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    Of all the things to happen in Pittsburgh, this was not something Robby had been planning on or expecting at all. What the hell was this world coming to?

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    Langdon is caught in a hostage situation while on the train to work. Afterwards, he has to deal with the physical and mental ramifications.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    William should have known. He’s read every book on the occult, and watched more movies about the supernatural than he can count. Yet, no red flags had been raised when Vyncent started avoiding stroganoff more than usual, and flinched at sunlight, and freaked out over William’s band shirt with religious imagery on it.

    They’re all strange, so why would this change be any different than the other billion things wrong with the Prime Defenders? But that’s just the thing, isn’t it–William spent far too long staring at Vyncent instead of actually looking.

    OR: Vyncent gets turned into a vampire, and William has some incredibly strong, confusing, and bisexual feelings about it.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Sampo Koski plans to hide out in a hidden shack far out in the cold plains, away from Belobog and the former-client who wants him dead; he doesn’t expect to find the Silvermane Captain, injured and unconscious in the snow, left for dead by some elusive unseen fragmentum creature the Silvermane Guards had been hunting down.

    But now Sampo is stuck in the middle of nowhere, trying to keep the both of them alive as a snowstorm keeps them pinned down, all the while wondering why the hell he didn’t even think twice about saving Gepard in the first place.

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    13 Jul 2024

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    my beloved.

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    A collection of related stories where Aha, for reasons unknown, cuts themself down and recreates themself into the human, Sampo Koski. Their new mortal form limits their Aeonic powers, but he is still absolutely, undeniably an Aeon. No matter how much he tries to quell it and hide it, their Aeonic powers will always slip through the cracks; Sampo's presence alone can make people see things, hear things, can make them go mad or feel gut wrenching sorrow or unending jubilation.

    Some people are more sensitive to divinity than others. But Sampo has never met a mortal like Gepard; he's mundane, normal, completely and utterly blind to divinity. Gepard is just a boring, normal human, and Sampo becomes smitten with him anyways.

     

    Based on the Divinity AU I been cooking up on my tumblr. There's not much of a linear, thought out plotline to this or any semblance of a schedule. I'm just going to write things when I feel like it lmao.

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    12 Jul 2024

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    teehee