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Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.
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Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.
Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.
“Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired
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Harry was supposed to pick- move on and be with his parents, or go back to finish the battle with Voldemort. But even Dumbledore doesn't know everything, and Harry finds that there are actually a lot more options than those two.
Harry wants more than what he got. He wants a home. He wants a family. He wants a chance to be happy. He isn't sure he deserves all that, but he's going to try anyway. If only to spite Dumbledore and Voldemort's plans both.
OR: Harry Potter wakes up ten years old but with all of his memories from age seventeen. He immediately begins to make Mistakes.
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- Part 1 of time and other illusions
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The real question is, how to get rid of Umbridge?
Or: Dumbledore's Army take the removal of the Defense professor into their own hands. Chaos ensues.
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24 Feb 2024
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"Sorry, Aunt Petunia." by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl, sparklygems
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2021
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A single change can make a world of difference.
Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of HP AUs
- Part 1 of SAP Universe
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- 77,208
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22 Feb 2024
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On Harry's 10th birthday, he falls gravely ill. So ill that the Dursleys, after days of leaving the boy in agony, are forced to take him to the hospital. When Muggle medicine fails, Severus Snape is the one to answer the call for aid. He soon realizes that all he has been told of the boy's 'pampered', 'loved' and 'spoiled' life have been utter fabrications.
When Severus sees the depths to which Albus Dumbledore is willing to sink to play games with their lives, he decides he must protect the boy from the Headmaster, before it is too late.
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- Part 1 of Aethelind's Legacy
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The Very Best by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
19 Aug 2016
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They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun.
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24 Jan 2024
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.
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Things Gained in the Chamber of Secrets by Blueseabird2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2021
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Harry finds out that the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets might not be particularly happy to be acting against students. Turns out, a hatred of baby Dark Lords and a tendency towards being over-protective makes an excellent basis for friendship.
Harry gains a new mother. She has several opinions on how people are treating her hatchling.
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- Part 1 of Basilisk Adoption Plan
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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- Part 1 of Seriously Snapped
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19 Jan 2024
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The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black's public motto is Toujours Pur, always pure. But it's the private motto that sees Lord Black free his grandson Sirius from Azkaban, that sees Harry Potter raised in the Black ancestral home of Ravenswood, that changes the Wixen world forever: Familia Primum, family first.
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- Part 1 of The Black Book
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19 Jan 2024
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After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Illustrations for each chapter by Arishatistic.
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
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- Part 1 of Seventh Horcrux & Related Works
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Lightning Scars & Metal Hearts by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
09 Aug 2023
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With Voldemort back, Harry returned to the Dursley house, and Sirius
imprisoned‘living’ at Grimmauld Place, Sirius decides to go check on his godson.And when he doesn’t like what he finds at Number Four Privet Drive, Sirius decides to do something else- tell Harry a fifteen year old secret and send him off the the United States to meet his biological father.
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes.
Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new.Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change.
This largely follows canon in many respects, but a lot of the more dangerous events aren't as dangerous as they are in canon. Instead Harry has a comparatively normal seven years at Hogwarts, getting a mostly-uninterrupted magical education, which if you think about it is quite an impressive feat for an intelligent dragon.
This fic features a broadly dotty but pleasant Dumbledore, Dean Thomas elevated to a coequal status of main character with Ron, Hermione and Neville, House Rivalries treated as a school in-joke, and a cast of many people who are not human.
It also features Dumbledore teaching classes, though only once he remembers to tell people about the class.
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When the Goblet of Fire spit out Harry's name that Halloween night, he was told to join the other champions. Instead, he turned around and walked away.
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02 Dec 2023
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Comprehensive Education by Anonymous
Fandoms: Mother of Learning - nobody103, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2024
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When Zorian fell through a dimensional rift in Cyoria, his first two priorities were to protect his sister and stop the dimensional boundaries between worlds from unraveling. But when he found out this new world did have mages and an academy to attend he thought he could kill two cultists with one bullet. Enroll his sister and use their library to study dimensionalism.
But interacting with the British wizarding world isn't so simple, or good for his blood pressure. Now he has to deal with a segregated society that doesn't understand their own magic. And what's this Triwizard Tournament? What kind of Willy-Wonka-OSHA-violation is this?
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16 Oct 2023
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A Call to the Dark City by deltalessthanzero
Fandoms: Mother of Learning - nobody103, Delve - SenescentSoul, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Mage Errant - John Bierce
11 Jun 2025
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Unlikely allies, Zorian, Rain and Harry find themselves lost in the dark.
This is a fanfic combining characters from some of my favourite works:
- Mother of Learning, by nobody103 (Fictionpress, Amazon)
- Delve, by SenescentSoul
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, by Yudkowsky
The setting is from the Mage Errant series by John Bierce. Spoiler warnings for all of the above apply.Since Delve isn't finished at the time of writing, I've used Rain as from the end of Chapter 251. There are some spoilers for later parts of Delve as well.
This is partway through a larger story. I have plans for more, but there is currently no release schedule - I’m still actively writing new chapters, but can’t commit to dates.
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16 Oct 2023
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Zorian Kazinski is the third son of a minor merchant house, yet everyone knows that's not quite right. His enemies have eyes everywhere, and while he doesn't fear for his own life he may end up ruining everyone else's if he isn't careful. Yet in order to learn how to keep things from spiraling out of control, Zorian will have to do the most difficult thing he's done yet: admit that his parents might have been right about some stuff.
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I thought the ending was a little abrupt and didn't resolve enough of the character arcs, so I started imagining how things would develop for some of the more interesting minor characters. One thing led to another and now I've got this fic in my head.
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- 35/?
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16 Oct 2023