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Alastor found the golden opportunity to capture his mark when Lucifer Morningstar himself wandered off to an isolated room at the party that he went to with his seemingly distant wife, Lillith. But after making the man unconscious and bringing him to his car he finds that he cannot go through with the hit on him. And no, it isn't for any sentimental reason. It's because the man is pregnant judging by the bulge starting to show on his stomach. Now Alastor may be a serial killer for hire, and he may even enjoy it, but he has one very firm rule; he refuses to harm a child, no matter the circumstances.
So now this was quite the pickle they both found themselves in. Because Lucifer woke up to find himself in a, admittedly very nice, cabin in the middle of the woods. Chained to a bed by his ankle, with his kidnapper sitting there telling him that until Alastor can get in touch with the person who hired him to kill Lucifer to clarify a few things, or Lucifer gives birth whichever came first, he was going to have to stay in that cabin. With his kidnapper. That he was getting more fond of by the day in spite of everything. Or he would have to die. Really at this point it was a coin flip.
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28 Nov 2025
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peter parker and a corner shop by Alexlively88
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker has had it rough. Having been dealt a shitty hand in life, he thought everything was going to get better when he fell in love. He thought wrong.
Now he's going to New York.
Or, Wade Wilson owns a corner shop in Queens, New York. Life is peaceful. One day, an omega tries to steal from him.
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- English
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- 151,950
- Chapters:
- 47/?
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- 3
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- 1,415
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05 Mar 2024
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Rin Okumura raised in Gehenna by his father, runs away to spend a few years away from his home. He tries to chart unknown territory as he acclimates to human life. Refusing to be a weapon in a war he wants nothing to do with, he tries to find meaning in a life that was never his, to begin with. How does he face his murderer who robbed him of his humanity from him?
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22 Feb 2024
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If I Put My Hands Around Your Wrists, Would You Fight Them by wiltedlotus
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Oct 2022
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Wei Wuxian continuously refuses to return to the Cloud Recesses with Lan Wangji.
Lan Wangji removes the concept of choice.HEED THE TAGS
H E E D THE T A G S(Wei Ying voice) Oh nooo Lan Zhan don't lock me up on the mountain oh noooo I would haaate that
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11 Oct 2023
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The Righteous Path to Evil by Jengabears
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
11 Jan 2023
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It starts with Lan Wangji holding a whip in the snow.
Of a determination Lan Qiren sees on his face. An expression he knows all too well. Lan Qiren’s threat won't stop him. It’s barely made him pause. The boy doesn't sit in repentance, but in relief. There is a confident, defiant warmth in his eyes which seems to melt the snow around him and set the whip ablaze upon his palms.
His nephew would disobey him. Of this, Qiren is sure.
He would find a way to return to that demon which ensnared him; and perhaps next time he goes, he would not get him back. Either that demon kills him, or ensnares him into his wicked ways.
Lan Qiren would not stand for it. Something had to be done...before it was too late. Too late to save Wangji... Too late to save his clan from the slow encroach of evil which that demon has wrought upon their world.
He would not stand by again and let another Wen sect rise up and claim the lives of the ones he loved. He would not repeat his mistake again.
This time, it will be he who acts first.
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Lan Qiren goes to Yiling with a group of disciples to kill or apprehend the Yiling Patriarch.
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09 Oct 2023
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Connecting The Pieces Until They Are A Whole Once More by SnowRabbit1821, StabYouWithMyAhogay
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2023
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Lan Wangji scanned the room with a cold look, making some elders involuntarily shiver at the hidden message that made them think about their hypocrisy. His gaze stopped on his uncle as he continued to speak, “The actions each one of us had taken after the war is a question towards our so-called righteousness.”
“….…..”
Silence filled the room as no one could think of anything else to say after hearing his words.
Lan Wangji died under the hands of the Lan Clan when he was receiving his punishment. Wei Ying died during the siege at Burial Mounds, his soul shattered, and wandered around Ghost City.
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng found his wandering soul and wondered what unfortunate events could have happened that had lead to the soul becoming so shattered. Therefore, they decided to search for the other soul pieces and find out what had happened.
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29 Sep 2023
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What Looks, What is Seen? by NotActuallyaSpider
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Nov 2023
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Bingge is dissatisfied with his life after encountering that other, sweeter, softer shizun, so he seeks to satiate his hunger in his own past. Past-Bingge is trapped in his own wardrobe by someone the very image of himself. Shen Jiu finds himself dealing with a version of his captor who wants something new from him, something more than just his suffering- the past is a complex web of misery and misunderstandings, will any of them be able to make it through to a better future?
