IamUselessAllTheTime
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When I Saw Your Face by UselessPerson (IamUselessAllTheTime)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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Omega Alastor and angel Lucifer, I don't know what else to say, he's a cannibal.
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- Part 1 of Somewhat weekly fics
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Stories now told by UselessPerson (IamUselessAllTheTime)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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It was a bright and sunny day in Hell, birds chirping, people screaming, and faint jazz music coming through the radio. Thanks a lot Alastor, you mumbled sarcastically. Overall you had been having a good day. Charlie had organized a picnic with the members of the hotel, and it was going about as well as something can in Hell. At least the blanket was soft and the food was decent.
I wanted to make a series where all my impulsive/intrusive thoughts get put into writing
Also I wanted to write something weird af
It's both
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- Part 3 of Somewhat weekly fics
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The Man on the Radio by UselessPerson (IamUselessAllTheTime)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Mar 2024
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“You don’t think that could’ve been used as an icebreaker instead of what we did??” Alastor said. He was slightly out of breath from running by the time they reached the elevator. They were just waiting for it to go up to the medical floor where the egg was.
That's about as much plot as this has. Chapter 2 has art my friend made.
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- Part 2 of Somewhat weekly fics
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Somewhat weekly fics by UselessPerson (IamUselessAllTheTime)
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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A collection of fanfic that I make with my friends whenever I have time. The updates are inconsistent at best but I try. Most of these have Alastor in them, he's my favorite character.
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- 7,075
- Works:
- 3
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r/relationship_advice
u/notsas95 • 1hin love with my commanding officer?? what do i do
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In which Soap is drunk and desperate, and Reddit is the key to all knowledge.- Language:
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Bookmarked by IamUselessAllTheTime
23 Feb 2025
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Kicking your feet n shit /positive (ur in chapter 5)
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No Longer A Danger To Himself Or Others by oshikiri_toru
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Mar 2025
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After Simon comes back wrong from a deployment, Tommy does the only thing he can think of to keep his family safe. He asks Simon to leave. After years without contact, the hand of fate places them back together at Simon's wedding.
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“Two guys walk into a bar,” Ghost says.
“Not in the mood,” Johnny growls.
Silence.
“The third ducks.”
“Bleeding Jesus, Ghost,” Johnny mutters.
“Why don’t dinosaurs talk?” Ghost asks. He rocks back on his heels, face still pointed upwards.
“I’m not doing this with you,” Johnny says.
“Why don’t dinosaurs talk, Johnny?”
There’s a perfect stream of water falling off the ends of a branch a few yards off. It’s making a tiny pond in the forest floor far below, a pond that is slowly swelling out of its banks and turning into a river, trickling through fallen leaves and bracken. Johnny stares at that, refusing to meet Ghost’s eyes. He’d swung his gaze around to look at Johnny, head tilted slightly down, eyes glinting light through the darkness of the mask and greasepaint. That look turns Johnny’s spine to jello, breaks down his resolve and makes something dangerous warm in his stomach. He doesn’t know if Ghost is aware that he does it, if he knows how fast Johnny’s resolve crumbles at that look.
“Why don’t they talk, ye fuckin’ bobber?” Johnny says through grit teeth.
“Because they’re dead.”
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In which Simon Riley is reborn to save Ghost. -
Second Chance (Dsmp ff series) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP, DSMP - Fandom, mcyt
06 Jan 2022
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A world where tragedy and chaos coexist with second chances and new beginnings; promises of change along with betrayal and pain; A glimpse of hope beyond clouds of ash shines through... dim but evident. Is anyone deserving of over a single chance? Can people really change their ways? Possibilities await, yet be wary of the answers that follow- as they aren’t always pretty. Do remember… the prey can become the predators, the weak can become the strong… and the seemingly harmless, may be deadly.
(NOT abandoned, just been busy with work.)
(Posting actively as of 11/8/21)
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- Part 1 of Second Chance
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nocturnal animals by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jun 2022
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Again, Tommy knew he shouldn’t care. But he knew he’d never be able to live with himself if he did what Wilbur asked. This guy deserved a chance to live, even if he was undead. His chance at a normal human life had been stolen, and while Tommy couldn’t explain why, he felt like he had to make that up to him.
“Just… let me try to find you a blood source that doesn’t involve hurting people,” Tommy said, squeezing his shoulders. “Once we get that worked out, and you don’t have to worry about feeding, we can figure out where to go from there.”
The frustration slowly leaked out of Wilbur’s face, until the only thing left in the lines of his forehead was exhaustion. Not physical exhaustion, but something more. Something deeper.
“You’re the worst fucking vampire hunter I’ve ever met.”
aka the fic where Tommy's google search history is probably 'what do I do when the vampire I'm trying to kill is depressed as hell and I feel too bad to actually kill him?'
(turns out the answer is 'make him your roommate and have a found family arc together')