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    Hermione Granger, certified genius, works in a single-person department and prefers it that way.

    When Hermione starts getting death threats, Draco Malfoy becomes her unwanted office partner and unofficial bodyguard. That is, until an attempt on her life forces Draco to take drastic measures to ensure Hermione’s safety...

    (Or, a story in which Draco makes Hermione wear a golden amulet around her neck that is in the shape of the ‘divine phallus’. A peen.)

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Hermione has an unfortunate mishap with a rare flower's pollen which erases her memory of Draco Malfoy. The only way to recover her memory is for Draco Malfoy to use legilimency on her. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for him, he gets quite the surprise when he delves into Hermione's mind.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    The binding cord recognizes the truth of the heart. Hermione just wished it had told her sooner. Now she’s unconscious, her wedding is in ruins, and the only person who caught her fall has grey eyes and a claim on her she’s been running from for years.

    A Dramione based on the Princess x Knight trend.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    The Slytherins drag a heartbroken Hermione to an impromptu party in their shared eighth-year common room after Ron ends the relationship by Owl. The scheming snakes are determined to make her laugh again after the months she spent moping.

    And Draco Malfoy learns there's nothing he won't do to cheer the Golden Girl up, including making a fool of himself.

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    Or, Theo takes a leaf out of Will Greyson's (The Devil's Night series) book and dances on top of a table while singing My Prerogative, then forces a somewhat reluctant blond to participate, half-naked.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Draco Malfoy has done it.

    Somehow – years after the war – he’s finally convinced the world he’s not such a bad bloke.

    Which is why, when Theodore Nott asks for help in passing his final Ministry probationary meeting, Draco is confident his friend will pass with flying colours too – that is, until they learn who will be judge, jury, and executioner.

    Or: the one where Theo panics, Draco flirts with a prickly probation officer, and the entire night descends into chaos and feelings.

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    12 Jan 2026