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    What would you do in the villain’s place?

    An adult consciousness wakes in the body of three-year-old Joffrey Baratheon. He's armed with foreknowledge and a lifetime's worth of experience… and it is not enough. He is still Cersei's son, still Robert's "heir," and still sitting on a secret that could kill him and everyone he loves. And the more he builds to protect himself, the more he has to lose. This is a story about governance and grief, about the cost of necessary choices, and about what it means to love people who have the power to destroy you.

    It is also, somewhat accidentally, the tale of how King Joffrey I Baratheon completely revolutionized the Westerosi shipbuilding industry, and with it altered the balance of power across the entire known world.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    He was flesh and bone, and Alastor never remembered that until Lucifer — touched him. Pushed his hand away, brushed their shoulders together, nudged his side before making some ridiculous joke. Every time, the realisation came anew, and refused to stick.

    In which Alastor begrudgingly explores his relationship with touch, intimacy (in all its forms), and Lucifer (also in all his forms).

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Finally, after a moment of struggle, Husk tugs off both his pants and boxers, leaving him naked in Angel’s bed. The only thing keeping him from revealing what’s between his legs is the fact that he’s hugged his knees to his chest.

    Angel places his hands on Husk’s knees to try and spread his legs. “Husky… you gotta let me see. I need you, baby. I wanna see you.”

    Husk takes a breath and lets his legs fall limp as Angel pushes them apart, revealing his vulva. He watches Angel’s expression shift from one of want, to confusion, to realization. “Oh—“

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Angel Dust finally discovers why Alastor lives off of rotten carcasses and human flesh, and the reason is far more vulnerable than he was expecting.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.

    He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

    It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.

    More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.

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    28 Dec 2025

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