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Most people have the decency to hide it, to disguise it at the very least. There was no reason for an augmented human to be parading around with an exposed data port, least of all this particularly annoying augmented human.
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02 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.
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Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.
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26 Apr 2025
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we shall have the world forever for our own by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2024
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Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.
Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.
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30 Dec 2024
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Blackballed from the industry ten years ago, Anthony Crowley jumps at the chance to star in a new Regency romance miniseries with well-known gay actor Aziraphale Fell in the hopes that it will help him restart his career.
The trouble is, Crowley has played all sorts of characters and for the life of him, he can't figure out why he's struggling to play the romantic lead opposite a man.
Edited 2/24/24 to transition from embedded images to full text
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15 Nov 2024
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When Aziraphale goes to donate a misprinted Bible for a charity auction, he somehow accidentally ends up auctioning himself. He's horrified to be won by a 'lanky man in black', and determined to tell the man that there's been a mistake when they meet after the auction to discuss the date. There is no way he will be going out with some complete stranger that 'bought' him.
And then he actually meets the lanky man in black, and starts to think that perhaps going on the date might not be such a bad thing.
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09 Nov 2024
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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26 Oct 2024
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Rivals: divine intervention by TheGirlOfIronAndBlood
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Rutshire Chronicles - Jilly Cooper
20 Oct 2024
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Anthony J Crowley has been in the television business for decades. In the cut-throat world of British independent television, his company, Corinth television, is the crown jewel of South-West England television, discreetly encouraging hedonism and corrupting the morals of children since 1966 when they first got their franchise license.
But it is 1985, and there is a new competitor in town: Angelview Television, backed by technological mogul and devout Christian: Rupert Campbell-Black. Heaven has finally caught on, two decades later, that broadcasting to millions of families is the new efficient way of spreading the gospel, and they’ve tasked their wealthiest and most influential to do it.
Anthony isn’t scared about losing the franchise. His Controller of Programmes, Anathema is a force of nature to be reckoned with, and he’s got her under his thumb. But there’s something about one of Angelview’s directors that’s got him hooked: a man called A.Z Fell.
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20 Oct 2024
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[Finally Complete!] The Fell family ruled over the town and made it prosperous for generations thanks to a dark bargain they made with the Unseelie fae - binding the mysterious Groundskeeper to their service - but lately, the town has begun to suffer due to the family not upholding their end of the bargain. Aziraphale must return home to settle his father's estate and face the trauma he fled as a boy and the magical forces and people who want him to uphold the bargain… at the cost of his own life. Will Aziraphale sacrifice himself to save the townsfolk, or will there be another way he can satisfy the demands of the fae with his life intact?
“I expect the plants under my care to grow better,” the man snarled. Perhaps it was a trick of the light or a sudden and well-timed gust of wind, but the cabbage seemed to tremble at the man’s words. “This one is lucky that you intervened or it would be on its way to the compost heap.”
“Lucky indeed,” Aziraphale agreed. “I– I’m Aziraphale.”
The man examined his face with only slightly less scrutiny than he had afforded the cabbage. “Crowley,” he said. “I’m the groundskeeper.”
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19 Oct 2024
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“It isn’t just that,” Edwin gently interrupts. He looks thoughtful. “I know I’ve always been quite resistant to the idea of changing my clothing. I think when I escaped from Hell I wanted familiarity. To go back to something I knew. And it is a little bit morbid that the most familiar outfit I could think of was the uniform of the school I’d died in. But it felt… safe. Predictable.”“And now…”
“And now I feel like it is time for me to… well, to at least think about exploring new avenues.”
He looks a little nervous but even more determined, and bloody hell, Charles will never stop being impressed by Edwin’s endless wells of courage.
AKA the one where Charles supports Edwin through his fashion journey. (And realises some things in the process.)
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Reading shadowquill17's fic did *things* to me, flicking through the related reference pics did more things, so here is Edwin in some short's checking himself out.Bookmarked by Lairdy
17 Oct 2024