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- 64,735
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- 23/23
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22 Sep 2023
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13 Sep 2023
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Fallen Moon by WitchyLemonPie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2025
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On a dreadful day at the Qiu manor, Qiu Jianluo finally decides to make his move on Shen Yuan, the slave boy he had been eyeing for quite sometime. It doesn't go as planned, though, as Shen Jiu hits him at the back of his head with a heavy vase, and finally runs out of that hellhole with Shen Yuan, Qi-Ge's promise no longer enough to keep the twins there.
Not really knowing the way around the Qiu manor, the twins venture into Bailu forest, a Haun Hua Palace territory. That's when Su Xiyan, the head disciple of Huan Hua, finds them on her night hunt and brings them to her shifu. Unbeknownst to the twins, they have come under the hand of yet another obsessive man.
Insert an insistent, annoying yet goofy Tianlang Jun _aka aspiring demon emperor_ , a "my friend steve" Zhuzhi Lang, a yandere-ish Yue Qingyuan and an awkward, crushing Liu Qingge.
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- Part 2 of Scum Villain Flavored Pies
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,568
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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- 1
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- 82
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- 794
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22 Apr 2023
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I choose you by Mara_f08
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2024
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Maybe he shouldn't have kidnapped a random kid of the street and given him a family, but what was he supposed to do when big, tearful, silver eyes stared at him in awe. Xie Lian saw himself in the small child and decided he had to help the common people once again. But as heavenly emperor, does that make his new son a prince of both the heavens and the ghost realm. He finally realised his new son was going to be an important piece in clearing all animosity throughout the three realms. He could already predict the pressure his son was going to go through but at least he'll have Hua Cheng and Xie Lian to back him when all others see and use him as their scapegoat and easy ticket into Godhood.
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- 22,201
- Chapters:
- 11/?
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14 Oct 2022
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Xie Lian Was Cangse Sanren by MoonlightMagic
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Sep 2022
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A little over twenty years ago when Xie Lian was hunting a creature, he was cursed with amnesia and a slightly different body. His memories eventually returned whilst the time in between became forgotten.
Until now.
Or Xie Lian was Cangse Sanren
(This will probably get revised eventually.)
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07 Oct 2022
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05 May 2022
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The Murder of Crows by cerbykerby
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
03 Nov 2020
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"By the Heavens, did you hear? The Yiling Patriarch has been invited to the Discussion Conference in Qinghe!"
Gossip was, by far, the fastest way for information to spread.
"What! Whose idea was that!?"
It was not the most accurate or most reliable method, but people were people, and the tedium of daily life would always bore them.
"I heard it was the Nie Sect leader's suggestion."
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After thirteen years in the Burial Mounds, the Yiling Patriarch finally makes a public reappearance. Civilians are scared. Cultivators are outraged. Sect Leaders are concerned. Wei Wuxian has been too quiet, they say, and nobody knows what dark horrors the Burial Mounds may now contain.
Wei Wuxian wouldn't quite call them dark horrors, but the description wasn't too far off.
(tl;dr Wei Wuxian lives, raises a whole gaggle of demonic cultivator children, and the cultivation world panics.)
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- Part 1 of The Murder of Crows
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 101,600
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Collections:
- 14
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09 Mar 2022
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Deprivation by Nelalila
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Sep 2022
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This series is a filthy book of mind games, torture, and rape. It's a "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" because it's brutal and messed up. At first, it was meant to be mostly torture porn, but then it somehow turned into this plotty thing I completely lost control over, exploring the complicated, twisted mindsets and the relationship between kidnapper and victim.A short and vague summary of the plot: In his junior year of high school, Peter, his history class, and some other people are taken hostage by the Avengers. Tony, the gruesome, terrifying leader of the Avengers, takes a nasty interest in Peter when he spots him amongst the hostages, and starts abusing him non stop. Determined to break Peter and turn him into a willing sex slave, Tony spares no effort in tormenting and manipulating him, but in time, he slowly starts to lose himself in the process. And when he finally finds out that his feelings for Peter are not what he thought they were, it might already be too late for his and for Peter’s sanity.
Part one and two feature the kidnapping, part three - that would be a spoiler. Part four contains some short stories and one-shots (which will still be updated from time to time).
