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    What it says on the tin.

    Third year (may or may not have been expecting to be traveling during the 2020 Phight but we don't talk about that...) going strong! Team Human all the way.

     

     

    As of 3 October 2022: Blood Magic and The Roommate are both actively in progress, I am on the Struggle Bus here in the offline world, but they are both still on my mind and the progress is slow and unsteady and still progressing!

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    PhicPhight 2019!

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    Collection of one-shots for Mechtober 2020!
    Everything is crossposted to my tumblr @herding-octokittens

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    Jonny has always had the worst aim on the Aurora. This is common knowledge among the rest of the Mechanisms (and anyone who is lucky enough to survive an encounter with them). He can't shoot straight to save his own life!

    That doesn't mean he can't shoot straight to save his friends' lives...

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ryu Rumi cannot die.

    Rather, she can, but she can choose not to. For some reason, whenever she dies, her soul wakes up in the demon realm; so long as she's connected by love to someone in the living world, she will always fight her way out of hell to make it back to them.

    Mira and Zoey have no idea that Rumi's "near-death experiences" aren't near at all. No idea that they are the anchors keeping her alive. No idea that Rumi is anything other than human.

    But that doesn't matter. Rumi doesn't care. She loves them, and she will always find a way to come home.

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    22 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    2:33 AM

    Jet: Whoever is exercising in Bedroom 5 right now, I would kindly request that you be quieter as a consideration to your shipmates. It is 2:33 AM. 

    2:50 AM

    Jet: If you do not quiet yourself in the next five minutes I will enter and make the request in person.

    2:55 AM

    Jet: I have some regrets.

    // or, the Aurinko Crime Family groupchat fic that apparently didn't exist yet

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    22 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    The first few weapons, a series of knives and plasmacutters and the occasional blaster or two, came out of fairly obvious places. Most were strapped on the inside of his coat, while a couple hid in his shoe. The most outrageous place any weapon seemed to hide was along the inside of his corset.

    “Why the hell do you have that many?” Juno sputtered.

    “It pays well to be prepared, darling,” Nureyev shrugged, plunging a hand down his shirt and retrieving another knife from somewhere Juno couldn’t see.

    “Does it pay to be that prepared?”

    Free commission for @k9cat on tumblr!!

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    22 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    It was snowing in Twelve too, just the barest dusting to soften everything. At the station, someone had hung a banner that said 'Welcome Home!' under the reasonable assumption that nobody would be coming to District 12 at New Year's if they weren't coming home.

    They were right, of course, except for me.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Edward had been roaming that earth for a thousand years. He had been through persecutions, crusades, he watched the rise of magic and the fall of empires, and yet the greatest challenge he faced was reuniting with his family and finding a way back home. After six hundred years of hunting down his student Nicolas Flamel for the stolen half of the philospher's stone, he finds it at Hogwarts in the hands of a wizard he would rather forget. However, instead of returning the stone to him, Dumbledore has other plans for the ancient hero. In a battle against his own past and the unknown future, Edward struggles to find a way to get him and the 50 million other Amestrian souls back home.

    IN OTHER WORDS: The Promised day didn't go as planned and Edward found himself in the 992AD wizarding world immortalized by the philosophers stone. After being betrayed by Flamel and tricked by Dumbledore, he gets trapped at Hogwarts in 1992. All he wants to do is go home, but the future works in mysterious ways.
    HP book 2/Brotherhood. Please Review.

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    16 Dec 2025