- 2,456
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14 Nov 2023
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In the Bedroom Down the Hall by thebackwardsstep
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
26 Jan 2022
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Dazai and Chuuya have lost something incomprehensible.
It’s hard to pack the boxes.
It’s hard to accept that all they can do now is remember.
- Language:
- English
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- 14,852
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
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- 454
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- 1,588
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14 Nov 2023
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“Maybe,” Dazai purrs, fingers brushing softly against the little blue ribbon that keeps Chuuya’s hair in place. “Maybe Chuuya is my something blue. What do you think, chibi? Now I just need something borrowed—”
“Shut the fuck up,” Chuuya hisses.
Ane-San was so right.
“Do you want something borrowed, Dazai? Then it’s your fucking lucky day because we are on borrowed time. And unless you do something about it, it’s gonna end very soon.”
[Dazai is about to marry a girl Mori has picked for him - a girl Dazai might even like if he tries hard enough.
Problem is, he never imagined he could fall for his wedding planner.]Russian translation by Orliade here.
Russian translation by @chixaemvmeste here.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,034
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 3
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- 282
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12 Oct 2023
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Reclusive bachelor, Dracule Mihawk, is horrified when the property next-door sells and he’s suddenly faced with the revolting fact that he now has a neighbour. A very loud, cheerful neighbour who makes it his mission to become Mihawk’s friend (and maybe more). Mihawk refuses over and over and over again, until circumstance forces him to rely on Shanks, and time and close proximity makes him (reluctantly) re-evaluate his entire life and what (who) he wants in it.
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- Part 1 of Second Chances
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,210
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 257
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- 187
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- 12,457
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22 Sep 2023
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Mihawk knew from the moment he saw Shanks Akagami walk in on his first day at the office wearing flip-flops and swaggering in cargo shorts, that the charismatic redhead would prove to be nothing but trouble. Of course, Mihawk is rarely—if ever—wrong, and Shanks proves to be exactly what Mihawk expects: trouble.
Irresistible, cocky, and good-looking trouble.
Yet, to Mihawk’s credit, he’s never shied away from a challenge, and he certainly won’t cower in the face of a man who smiles brighter than the sun and acts as if he’s god’s gift to man. If anything, Mihawk has something to prove, and it’s that he will not be just another among many who fall for Akagami’s charms. It doesn’t matter how hot Shanks is, or how intently he stares, or how infuriatingly easy it is for Shanks to dig under Mihawk’s skin—Mihawk will not be swayed.
Except, being swayed is the least of Mihawk’s concerns, especially when Shanks decides to rock his entire world instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,885
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 172
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- 6,988
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- 44,026
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22 Sep 2023
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“Why?” Dazai asked into the room. The question left his mouth but stayed in his head where it rattled around incessantly. Why, why, why. The endless rigmarole.
“Oh you’re still here?”
“Why?” Dazai repeated with more pathos.
“Why what?” Chuuya responded, still not looking up from his book. “I need you to be a little less cryptic.”
“Why do you want to have sex with me?”
In which: Chuuya wants Dazai, but Dazai's self-image doesn't align with the idea of being wanted. They talk about it, and in the process discover how weak Dazai is for kind words.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,263
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 64
- Kudos:
- 2,331
- Bookmarks:
- 319
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- 23,294
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12 Sep 2023
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Eyes are windows to the soul (so I keep my curtains closed) by purplesan for Ultimate_Fangod
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Apr 2019
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Chuuya Nakahara was born as a mortal to two immortal beings whom he had never met. Then, he’d been cast onto the earth as if it was nothing.
He was lucky to have the mercy of the Gods, and he was still very grateful to work at Elise’s temple in exchange for the means to keep living.
His life was peaceful, until Fyodor Dostoyevsky, God of the sea, came around and wrecked it.
