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  1. Summary

    This series of six standalone smutty one‑shots all takes place during the annual chess gala. A charity event, hosted this year at the opulent Greengrass estate, raising money for the new pediatric care facility at St. Mungo’s. Each tale follows a different male protagonist as he stumbles into both expected and unexpected hook‑ups in the quieter, more secluded corners of the event.

    Pairings (in reading order):

    Sneezy: Ron Weasley × Astoria Greengrass
    Happy: Blaise Zabini × Ginny Weasley
    Bashful: Neville Longbottom × Pansy Parkinson
    Sleepy: Bill Weasley × Fleur Delacour
    Grumpy: Draco Malfoy × Hermione Granger
    Dopey & Doc: Harry Potter × Theodore Nott

    Each story can be read as a standalone—though you’ll get the fullest sense of the setting (and the best build‑up of mischief, mayhem, and lingering looks) if you read at least Sneezy, before going to your preferred pairing.

    The framing is inspired by Disney’s Seven Dwarfs purely for fun. (if you need a writing prompt, please use this one)

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  2. Summary

    You think Voldemort was the worst villain in the Harry Potter universe? Let me introduce you to the real monsters.

    This is a psychological deconstruction of power, cruelty, and moral decay. Through the twisted lives of Bellatrix Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Dolores Umbridge, and Vernon Dursley, we explore what truly makes a monster.

    Each story peels back the layers—of madness, of bitterness, of banality—until all that’s left is the terrifyingly human. Because monsters aren’t born. They’re made.

    What if only someone had given them a hug (or healthy role models)? Would it have changed anything? Would it have changed everything?
    Each character is explored through two chapters:
    Chapter 1: The making of a monster
    Chapter 2: The monster unleashed
    Trigger warnings apply. Empathy is optional.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hogwarts Professor Pansy Parkinson has a favour to ask the Groundskeeper and is even willing to brave a brewing snowstorm to ask for it. But with inhibitions falling faster than the snow outside, Hagrid’s cosy hut may not be big enough for the chemistry crackling between them. Pansy’s determined to get what she wants, but it might prove a bigger endeavour than she bargained for.

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    18 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Luna and Neville, a story told in the language of flowers and the chance to a second love. They go through a journey that starts with a simple thank you and ends with something more.

    Inspired by the Swift/Kelce engagement photos

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    12 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    Post-war, Pansy just wants one thing—the chance to travel, to get away from the monotony of everyday life. A job in the Portkey Office seems the perfect answer. There’s just the fact that she has to share an office with Ron Weasley, of all people.

    There’s also the fact that she’s starting to really like him.

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    15 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Hermione attends the Stanford Valley Rodeo and has her eyes on only one cowboy.

    Draco Malfoy.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    15 Sep 2025