15 Bookmarks by ItsNotFunnyDean
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[Podfic] Time On My Hands by aranel_parmadil for Mildredandbobbin
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
04 Jan 2015
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Virginity’s a construct, a concept—what does losing one’s virginity entail for a gay man anyway? Sherlock wants to fill that particular gap in his knowledge but John won’t, can’t, never will assist and there’s only so much desperately unspoken pining even Sherlock can take.
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22 Dec 2019
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18 Aug 2018
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Harry’s back at Hogwarts for his eighth year, but nothing’s the same. Now he’s a Hufflepuff, Hermione’s a Ravenclaw, and Ron’s an Auror. Harry and Ginny break up, Luna’s shaved her head, and Draco Malfoy is suddenly and inexplicably Harry's new best friend. And then there’s the unicorn in the Forbidden Forest.
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- 2/2
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23 Apr 2017
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
- English
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- 85,591
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- 10/10
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- 4,646
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28 Sep 2016
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Dean owns a bakery. Cas is a patron who can't hear, and Dean happens to know sign language. This fic has all the tropes you know and love so get reading, fuckos.
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- Part 1 of Never Trust a Skinny Baker 'Verse
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- English
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- 11,168
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 211
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- 2,659
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10 Jun 2016
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Under the Ruins of a Walled City by hollycomb
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
31 Dec 2016
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Under house arrest while Rey and Leia try to decide what to do with him, Ren makes secret preparations for the final destruction of Snoke and writes letters to Hux that receive no response. In prison awaiting sentencing for his war crimes, Hux tries to summon some enthusiasm for his defense against the cries of billions who want him executed.
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- Part 3 of Children, Wake Up
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- English
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- 477,556
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- 25/25
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- 2
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- 6,224
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28 Apr 2016
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Dean Winchester works in the human trafficking unit for the Vice Control Section of the Chicago PD. While undercover, Dean meets "Baby Boi" aka Sam, an underage prostitute with a strange fascination for the macabre. Sam has cast himself as Bonnie in a real life reenactment of the infamous outlaw duo, insisting that Dean is his Clyde. When Dean finally agrees, they run off to fulfill each other's deepest, darkest fantasies. For Sam, it's a dream come true; until Dean starts to spiral out of control.
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- English
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- 81,363
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- 21/21
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23 Apr 2016
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In Control by Aiambia
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
01 Jan 2016
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Curiosity and confusion over took Kylo's anger as he inspected the general. Something was very obviously trying to protrude from the inside of his pants, but it may very well just be a pen. Or maybe the rod jammed up his pretentious ass was finally falling out. Who knows?
Kylo discovers that General Hux is into being force choked...like...a little too into it. Not that he minds. In which Kylo Ren enjoys feeling powerful and General Hux enjoying being dominated.
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- Part 1 of Cannon Verse
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- English
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- 10,831
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 113
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12 Apr 2016
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“I wish I could stand,” Cas says.
“Yeah,” Dean says.
Cas holds up his hand, flexes it, stares and then drops it.
“This weakness is unsettling. I can’t—I can’t even hold a pitcher of water, Dean.”
Dean makes a small sound in his throat, a non-committal hum.
He’s done soaping up Cas’ hair. He grabs the sponge at his side and starts to scrub at Cas’ skin, up along his arms, his neck, down his chest. When he runs it up his legs, to his thighs, Cas shudders and then there’s a hand cupping Dean’s cheek, cold and dripping water and soap, and Dean falters, looks at him for the first time.
“Will you sleep with me?” Cas says. “Tonight?”
Dean swallows.
He says yes.
After Lucifer's possession, Castiel stops talking.
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- English
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- 18,970
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- 1/1
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- 337
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16 Mar 2016
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16 year old Dean and 12 year old Sam get jumped on their way home from school. Unable to save his boys, John is forced to watch as Dean is brutalized and sacrifices himself for his brother to the human monsters at his back. Will Dean be able to cope with the aftermath of his assault? Will any one be able to stop the abuse before it's too late? How will Sam handle seeing his idol damaged so badly?
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- English
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- 32,337
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- 12/12
- Comments:
- 152
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04 Feb 2016
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“…50% of of reunions between siblings, or parents and offspring, separated at birth result in obsessive emotions...”
This story begins in 2001 in a garage in Palo Alto when 18-year old Stanford student, Sam Sharma plucks up the courage to ask car mechanic, Dean Cooper, out for a cup of coffee. Their attraction is instantaneous and overwhelming, and the relationship that develops seems perfect. Except nothing is really perfect, and this particular love story started a long time before Sam and Dean even met.Wincest non-hunting AU. This is my attempt at a boys-don’t-know-they’re-brothers story. Also includes: domestic!boys, jealous!boys, high-powered-lawyer!Sam, mechanic!Dean, and sex scenes in formalwear and office-wear.
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- English
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- 48,024
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1
- Comments:
- 77
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02 Feb 2016
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Cas likes to run. He likes that it’s something he can do alone whenever he wants, something to clear his head and decrease his anxiety. All that changes when his sister, Anna, volunteers him to be a guide for a blind runner who wants to participate in the Boston Marathon. Cas is completely, totally, 100% against this at first, but once he meets said runner, the snarky and (if Cas is being honest) ridiculously attractive Dean Winchester, he starts to have a change of heart. Maybe running with a partner won’t be so bad after all.
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- English
- Words:
- 42,062
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 327
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15 Nov 2015
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It turns out there's more to sex with angels than Dean realized. Unfortunately he only discovers this after the nest is built and his body is ready for the next step. It's a good thing that at least Sam is willing to pray for help.
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- Part 1 of spn kink meme fills
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- English
- Words:
- 37,511
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 359
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- 4,388
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28 Sep 2015