How did you survive in a world that saw you as nothing but a monster?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,758
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 159
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- 1,214
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- 17,041
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05 Sep 2023
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Solstice (words are futile devices) by iskendaris
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Aug 2018
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For Senren, based on her wonderful yokai comic featuring Kitsune!Dazai and Tengu!Chuuya
Art is by Shao, thank you very much for collaborating with me!
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“I’ve never met a kitsune who ran a teahouse before.” A fiery eyebrow rose in challenge as he stared across the low table to the beautifully dressed okami before him.
“I could say the same for you.” Dazai said mockingly, a wicked smile on painted lips. “Who knew that a tengu would lower their pride and fight for the humans too?”
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- English
- Words:
- 39,260
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 145
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- 1,561
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- 29,815
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05 Sep 2023
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6 years after defecting from the Port Mafia with his partner, Dazai has many things on his mind: what to do about the freaky mind control kid who is now his orphan to take care of; how to defeat the Guild before they destroy Yokohama entirely, without any intel or plans yet; and… the prospect of marriage. With his boyfriend. Yeah, there’s a lot to figure out.
sequel to hey look, the sky’s falling apart
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- Part 2 of never been happier
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,148
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 152
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- 2,108
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- 260
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- 28,831
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05 Sep 2023
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mors vincit omnia: Latin for "death conquers all"
Chuuya has been repeatedly told that he is a loose canon. He doesn’t understand the full extent of that truth, however, until he’s tasked with arresting Dazai Osamu…and he ends up joining him on a treasure hunt instead.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,295
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Collections:
- 2
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- 1,061
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- 2,411
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- 565
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05 Sep 2023
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to freeze or to thaw by lesbianhowlpendragon
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Anastasia (1997)
27 Jun 2023
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Despite his earlier apprehension, Chuuya falls asleep relatively quickly.
In his sleep, he nuzzles his face into Dazai’s chest. He doesn’t mind. He merely cradles Chuuya’s sleeping frame, thinking about how damn scared he was to have almost lost the man in his arms.
He relishes in every small puff of breath he feels against his neck, because it means Chuuya’s still alive. Still here. He doesn’t think there’s any going back from this, now.
You don’t feel this way about the man you’re using as a pawn in an elaborate international con.
OR: the skk anastasia au that has refused to leave my head <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,303
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 323
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- 1,213
- Bookmarks:
- 322
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- 34,905
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05 Sep 2023
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My Body is Your Body (I Won't Tell Anybody) by thereweregiants
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 Nov 2022
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Thanks to a rogue ability user, Dazai and Chuuya find themselves switching bodies.
...yeah, there's no way this ends well.- Language:
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- Words:
- 26,499
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 54
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- 1,759
- Bookmarks:
- 471
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- 19,232
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31 Aug 2023
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Every Kiss Begins With Kaveh by brainrot exe (brainrotexe)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jan 2024
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Tighnari refused to back down, that coy smile stuck to his face like glue. “I was just thinking… maybe he’d have more fun with me.”
“With you?” Al Haitham sneered. The air was stiff, the space between them growing ever thin, the warmth of Al Haitham’s hand seeping through Tighnari's shirt.
“Yeah.” Tighnari breathed, meeting Al Haitham’s sharp eyes, “I just don’t believe you could satisfy Kaveh… let alone me.”
Or: A drunk round of spin the bottle quickly spirals out of control.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,162
- Chapters:
- 7/8
- Comments:
- 450
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- 5,171
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- 111,139
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08 May 2023
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Alhaitham knew that something had to be wrong when Kaveh is gone, leaving nothing behind but a letter with an apology.
Kaveh never apologizes.
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Kaveh finds himself standing at the edge of a balcony hidden way up in the Divine Tree.
The voices tell him to jump.- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 89
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- 46,331
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05 May 2023
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Just one bite; to taste, and let go.
Or, the on-field flirting is getting a little ridiculous.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,556
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
- Comments:
- 811
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- 23,704
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- 278,652
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03 Jan 2023