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when the day appears (and appears and appears) by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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In 1717, Edward Teach fell in love with Stede Bonnet.
In the 21st century, he does it again.
Stede is everything he was back then, and Ed falls just as hard this time. The only problem: Stede doesn't remember 1717.
And neither does Ed.
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- Part 2 of life just begins again
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05 Dec 2024
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here we are, both of us lonely by CartoonMayor, GayWatson
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2024
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Stede Bonnet is getting married tomorrow. He's still a virgin, so before he beds his wife-to-be, he heads into Bridgetown to find some company for the night.
OFMD Kinktober 2024 Day 10 - anonymous sex/marking/"open up"
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- Part 44 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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- English
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10 Oct 2024
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Podfic of The World Ender by Ignisentis by Kninjaknitter for Ignisentis
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Nov 2022
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From the Author:There’s something…off about The Gentleman Pirate. It takes Ed a little while to put it all together, longer than it would have if Stede weren’t so fascinating, so goddamn distracting. It’s little things, at first: how Stede is not a good enough pirate to be that blasé with his personal welfare, how confident he seems that things will work out in the end, the glimmer in his eye he gets when danger comes close and whispers in his ear. It’s maddening and familiar, too, because Ed swears he’s met Stede before. Maybe on a ship somewhere, or in town, a shared look before a shared bed; though, if the sex were as good then as it is now, Ed’s sure he would remember. As Ed watches and waits — and desperately tries not to fall in love — he grows more and more convinced that the truth is a terrifying third option; a monster parents tell their children about at night and all sailors dread. Stede Bonnet is The World Ender.
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- English
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- 81
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- 11/11
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15 Feb 2024
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
(Fluff and sock garters and seashore walks and midlife revelations and a loophole in The Sweater Curse.)
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- Part 1 of seaglass
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- English
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- 26
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1,162
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15 Feb 2024
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podfic of first time as tragedy, second time as farce by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jan 2023
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from the author:
Ed's a time travelling soldier from the 22nd century. Stede's a gay nightclub owner in 1934 Berlin. They're about to fall for each other like a ton of bricks.
Also Spanish Jackie invented time travel, and Izzy's up to something bad, as per usual.
As Wee John would say, ‘Does it even make sense?’
Written for JanuAUry, day 16, prompts - time travel, 20th century
PLEASE read the notes for some content warnings before you read the fic.
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- English
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- 3/3
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15 Feb 2024
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podfic of "Mid-Century Modern" by Skrifores by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Feb 2023
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Stede is divorced, rebuilding a life in the UK and working at Jim's non-profit community centre. His 6-month stay is running out and, well, turns out a fake marriage is an option to stay, because tropes are fun. Ed's got his own shit going on, you'll find out more in later chapters, but he thinks a sham marriage to this weird guy is probably going to at least be a bit of a laugh.
Total podfic run time is 4:31:17.
From the author:Right, disclaimers - this is not based on real immigration law beyond a brief google and lives on an over-reliance on fun tropes. So, it is almost certainly all kinds of wrong, and I'm asking for a bit of suspension of disbelief on the premise!
Also, there are obvious issue of privilege, class, race and migration in the themes here, this is not all fully addressed in the first chapter but will be throughout. As in the show, Stede is in a highly privileged position, I'm aware of that and it will be reflected upon in the story.
Community Space is based on a bunch of organisations I have had the pleasure of working with and for at various times. Support your local charities and non-profits :)
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- English
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- 88
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1
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- 15
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15 Feb 2024
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
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- English
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- 21,395
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- 5/5
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10 Feb 2024
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Mistletoe Mischief by gaydeviants, ObsidianPirate (ObsidianRomance)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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09 Feb 2024
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Stede thinks Ed would look good in panties, and God knows he's right.
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“I just think it’d be nice.”
Stede’s blush goes all the way up to the tips of his ears as he says it. And Ed, he appreciates this openness, but.
“Hot, how?” he asks. He thinks it would look ridiculous, not hot.
“You know,” Stede looks down, wiping his hands on his thighs. “Such a delicate fabric, soft against your skin.” His pupils are wide as he looks back at Ed. “The lace barely containing your di-”
“I’ll think about it.”
“Ok,” Stede says. Big breath. “Alright.”
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09 Feb 2024
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“Welcome to Merperson Inn!” Stede proclaimed heartily. “How may I assist you today?”
Ed and Stede have their first actual paying guest! Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 5 of Innkeepers Era One-Shots
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09 Feb 2024
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Morning Distractions by ObsidianPirate (ObsidianRomance)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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Sometimes Stede can't help himself. You can't blame him. He looks at his husband and he must get his hands in him and lavish him with all the pleasure he can muster. So when Ed's walking around nude before they start the day, Stede figures it is a perfect opportunity to delay being responsible pirate co-captains.
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09 Feb 2024
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through the storm we reach the shore by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jan 2024
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Seven non-consecutive days in the life of Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach, innkeepers. They fight, have misunderstandings, talk it through, have sex and figure their shit out, bit by bit.
