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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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The whole isolation and sensory deprivation thing doesn't really work for Fizz, on principle. He's a social creature, one that needs attention and praise, and this type of kinky shit is not what gets him off… which is exactly why Ozzie chooses them as a way to punish him.
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Blitz recalls a time where a noisy neighbor was something to complain about. These days, he can’t wait to get home so he can listen to the latest soundtrack of Stolas’ life through the thin walls of their shitty apartment.
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It started out mostly innocent.
A few stolen kisses, turned into heated makeout sessions where one of them would pull away from the other like this was all just some big accident or mistake.
Which it definitely wasn't.
It snowballed into sex, obviously.
Well… if you could really call it that. It was more like, whatever Fizz decided would count as sex that day.
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Fizz tops Blitz as a means of payback for years of unresolved bullshit. They're obsessed w each other.
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"Job ran late, dearest?"
"Yeah... sorry I didn't text you."
"I imagined that was the case. Well, that, and Moxxie told me you'd be late."
Shit. So Stolas already knew he was spiraling.
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Blitz comes home after a hard day, Stolas helps him feel better with his magic touch~
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“Fizz has been on suppressants for years and it's been fine until you came along.”
“So- So what? You want me to fuck him? And then you smite my ass?!”
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Fizz accidentally syncs his mating cycle with Blitz’s, and now he’s the only one that can fix the 5 year dry spell.
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A Walking Study in Demonology by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Dec 2025
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“So who am I buying this next round for?”
Blitzo opened his mouth to speak, then hesitated. If he was gonna make some changes, maybe he would start with himself, drop the clown name, forget his shitty past completely and start fresh. At least in front of this perfect stranger, he could pretend to be whoever he wanted to be.
He watched her fix a bit of eyeliner with the back of her finger, then click the screen off decisively and put the phone back. Then those expectant pink eyes were on him.
“Name's Blitzø, the O is silent.”
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“What would your stripper name be?”
“I don't- I don't know?”
Fizz frowns, adjusting his legs to cross the other way in Blitz’s lap. “The Amazing Titzo.”
Blitz shakes his head immediately. “Way too easy to trace.”
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“You've been outta control today, Baby…” Oz pumped a finger in and out, keeping his hole stimulated as he pulled his boxers down with his other hand, “I gotta make sure I'm keeping you in check, don't I?”
Fizz's eyes went wide, gulping at the tip of Ozzie’s cock peeking out from his clothes.
“But! I'm not stretched all the way there yet!”
“Should've thought about that, huh?”
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Oz gets his 2 o’clock meeting interrupted by a local celebrity, so obviously he has to take matters into his own hands and deal with this client… personally, on top of his desk.
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Ozzie and Fizz are hooking up, and they totally don’t have feelings for each other, not at all.
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Kiss It Better by ItsBlitz, pixarflick, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Sep 2025
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“Wow,” Fizz grimaced, looking Blitzø up and down. “You look like shit.”
He didn’t have the energy to do more than glare, the creases of his frown deepening. “Well, it’s fuckin lovely to see you too, asshole.” He just shrugged, arms crossed, and expression tired. “Tough day at work.”
“Tough day at-“ Stolas slapped the knife down with a clack, cutting himself off. Fizz watched that bruised eye wince. “You could have died, Blitz!”
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Beaks are not the best for things involving body parts, Stolas is more than aware. He doesn't think too much of it until Blitz brings it up, to his mortification. As luck would have it, Blitz is feeling all too generous and decides to take it upon himself to teach Stolas a thing or two about blowjobs… With some precautionary measures, of course.
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Blitz finger fucks Stolas’ mouth until he knows what he’s doing.
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Blitz gets interrupted by a thirsty owl while trying to plan I.M.P.'s first hit and things sure do happen!
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- Part 2 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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Blitz seduces a Goetic Prince attempting to rob him of a magical book and things sure do happen!
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- Part 1 of I see right through you, Blitzy!
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And Maybe Then You Wouldn't Get So Sick of Me by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Aug 2025
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Mammon squinted his eyes, a silent judgment passing through them, “Enough playing with the toys, Fizzie. I wanna see these toys playing with you.”
“But, Sir-“
“Nobody buys the toy cause they wanna fuck a fake Fizzie. They buy the toy cause they wanna fuck you.”
Fizz’s gut clenched. Then what did it say about the Sin who commissioned them in the first place?
In which Fizz begins to work closely with Mammon. Very Closely.
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With a Sense of Poisoned Rationality by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Aug 2025
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There was always something that seemed so untouchable about Fizz.
Too delicate. Too finely tuned. Too susceptible to whatever new stains his hands could leave on that little frame.
“Get this thing off me.” Fizz sputtered out like he couldn't breathe, and he probably couldn't.
Blitz hesitated for just a split second.
Was he really asking-?
But those big eyes were looking up at him, and duty called.
Minutes before he walks down the aisle, Fizz asks for help. Blitz can't deny him.
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The Best of Us Can Find Happiness in Misery by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
12 Jul 2025
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“Plenty of sockets to stick yourself in. You don’t need me.” Blitzo chanced a look back, heart falling.
It gathered its limbs into itself, the smile finally falling as it looked down at its singular foot on the asphalt. “If you don’t take me,” he looked up, “imagine who will.”
And as the ugly guilt reared its head, Blitzo felt bad. He felt sorry, shit, he felt responsible. He couldn't allow even this fake Fizz to experience half the bullshit he'd put himself through. He knew the type of sickos who lurked around the corners, who treated him like scum. Imagine how they'd treat something that had an artificial pulse and a hard drive full of sexual innuendos.
So he turned around and went for his under arm, lifting him up like a wounded soldier, and dragging him out of the dark without a second thought.
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Blitzo finds a badly beaten FizzBot on his walk back home. He takes it back and gives it a jump.
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“Shhh, there there… you did this to yourself, didn't you Blitzy?”
Blitz begrudgingly nodded, face still buried in tear stained feathers.
He didn't want to take the knot again. Not like this. But Mommy needed to punish him, and it was for his own good. She always said that punishments were for his own good… that they would make him a good puppy. He really hoped he was being a good puppy.
“Almost done, sweetheart.”
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Mommy Stolas trains her little puppy Blitzy to take a really big knot.
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He can't recall a time they'd made this much eye contact in bed before.
The soft graze of his warm fingertips make Stolas jolt, for which he receives yet another lash.
“C'mon Stols… behave.”
“S-Sorry.”
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Blitz attempts to discipline a naughty Stolas for being a messy boy while they have the apartment to themselves.
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Christ on a stick, this was pathetic.
Reduced to some simp imp, touching himself to the thought of being inside of Stolas. But fuck if it wasn’t doin it for him right now.
He imagined Stolas’ hot little moans, the crying, the begging.“Mmh, p-please?”
He definitely hadn’t imagined that.
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Blitz decides to make Stolas' wet dreams a reality.