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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Sometimes, things need to be hammered into a stupid Decepticon's head.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    Cute blitznut fanfic .

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    “Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”

    Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”

    A nano-klik passes.

    “And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.

    Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.

    “Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”

     

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    Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow

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    17 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The love botomizer soundstar

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Humans have a very low cold tolerance, which is why it helps to have a gentle, toasty Cybertronian around.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    My man , this is just wholesome TC and Marissa in the snow.

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Optimus, Sentinel and Elita play Truth or Dare, and things take a turn for the...interesting.

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    04 Jun 2025

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    My birthday gift! Sentinel, Optimus and Elita playing truth or dare.

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Blaster: Communications Specialist.”

    “Yessir.”

    “Query: explain current position?”

    “What, you think a sound system can’t run out, guns blazing?”

    Blaster has never seen Soundwave’s face, but he’s pretty sure the mech is deadpanning at him.
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    or; what's better than being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet? Being cut off from your team and taken prisoner on an alien planet alongside a bot who Blaster swears by Primus' sacred aft is an off-brand version of himself.

    (Soundwave disagrees, but that's besides the point.)

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    26 Apr 2025