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    As a joke, Porsche buys those toys you throw into the water and they grow, two "grow a boyfriend" ones. He doesn't expect one to actually become a human and go after Porchay, but he seems sane enough

    –until he joins the main family and helps Porsche snoop around and uncover secrets about them.

    Kim was created with the intention of staying with Porchay no matter what. So, when he finds out there's an underground criminal empire with classified files on Porchay and his brother–he figures its his business to get to the bottom of it.

    All while ensuring Porchay doesn't know about this and is kept safe.

    Porchay is mildly confused as to when and where Kim is going to get an expensive guitar, clothing, and a sudden music career, though...

    Pete is gifted the second Grow-a-boyfriend, and if he didn't believe Porsche about these being sentient first; he sure does now.

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    29/29
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    62
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    261
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    39
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    I'm doing it properly this time I swear guys I won't mix up the character names

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    14
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    Reuploaded cause the italicize thing messed up lol

    Porchay and Ohm go into the city. Ohm finds Kim, mocks him. Porchay unfortunately has a thing for mafia men (blame booktok)

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    2/2
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    “Bah! Everybody gets a little overwhelmed from time to time!”

    Tankhun waves a dismissive hand in Porsche's face, huffing at the sheer audacity of the man's suggestion. His little brother…have some sort of condition. As far as Kinn, Tankhun, and Kim himself know; Kim didn't have any sort of conditions.

    “A little?” Porsche raises an eyebrow, unimpressed by Tankhun's words. He doesn't like being dismissed.

    Tankhun lowers the lip-shaped glasses, looking at Porsche as he waits for the man to speak. He gives a simple, quick upwards nod that indicates Porsche is allowed to continue.

    “Look at him,” Porsche says softly, almost pleading, “all I'm asking is to use your sources and to get Kim screened.”

    _______

    but Porchay already knows.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1,296
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    Kim hasn't been able to go to the beach because it's been shut off by police tape.

    Pissed, Kim takes it into his own hands to find this sea creature that's been chasing everyone away.

    Aka Kim finds sea monster Chay and gets fucked by him

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,172
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    Kim won a teddy bear from a fair he went to a while ago. A large one. It was almost as tall as him, but he thought it looked out of place in his bedroom. He didn’t like how much space it took up and decided to give it to Porchay.

    What he doesn’t know is that Porchay, a fan he constantly sees, is more than happy to receive this gift.

    ____

    Porchay is aware of his problem.

    Kim is not.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    3,474
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    Being cold is a natural attribute all vampires have.

    Which is the worst thing, in Kim's opinion, when he's trying to hold Porchay.

    He gets an idea on how to fix it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    141
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,243
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    "Anawin," Damon says as he requests attention.

    Anawin looks at him, holding up the clothespin between his fingers.

    When he opens and closes it a few times, Damon's eyebrows furrow and he glares.

    "No," he says defiantly, because he much preferred Anawins hand to that thing. He'd never admit that, though.

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    1/1
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    “What is this?” Kim asks, smiling despite being suspicious of his boyfriend and partner-in-crime when they got to meet up. He looks at the pretty bow tied around his arm.

    “Kim, will you flex for us?” His manager asked, her hands clasped together hopefully. Porchay zoomed in as Kim positioned his arm and he can feel his face flush when he watches Kim do as told.
    ___
    Porchay straightens the bow and holds it out with a suspicious smile, “I wanna put it somewhere else on you, P’Kim,” he says as he seems to back Kim up against the door.

    Where, specifically? His dick, duh. Cockquette.

    “Oh?” He’s amused, “Where?”
    ___
    Kim thinks it's Porchay's turn to wear a bow.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    30
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    3,507
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    pls forgive me for the degeneracy this gets unhinged real fast 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
    tags update as i post
    List by: Flightlessangelwings

    Raon - alien
    wuju - human

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,549
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    As long as you're the one paying for his drinks, he will sing.

    Inspired by that one photo Jeff posted of his hands and that glass cause LORDDDDDDDDDDD

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    English
    Words:
    808
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    974
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    Vegas is proud of himself, and carefully lowers his hands. The hedgehog is peacefully floating around the sink, into the soap and getting clean.

    "Somebody must like the water," he splashes the hedgehog a bit, cleaning the top of its head and its nails.
    ——

    After his previous hedgehog dies Pete gets Vegas a new one but Vegas swears he'll never love it.
    but it was cute so Vegas kinda started liking it and then he gives it a bath and Pete walks in like why the fuck are you speaking english to a hedgehog that's most likely lived in thailand for a majority of its life (but doesnt say it)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,351
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    "Eat my ass not my curry." – Pete Phongsakorn Saengtham 2023
    ——
    “Welcome back,” Vegas clings to him, something very uncharacteristic of him. The smile is sweet when Pete sees it yet there’s something off about it. It’s faltering, and the grip on him is tighter than usual. Their faces are so close.

    Pete puts his hands on his chest, pushing away for some space after pecking his lips, “Thank you.”

    He pushes away again, but Vegas never budges.

    “Have I ever told you I love you?” Okay, now Pete suspects something. Sure, there’s the occasional “I love you” but it’s not like this.

    Pete nods, “So many times, Vegas, I’m going to get food now. Have you eaten?” He tries to push away again, but Vegas is pushing their bodies together.

    “Why don’t you eat later?”
    ——

    In which Vegas tries to apologize to Pete after eating his food via letting him be on top but it doesn't really work.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,914
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    Plot twist he does.

    basically: kim bothered kamol in his office until he's slammed down on the desk

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    348
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    51
    Hits:
    6,827
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    Zhongli arm reveal * NOT CLICKBAIT * (REAL!!!)

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    He takes in the sight; beautiful gold streams down his shoulders, muscles causing it to curve to the shape of his body, all the way to his finger tips. Not to mention the broad chest with scars and splotches from previous wounds. They weren't regular punches, no, he fought during the Archon War.

    Zhongli's arms are pitch black, like the night sky. His hands rest on the bed after putting his shirt down. He looks like he has the Sun's rays on his arms. They most likely shine in the light.

    "There's no reason you should be ashamed, Zhongli," reaching out, he traces a finger along a gold line. From his shoulder, down to the man's forearm.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    106
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    898
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    their dad gets violent again and macau runs to his brother for comfort (ft hedgehog)

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    English
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    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,141
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    kim has to cancel plans w baiboon and he chooses kom to come with him instead but baiboon has a C R U S H on him so its really really awkward to him but in the end it was worth it 10/10 he'd do it again

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    Taroumaru allowed Thoma to bring a friend to Komore Teahouse because he needs to relax. The three of them have a relaxing time together.

    Basically, in this, Ayato has never stepped foot in the teahouse and doesn't even know who Taroumaru is. But Taroumaru welcomes anyone who might give him extra pets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,895
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    Toby gets chased by geese, off a cliff, to his soulmate.

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    English
    Words:
    888
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    441
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    Tim has a soulmate, everyone does. Whenever they sing, their soulmate hears the song in their head. And God damn is it annoying.

     

    do not question this and do not question my sanity I absolutely hate soulmate AU's
    Might make a pt 2 but idk who the person would be lmao

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    722
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    479

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