KillerTofuuu
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Yo Ho Ho and a Hole Full of Shut the F*ck Up by KillerTofuuu
Fandoms: Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator
23 Aug 2019
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This is exactly what I think of the Yo Ho Ho achievement. Bite me, game.
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The Existential Crisis of a Sad Cartoon Man’s Naked Butt by KillerTofuuu
Fandoms: South Park
27 Feb 2018
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One day Tweek and Craig go to Wall Mart and laugh at the images on the back of an enema kit. The adults are deeply concerned. Aren’t they much too young to be thinking about, well, you know?
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South Park's most celebrated little homosexual couple steals our hearts once more by engaging in the infinite wisdom that is their beloved corpulent rodent, a guinea pig named Stripe. Why? Why not?
Or, Stripe has two dads who love to feed him and play with him. Enjoy it.
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“Oh, that’s right,” said Cartman. “You think having a bunch of dumb girls running wild with your image was bad? Try corporate America. Hell, Hallmark might even sue you for imitating their product now. But it was soooo hard to get in on that, wasn’t it? Bet you wished you cared now, huh?”
“He’s got a point,” said Kyle. “You two really fucked up.”
“Argh?!” said Tweek. “What? What are they talking about, Craig?”
“Nothing at all, dear,” said Craig, smirking while squeezing Tweek’s hand, considerably warmer than it had been the past couple days. “They’re just mad that they can’t make ten million dollars off of our relationship. Not that they would have anyway, because they’re stupid and never follow through with anything ever.”
Welcome to Tweek and Craig's first Valentine's Day as a couple.
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Craig is forced to spend Christmas with his ignorant uncle, a man who decidedly doesn’t take too kindly to homosexual boys these days. He’ll go out of his way to prove to Craig’s dad that being gay is a choice, and that he’s just confused right now. Naturally, Craig’s got no time for this bullshit, and is determined escape this holy yuletide hell before the night is through.
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Stan and Kyle want to come out to their parents but are worried about the aftermath. A certain someone over-hears this and decides to take things into their own hands. Originally published March 2011.
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15 Mar 2018
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Craig is at Tweek's house in the middle of the night. It's raining and neither can sleep, so they go for a walk. A song stalks them. Some Creek slash at the end.
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04 Mar 2018
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Just a random and normal afternoon in South Park. Kyle has something he really wants to show Stan. There's also some ice cream.
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04 Mar 2018
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Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.
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05 Mar 2018
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Butters gets thrown out of his house in high school. Kenny gives him a place to sleep.
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17 Feb 2018