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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that naming Shane Hollander as your celebrity crush does not make you gay.

    It just means you love hockey.

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    02 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.

    Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.

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    02 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    if, on the night of the commercial shoot, Yuna actually spoke to Ilya in the elevator, invited him to dinner with her family, and accidentally blue-balled her own son.

    ft. dinner with a panicked/horny Shane, a Ilya on his best behavior and worst flirting game, a proud mother Yuna patting herself on her back, and a David Hollander really just wanted more fries but Yuna had said no.

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    02 May 2026

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    "Funny I am being accused of cheating at hockey by someone known for cheating on his wife"
    After Shane officially leaves the Metros, Commeau goes on record to accuse him of throwing the last playoff game against Ottawa. Shane discovers Twitter and an ability to chirp.

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    01 May 2026

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    Shane heard himself say the words from a distance, as if he was standing somewhere on the other side of the room.

    “I’ve been sleeping with him since we were nineteen and I think I’m in love with him.”

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    Shane never ran off the night of the tuna melt, but the boys still failed to have an honest conversation about any of it. Instead, they trip and fall into a whole new level of maybe-accidentally-dating situationship hell. Shane needs to confess his feelings and define the relationship.

    Things don’t go according to plan.

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    01 May 2026