Edited to add on 1/9/23 - tapping the happy ending tag, in case any of you are seeking post-s2 comfort fics. There will be some angst but they're going to get through it together.
NOW COMPLETE
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- Part 1 of Reaching the Shore
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09 Feb 2024
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Stede Bonnet wanted one last adventure before being married off to a stranger, he thought a quick sailing trip on a cargo ship would suffice. The mysterious leather-clad man that's been stalking him since last port thinks he can provide something better.
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09 Feb 2024
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The man typed for a moment before nodding. “Yep, got you right here. Hey, Ed! Doug! Your clients are here!”
Two men entered the lobby from the back hallway. One had floppy brown hair. The other was… well, mesmerizing was the only word Stede could think of that was anywhere near enough to describe him. Moon-streaked curls cascaded over constellations of freckles and sunspots. Tattoos lined the man’s arms, telling a story of stars and shipwrecks and games lost long ago. And his eyes… Stede had never seen such eyes, eyes that seemed to contain the entire universe.
“Hey there.” The silver-haired man’s voice was silky and rich. “Name’s Ed.” He shook Stede’s hand with a firm, velvety touch. Not taking his eyes off of Stede, he tilted his head toward the man at the counter. “Frenchie, which one of these lovely people is with me today?”
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Stede Bonnet has his gay awakening via therapist-prescribed couple's massage.
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09 Feb 2024
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It’s the only time he’s ever taken orders in his adult life, because with Stede they don’t feel like control or threats - they feel like love. He can always say no. Stede would stop the moment he asks. But knowing that, and asking for it anyway, settling in where he can trust Stede to call the shots for both of them? Well. Ed can’t think too much about it because he’ll get all misty and shit, but it’s strong stuff.
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11 Jan 2024
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The page is tucked into the gilded frame of the auxiliary wardrobe’s mirror. Its edges are crinkled, streaked with the comet-tail smudges of greasepaint and the oil from his own fingers. It’s been folded and unfolded enough that the lines through it are rubbed smooth and thin and well-worn from memorisation. Despite this, great care is taken of it, and every time Ed unfolds it he does it with gentle, uniform precision.
Ed traces his thumb over the rough inked swirl of Stede’s hair, imagines the soft spun-gold curls between his fingers shining better than any treasure he’s looted by far. Stede shone like that, always, a sight better than the filthy lifestyle he decided to pursue. It’s probably better that he left, even if the aching tatters of Ed’s heart beg otherwise.
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- Part 1 of lazarus
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13 Dec 2023
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When Ed and Stede's friend groups merge, they meet at a birthday party, and Stede's life is turned upside-down. As they collide again and again, he not only has to figure out what Ed means to him, but what he means to himself.
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Or: The five times Stede wasn't ready, and the one time he was.Series
- Part 1 of Five Birthdays and a Funeral
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09 Dec 2023
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Stede didn't show, Ed went back to being Blackbeard, and despite the two crews having since reconciled to sail the Revenge together again, things remain awfully tense between the two co-captains.
Perhaps a late-night drinking game and a pinch of jealousy will sort that right out.
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“Never have I ever...” Stede swallowed. Never had he ever.
“...shared my bed with a man,” he said, and the air quickly filled with murmurs, rising like buzzing insects around him.
“Hold on, be more specific. To sleep or to fuck?” Black Pete yelled out, and Stede plucked at invisible lint on his coat, avoiding the one pair of eyes he could feel pressing on him.
“To... eh... fuck,” he clarified. Technically, he had shared a bunk bed with Ed, even if the other man hadn't slept there.
“Buggered a man or been buggered by a man?” Fang pressed, and Stede waved his hands before his face as if to stave off the question like a pesky fly.
“Neither. Both.”
He shouldn't have picked this one. He wasn't even sure why he had done it. To provoke something, perhaps. To express his frustrations. To communicate something to... someone.
He didn't look at Ed.
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23 Nov 2023
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Slow, slow, slow. Lips, tongues, teeth. Stede thinks about time, about the Adagio for Strings, how it pulls like taffy over a tempo as slow as a lover’s sleeping breaths. Thinks that slow, for Ed, might be more about tenderness than caution. Thinks about him in the cabin earlier, wondering aloud whether his probation would last a day, or maybe more than one day. He thinks that maybe this is slow for Ed. He snakes his arm around Ed’s waist, draws him closer, presses their bodies together.
“I love you,” he whispers, and Ed presses his forehead to Stede’s.
“Take me to bed,” Ed murmurs, and Stede asks, because he has to.
“Are you sure? You said –”
“Take me to bed slowly,” Ed says, and Stede laughs, kisses his lips, his cheeks, his forehead.
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28 Oct 2023
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“Edward,” he sighed, bunching the fabric of the nightshirt in his hands and inching the hem slowly up the long, delicious length of his legs. “Ed, I need you. Please.”
Ed swallowed hard. “You know I can’t leave my post right now.”
“So don’t.”
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Day 21 of OFMD Kinktober 2023: public / semi-public // over my knee (in a sense)
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- Part 2 of Bratty Bottom Stede Bonnet
- Language:
- English
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- 8,155
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28 Oct 2023