7 Bookmarks by IamUselessAllTheTime
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No Longer A Danger To Himself Or Others by oshikiri_toru
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
13 Mar 2025
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After Simon comes back wrong from a deployment, Tommy does the only thing he can think of to keep his family safe. He asks Simon to leave. After years without contact, the hand of fate places them back together at Simon's wedding.
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“Two guys walk into a bar,” Ghost says.
“Not in the mood,” Johnny growls.
Silence.
“The third ducks.”
“Bleeding Jesus, Ghost,” Johnny mutters.
“Why don’t dinosaurs talk?” Ghost asks. He rocks back on his heels, face still pointed upwards.
“I’m not doing this with you,” Johnny says.
“Why don’t dinosaurs talk, Johnny?”
There’s a perfect stream of water falling off the ends of a branch a few yards off. It’s making a tiny pond in the forest floor far below, a pond that is slowly swelling out of its banks and turning into a river, trickling through fallen leaves and bracken. Johnny stares at that, refusing to meet Ghost’s eyes. He’d swung his gaze around to look at Johnny, head tilted slightly down, eyes glinting light through the darkness of the mask and greasepaint. That look turns Johnny’s spine to jello, breaks down his resolve and makes something dangerous warm in his stomach. He doesn’t know if Ghost is aware that he does it, if he knows how fast Johnny’s resolve crumbles at that look.
“Why don’t they talk, ye fuckin’ bobber?” Johnny says through grit teeth.
“Because they’re dead.”
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r/relationship_advice
u/notsas95 • 1hin love with my commanding officer?? what do i do
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23 Feb 2025
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Kicking your feet n shit /positive (ur in chapter 5)
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Second Chance (Dsmp ff series) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP, DSMP - Fandom, mcyt
06 Jan 2022
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A world where tragedy and chaos coexist with second chances and new beginnings; promises of change along with betrayal and pain; A glimpse of hope beyond clouds of ash shines through... dim but evident. Is anyone deserving of over a single chance? Can people really change their ways? Possibilities await, yet be wary of the answers that follow- as they aren’t always pretty. Do remember… the prey can become the predators, the weak can become the strong… and the seemingly harmless, may be deadly.
(NOT abandoned, just been busy with work.)
(Posting actively as of 11/8/21)
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- Part 1 of Second Chance
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nocturnal animals by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jun 2022
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Again, Tommy knew he shouldn’t care. But he knew he’d never be able to live with himself if he did what Wilbur asked. This guy deserved a chance to live, even if he was undead. His chance at a normal human life had been stolen, and while Tommy couldn’t explain why, he felt like he had to make that up to him.
“Just… let me try to find you a blood source that doesn’t involve hurting people,” Tommy said, squeezing his shoulders. “Once we get that worked out, and you don’t have to worry about feeding, we can figure out where to go from there.”
The frustration slowly leaked out of Wilbur’s face, until the only thing left in the lines of his forehead was exhaustion. Not physical exhaustion, but something more. Something deeper.
“You’re the worst fucking vampire hunter I’ve ever met.”
aka the fic where Tommy's google search history is probably 'what do I do when the vampire I'm trying to kill is depressed as hell and I feel too bad to actually kill him?'
(turns out the answer is 'make him your roommate and have a found family arc together')
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Duchenne (DSMP Superhero AU) by ArtyNicotine
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Mar 2024
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(The name of this fanfic will be changing to Duchenne on the first of April)
"It's okay mate, Dream can't hurt you."
The boy lowered his knife, tilting his head. A taunting gesture that Dream commonly used.
"Did you catch him?"
Thanatos looked away and Seiren busied himself with his hair. Icarus glared at both before turning back to the masked boy.
"No... he got away."
The masked boy's head tilted down. Thanatos and Seiren readied themselves to hear regret and terror, just like everyone else they freed from Dream's grasp.
Instead, the boy let out a sinister chuckle.
"Good."
AKA Dream being a terrible person and SBI being decent human beings.
Edit: A certain someone has had his name taken out of this book and replaced with a different name.Series
- Part 1 of Duchenne (DSMP Superhero AU)
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
Or,
Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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24 Jul 2022