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Fundy is sent to live with his Uncle for the remaining of autumn, after his Mom left a few weeks ago.
However, Fundy is not just going to the tiny boring town just to relax. No. He has a mission.
He is going to find his Mom.
No matter how much anything else opposes.
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Fundy is happy, finally free from all the constant infighting, living as far away possible with only his son for company.
Just him, Yogurt, and his cottage in the woods.
Some strange dreams won't stop him, surely.
Fundy is lying to himself. The only question is, for how long.
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"It was nice knowing you Phil," Techno patted the avian's shaking shoulder, ignoring the high pitched wheezing of the other, "We're gonna die so young, our plans of world domination all for naught."
"So fucked," Phil repeated, cackling, "Oh sweet Death, we're gonna be stuck on paperwork for months."
In which Technoblade and Philza, great emperors of the Antarctic Empire, get stuck waiting out a blizzard.
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"You know I always make things interesting," Techno grinned, ivory tusks dull in the fluorescent light above their heads, "It'll be fun, trust me."
"We'll see," is all he says, but, they both know he's already folded.
Phil has always trusted Techno, he isn't going to change that now, even despite being caught and shipped off to one of the worst prisons the universe can even dream to have.
In which Technoblade and Philza are sent to a space prison planet.
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"But, surely we could get out before it hits in full," Fit said, not even convinced himself, as he stared out into the artic.
"Mate, it's a fucking blizzard out there," Phil snorted, "Sit your ass down, we just have to wait it out."
In which Fit, Techno and Phil have to wait out a blizzard, much to the florida man's chagrin.
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Someone ought to have told Techno how much work went into retirement, honestly.
Between caring for far too animals, feuding with the wild rabbits that keep threatening to destroy his garden, stopping Edward the enderman from killing his polar bears and the general upkeep of his house, he had his hands full all of the time. Thankfully, today was just a rest day.
He would just sleep all day, and nothing would interrumpt that, surely. After all, retirement was for resting, right? Relaxing, enjoying life, generally not stressing about anything.
Someone, however, ought to have told Phil about that last part.
In which Phil has a tiny disagreement with a witch, and rather than going to the doctor, decides to go bother his best friend that lives in the middle of nowhere.
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In the ancient crater of Ert-Astl, a book has been found, having miraculously survived whatever had destroyed the Essempy territory. The discovery of the century, the diary is being translated and uploaded to the internet so millions can have a glimpse into the past of the ever mysterious Essempy, and maybe, discover what caused the great destruction.
In retrospect, Eret maybe shouldn't have had a diary.
The mortifying ordeal of being known, except it's your cringe diary being put in display on the internet.
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Two glasses of Ghast’s tears, a dozen blaze rods, five jars of sugar, a small sack with spider eyes, half opened tub of magma cream with Fundy trying to eat it, an urn with only two phantom membranes left… Wait.
Eret turns to look, neck cracking from the intensity of the movement, staring wide-eyed behind his glasses at the gleeful toddler about to eat a handful of magma cream.
“Ah, that isn’t edible my friend,” Eret rushed to pull the tiny shapeshifter away, grabbing his sleeve and quickly trying to wipe the magma cream from the toddler’s hands, “In fact, I would say it is the antithesis of edible.”
A simple day in Eret's life, before the War.
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After successfully managing to infiltrate and neutralize their latest objective, the bounty hunter guild "The Syndicate" now must face their greatest enemy.
Tax forms.
How many anarchists do you need to fill a tax form? The answer may surprise you!
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Backpfeifengesicht
The word can be divided in two: Backpfeife which means “punch/slap” (on the face) and Gesicht which means “face”. It means a slappable face, a face "in need of a punch".The night after the Manberg-Pogtopia War ends, Dream and Eret meet up to talk.
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“You ever think,” Techno starts to say, as Eret slowly refills his tea cup, “That we would end up like this?”
“Drinking tea?” Eret asks.
“Like this,” Techno gestures around him, “Being friends, getting together to spend time together, all that?”
“Well…” Eret says, “I didn’t picture this exactly, but yeah, I get what you mean.”
Technoblade and Eret through their shared history and beyond.
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Malicious Marriage Compliance by KryOnBlocks (Kryon) for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
11 Oct 2023
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“So… If two leaders of separate planets are married… they can continue to trade between them if they get hit by the trade ban…”
“I mean,” Phil shrugged, “That’s the gist of it, yeah.”
Techno nodded absently, leaning forward in his desk, elbows resting on the wood and head setting over his hands.
“Tell me, Phil,” Techno says, “How do you feel about getting married?”
After the Saint-Malo trials, the Antarctic Empire is disbanded. Techno and Phil are left unable to trade between their planets as punishment, however, Techno may have an idea as to how to solve this problem.
