13 Works by IntWitch
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Does It Really Count As Dying If You Get Better? by IntWitch
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
04 May 2026
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Darcy Graves didn’t really expect to die. She expected to eventually of course, but she never really expected for it to happen directly after the ritual, and she never really expected that her mentor would be the one to kill her either.
What she definitely never expected was the Drifter turning her. Thanks to some mix of pity, boredom, and a desire for amusement he saved her. If you counted being turned into a blood sucking undead as ‘saved’ anyway.
Joining the ranks of those she was trying to honor wasn’t exactly ideal, but there were surely worse fates than being turned into an immortal undead, and it beat bleeding out in an alleyway. Infernus promised to inflict some of them on her if she ever scared her by showing up and bleeding on Jezebel’s floor again.
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A Shaded Gem by IntWitch
Fandoms: RWBY, Sonic the Hedgehog (IDW Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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When Ruby Rose stumbles through a portal between worlds she's left with a lot of questions. Who brought her here? How is she going to get home? Why does Shadow keep eating coffee beans? This world is a big place, and seemingly almost always in danger. Between looking for answers and helping save it she has a lot to do.
Or, two different characters with red and black color schemes, trauma, and super speed and the shenanigans that ensue.
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The Strange Case of Groundskeeper Jekyll and Penrose Hyde by IntWitch
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
24 Mar 2026
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Being a Groundskeeper is normally a boring job. Normally. Unfortunately, this is Tracen Academy, where normal was taken to a farm upstate a long, long time ago. So when he accidentally becomes Agnes Tachyon's test subject for a concoction that temporarily turns you into an Umamusume, it isn't very surprising. Although while she has the opportunity, she might as well see what racing actually feels like. It's not like she's going to get stuck as an Uma or anything.
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Tessa has always been a little weird. She keeps having odd dreams about being a human in a manor. And those murder drones her sister has a crush on seem strangely familiar. The more time she spends with them the more she misses J, whoever that is.
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Jessica leaves Morgan alone in the basement before she finds Serra. As a consequence, Morgan and Serra are given more time to look into David's death, so when they stumble on his diary Morgan begins to wonder if trying to hide Serra as an android is really the best option, when she's too human to do it effectively.
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Emily finds out she's growing fangs.
Alastor 'helps'.
Lucifer actually helps.
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Fuck DxD Canon: Lesbians, Sluts, and Harem Antics by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Highschool DxD (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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In which Issei makes drugs, Vali is a whore, and also half our main cast is a Touhou reference. Also there's a lot of sluttery and harem antics, both straight, gay, and bisexual in nature.
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- Part 7 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck RWBY Canon 2: Bigger, Gayer, Dumber by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: RWBY
11 Aug 2025
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Team RWBY, but...
Ruby Rose is an Eldritch Abomination (NOT God) and mother of a bunch of squid kids (though she'd love more)
Weiss, formerly Schnee- THE GRIMM ARE ENDLESS BLOOD IS FUEL
Blake Belladonna is content to dodge as much child support as possible utilizing her half devil powers and study of the blade
Yang Xiao-Long won worst father award 20 years running and is semi-content with just running the Vale underworld
...Ozpin doesn't have enough alcohol for this. At least Qrow doesn't need his stores anymore, considering the horror movie bullshit he got turned into.
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- Part 6 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck RWBY Canon V1: The Short-Lived Adventures Team AJKS by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, InternecionWitch (IntWitch), ResiRess, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: RWBY
25 May 2025
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Argo Waiporoporo is only there on orders from Sienna.
Jinxy is just trying to find a place in the world.
Kuro Akagumo wants to become a cyborg.
Hima Starwort is doing her best to make her parents proud.
And Zinnia Vega is the dumb bitch assistant professor tasked with keeping her pack of dipshits from burning out.
Whether or not she succeeds at this is entirely up to chance.
An entry in the Fuck Canon series that died before it went anywhere, sadly.
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- Part 5 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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The rotlings used to be human too once upon a time. There's no reason Mel couldn't also join the ranks of the rotlings loitering for eternity on a long abandoned earth. So when the secret of her humanity slips out that's what she does. Surely an eternity with her soul chained to her decaying flesh could only end well, right?
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Tessa wakes up after she and J tried to stop Cyn from massacring the gala. Except she's different, she isn't human anymore.
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When a Silver-Eyed Warrior rose up in the wake of Beacon's demise, Salem sent out her orders. She sent out Tyrian, but Ruby would never go down without a fight. Yet when she escapes the grasp of a scorpion, she falls into the nest of a Raven.
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V9E8 spoilers, enter at your own risk!
Instead of ascending, like Neo thought she would, the tree spits Ruby back onto remnant, falling directly into the courtyard of Shade Academy.
Qrow knows what it feels like to hate yourself. He helps Ruby pick herself up and tries to help her heal from her wounds.