Im_A_Terrible_Person



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  1. Summary

    Gleefully succumbing to the BabyGravy agenda.

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  2. Summary

    Armandiel and some Zamasian. Mostly smut.

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  3. Summary

    Me working through my MCR obsession.

    Edit: Obsession successfully cured. It was fun while it lasted.

    Fics are in order of depreciating quality. Enjoy.

    Edit 2: MCR was my #1 artist this year and Peterick is infecting my brain. Fic may be pending.

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  4. Summary

    An exercise into writing for oneself rather than others.

    Thank you for reading, it means a lot.

    Criticism welcome!! And insults. Strangely, they do more for my ego than compliments.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    As Hector watches the MC talks with the Hanks, he feels acutely inadequate. How could someone who looks like him ever win the heart of someone so beautiful, when there's an infinite amount of alternatives for her to choose from?

    He does what anyone else would do in such a situation- write it out!

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    14 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so fucking real I love it and love a pathetic man love HIM.

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    15 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Me and my ED have a complicated relationship with this series. That being said, absolute bangers all the way through.

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    Viktor leads a pretty uneventful life as a busy PhD student but with all his time occupied by his studies, his sex life has unfortunately fallen to the sidelines. All until a chance encounter with the university's rugby team captain leads to a proposal that Viktor can't turn down.

    Or: Jayce has a massive cock and once Viktor finds out he will do almost anything to get it inside of him.

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    13 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SENSATIONAL.

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    “We may have had a secondary motive for inviting you out tonight,” Assad said, his gaze slipping to Luke’s lips as if to eliminate any doubt about what the motive was. “And we had a suspicion that you might be open to it.” He pitched the statement up at the end, like a question.

    “You’re not very subtle, kid,” Eric told Luke flatly from the other side of the sofa.

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    29 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A smut fic of the highest order. Not a single pet peeve.

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    “I could teach you how to do this, too!” She’d used that refrain so many times today, it seemed, that it was the first thing her mind reached for when presented with a blank slate. She imagined herself saying, I’ll teach you how to flirt and flounce, how to fix your hair, and how to touch yourself.

    Or: Glinda gets Elphaba off for educational purposes and they both have a lot of feelings about it.

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    29 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reminded me why I'm bi.