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- 272,915
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- 4
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- 216
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01 Feb 2022
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Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2024
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With an almost trance-like detachment, Wei Wuxian touched his own neck, his fingers skimming over the fresh mark. The bite wound had stopped bleeding, although he had no doubts it would open again if agitated.
Bonded.
He was bonded for life.
"Shit," he whispered. He looked over at the sleeping form of Lan Wangji—the Second Prince of Gusu and, until his brother was found, the sole heir to the throne. "Oh, shit. Lan Qiren is going to kill me."
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Lan Wangji goes into a fevered rut and accidentally bonds with Wei Wuxian. When they next meet, he remembers none of it, and Wei Wuxian is determined to keep the bond a secret—even when he's sent to the Cloud Recesses to be a consort in Lan Wangji's harem.
(tl;dr concubine!wwx is already married to emperor!lwj, who has no idea. drama ensues.)
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- English
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- 165,388
- Chapters:
- 11/13
- Collections:
- 1
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- 4,358
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- 19,842
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28 Jan 2022
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Shine Brightly, That I May Glow by TheLegendOfChel
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Jul 2021
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Every thousand years, two soulmates are born; one blessed by the power of the sun and the other by the moon. The Lan Sect rejoices when their second young master bears the mark of the moon. However, his other half is nowhere to be found.
With every year that passes, the cultivation world becomes more desperate to find the missing sun spirit, and the Wen Clan in particular seems increasingly intent on claiming the sun spirit as their own.
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When Lan Wangji is fifteen he meets Wei Wuxian, a guest disciple who is loud, annoying...and bright in every possible way.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,808
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,396
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- 4,321
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25 Jan 2022
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The Lifespan of a Lotus Blossom by Silver_pup
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jul 2024
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Wèi Wúxiàn had only ever wanted to live his life as a cultivator, serving his sect. But an omega rarely gets a say in their fate, and that was all he was ever meant to be in this life.
As an omega, Wèi Yīng knew that his life would never be his to control. The most he could do was strive to become the best cultivator in his sect, but even that dream comes with a price, as no omega cultivator can exist without an alpha at their side. And he thinks he may have found that partner in the reserved but kind Lán Zhàn whose smiles make his heart flutter.
But when the Qíshān Wēn Sect orders that all sects send their most eligible brides, Wèi Yīng volunteers in place of his foster sister. His sacrifice earns him a husband he despises, a loyal guard, and everlasting ties to the Wēn. But with it also comes something he had never expected: a secret child with Lán Zhàn. Now, in order to protect his child, family, and friends, he must sacrifice more while striving to reclaim some measure of control over his life.
Meanwhile, Lán Zhàn vows to do whatever it takes to give Wèi Yīng the life he desires, even if it means setting the rest of the world on fire.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 163,302
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Collections:
- 7
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- 2,127
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- 4,259
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- 1,453
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- 139,141
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19 Jan 2022
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Death Comes First by Janusoverlord
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2021
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Wei Wuxian fell into the Burial Mounds, hatred and want for revenge almost choking him.
Only someone else, something else, noticed him fall and decided to take him under his wing. Luo Binghe, demon lord and ruler of the combined realms.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,478
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 2
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- 1,092
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14 Jan 2022
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ever a part of me by AlotikaWolf, RennieOnIceCream (Hitsugi_Zirkus)
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2020
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AU formed by AlotikaWolf and me! ABO-verse, mostly canon-compliant AU where omega Mo Xuanyu was unknowingly pregnant when he sacrificed his body. What follows is a bunch of misunderstandings, Wei Wuxian constantly giving Lan Wangji heart attacks, a second helping of angst, and plenty of Wangxian cuddles~
- Words:
- 59,160
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- 5
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- 1,384
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07 Jan 2022
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Turning back to Lan Xichen, Wen Xu smiles. “Very well,” he says. “Since you beg so humbly for your brother’s life, I will grant your dying wish. The Nightless City is home to a number of courtesans, and I think your brother will look quite pretty in paint and silks. Let anyone who visits the Nightless City be witness to the Lan Clan’s shame. Let them see what will happen to their sons, if they disobey.”
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After Cloud Recesses burns, Wen Xu brings Lan Wangji — the last Lan — back to Nightless City as his prize. Not to be outdone, his brother Wen Chao soon returns with a prize of his own: the Jiang Sect's senior disciple, Wei Wuxian.
The Wens will come to regret this particular set of choices.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,323
- Chapters:
- 15/26
- Comments:
- 1,140
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27 Dec 2021