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    What it says on the tin.

    Third year (may or may not have been expecting to be traveling during the 2020 Phight but we don't talk about that...) going strong! Team Human all the way.

     

     

    As of 3 October 2022: Blood Magic and The Roommate are both actively in progress, I am on the Struggle Bus here in the offline world, but they are both still on my mind and the progress is slow and unsteady and still progressing!

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    PhicPhight 2019!

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    Collection of one-shots for Mechtober 2020!
    Everything is crossposted to my tumblr @herding-octokittens

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    Jonny has always had the worst aim on the Aurora. This is common knowledge among the rest of the Mechanisms (and anyone who is lucky enough to survive an encounter with them). He can't shoot straight to save his own life!

    That doesn't mean he can't shoot straight to save his friends' lives...

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    An alchemical accident throws Mustang through the Gate into London, 1995. He just finished one secret revolution against a corrupt fascist government, and now he's stuck in another?

    Also, this "magic" is bullshit.

    Updates (currently) the last day of the month.

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    27 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Arthur had gone mad. Merlin had always suspected it would happen someday, and that day was today. They had survived dozens if not hundreds of attacks, magical and mundane alike, they had lost Camelot and won it again, and secured it for good, and now, at the height of their victory, Arthur had gone mad.

    Really, it was unfair. If anyone had a right to be mad in this situation, it was Merlin. He’d been doing all the work, and now he was going to have to put up not only with a mad king, but with a mad lover too. It was like something out of a bad ballad.

    “You want to legalize magic?”

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    27 Apr 2026

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    There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide

    It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)

    The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.

    There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)

    Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    All the helpful all the time!!!

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    With a record-breaking transfer fee in the 2018 off-season, Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa and wrecked his entire career and legacy in one go. Three years later, in a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint in Canada, a few of the Boston Raiders reckon with why.

    Relatedly, Shane Hollander is getting married.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Rocky and Grace break the incredibly specific Hail Mary accent to Erid at large.

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    26 Apr 2026