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In the corner of any wall, if you are unfortunate enough, you may find, a glitch calling your name.
That's the way the myth likes it to say. The reality is far grimmer. Any wall may take you away, to a hellscape you shall never escape, infinite hallways that toy with your mind and creatures that no mind could imagine linger inside, ready to take your soul, life or mind the second you let your guard down.
Just Tubbo's luck that he somehow finds himself stuck in this place.
In which Tubbo gets trapped in a weird alternate reality, and his only hope is following the terrorist who is the cause of every misfortune in his life.
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“Promise you’ll have my back?”
“Anyday Fundy”
Eret just stood there, watching the now empty place for a few minutes, the whole world silent.
They breathed out, in, out. Closed their eyes and turned around, tracing their steps back, willing themself to not cry.
It was fine, they were used to being alone after all.
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Powerless, dethroned, without any country or friends, Eret decides they had enough, and run away.
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a terrorist and a law student walk into an apartment by KryOnBlocks (Kryon) for radished
Fandoms: DreamSMP
19 Oct 2021
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“Your honor,” He would say to the judge who will absolutely clown him, “In my defense, I owed a favor to a shitty friend.”
And the jury will laugh him out of the court to jail, and the judge will proclaim him a clown, and the fucking terrorist he is housing in his shitty apartment will call him cringe for going to jail, this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to him.
Quackity owed a favor to Wilbur, and somehow this translates into having to house the most wanted criminal and terrorist of the nation. Quackity would like to ask what the fuck happened.
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“FIFTEEN TIME WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS!” He yells, yanking at the holy robe that burns his paws, ignoring how he can feel himself shaking, “Fifteen times! How many more do I have to try, how many more!”
Fundy, It says, hesitantly and confused, What—
“You are supposed to kill me!” Fundy yells, an admission, a confession, a wish, and can’t help the sob that rips itself free from his throat, as he clings to the robes and ignores how the begging burns him with shame, head bowed as if he is praying, “Why won’t you kill me!?”
Fundy, adrift, alone and without a supporting system, turns to a God in hopes of freedom. The solution he gets is... a little bit too furry for his taste.
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- Part 1 of For The Want Of Care
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It starts, like all bad ideas on this server, with a meeting.
Ranboo would like to say, in his defense, nobody would have seen it coming and really, nobody is at fault. Quackity will say, instead, that Ranboo’s a little bitch and that this is all his and Tubbo’s fault and Fundy will say that this was all bullshit, and Tubbo will only laugh at you if you ask before leaving without offering any context.
In which the New L'manberg cabinet decides to kill fire with fire but then gets attached to one of the fires.
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“You should try it”
“Wh—What?”
“I’m just saying, it can’t be healthy to have all that… trauma and not go to therapy”
Quackity wonders why he even tried at all in this fucking server.
Quackity is living, but sometimes he wonders if he is thriving.
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He blinks, and blinks, as he stares at his own body, everything growing out of focus as he stares and stares at the blood pooling underneath the body- the corpse that he once inhabited. He heaves, falling onto the floor, shaking and trembling, looking at his hands, that shift and shift, no longer the human part they were supposed to be. His own form is rippling, like the disturbed water of a once peaceful pond, twisting and becoming, like a horrific form of metamorphosis, as he watches what once was become nothing at all. He closes his eyes, the two, three, six, eleven, a thousand eyelids closing, as he lets it go, all fear and similar draining out of him, as he feels the shifting start to slow down, not as brutal as before.
Phil closes his eyes, and Philza opens them, breathing, once again.
The player's body is not made to withstand the World. The changes are imperceptible at first glance, the Universe's attempt in assimilating those it loves... In Hardcore, however, the changes can get... a bit drastic.
OR: After Phil's death in his second hardcore World something... changes within himself. The blood god can sometimes not only be a phrase...
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Kings, Queens, and a Bit of Chaos Inbetween by KryOnBlocks (Kryon) for sandstimegender
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Jun 2021
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The war was already ten years old, having become ten a few months back, and they were still not close to figuring out who would win. Normally, they would have grown bored and left, leaving the opposing sides to flail and crumble in the civil war they had created and orchestrated; but this time it was fun, it was almost impossible to get bored, especially when their friend was leading the other side. Immortals tended to not settle for longer than five years, and yet, here they were, still going as strong as the beginning.
That, perhaps, was influenced by how stubborn and prideful each was, clawing with all their might to hold a victory against their friend. Because what were friends, if not people that helped you create a civil war with and then tried to best so you could finally say you are better?
Eret and Techno liked to compete against the other. The competitions were fairly innocent, if one looked past the civil war and possible war crimes.
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- Part 1 of What crimes shall they commit?